2013
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See?
You go.
Or just ramble about some other stuff. Not really any rules.
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And working out more.
And the Good things box. Write one good thing that happened each day, put it in a box, read when you're feeling down. Or at the end of the year. 
In place of testicles I have two long sharp knives hidden in my pants, spectacles...I'm looking at'em, wallet will be overflowing until the end of the year when I take another Christmas trip over seas, and I have my trusty Baby G watch that will tell me the time wherever I end up. And of course rum, all the rum.
All the rum.
boots-coffee-keys-run gear and tote bag.
2013 will be the year of coffee grinds and muscle cramps.
I like rum. It makes me fight. Don't allow myself to drink it. No liquor with color in it, or fight club ensues. Unfortunately took a decade to piece that info together.
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I'm still extremely confused. Are we supposed to write our keywords for 2013?
I'ven't a clue.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I really hope one of my key words for the year isn't booze.
Cellphone, wallet, keys, knife, crystal.
Cant leave the house without a belt. Sometimes dont bring shoes though.
I am going to get a new job this year. Or kill myself at this one.
I will not fall in love.
I will stop smoking
I will try different drugs.
I am going to pick a fight with somoene who neesd it.
And I am going to drink too much rum.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
As I heard on the street the other day:
Deux mille treize, l'année de la baise!
Focus
Less wining and dining
More spur of the moment decision-making
Softball
Be more helpful in all ways (especially to my mom)
Keep up my GPA
Pass my permit test, pass driving school, get my license
Get a job
Go outside more
Try to talk to people
Have a good time once in awhile
Deux mille treize, l'année de la baise!
Lol I would like more of that, too.
So when shall I come to Romania??
I'm kidding, but I really should visit. I still remember there is that cheap hotel there.
Germany
South France
UK
Romania
Switzerland
Bruges
Amsterdam
Sweden
I may go to Vegas for the first time this year. Maybe?
More importantly, I've already received a fantastic Hawaiian postcard with some straight adorable drawings. I need to reciprocate that shit sometime in this decade. It's gonna happen!
More importantly, I've already received a fantastic Hawaiian postcard with some straight adorable drawings. I need to reciprocate that shit sometime in this decade. It's gonna happen!
I won't believe you until I see it and have this reciprocation in my very own hands.
Well your hands better hold on to their rings because it's on its way to be bought and stamped and sent sometime in mid to late February or November.
Seriously though. It's gonna happen. Be ready. And Marina, you're next and/or first or simultaneous.
Sounds kinky.
More importantly, I've already received a fantastic Hawaiian postcard with some straight adorable drawings. I need to reciprocate that shit sometime in this decade. It's gonna happen!
Mine didn't have any drawings!
She must hate you!
Why are you so mean?! 
Yeah, Jaz!
Why are you so mean??
My mom received the card. she's gonna scan it and send that to me I guess.
More importantly, I've already received a fantastic Hawaiian postcard with some straight adorable drawings. I need to reciprocate that shit sometime in this decade. It's gonna happen!
Mine didn't have any drawings!
You must not have got the message then...
I didn't get to draw on all of them and I even had my friend draw on a few. There were just way too many 
My article about keeping your New Years resolutions is up on ManArchy. Check it out!
Happy New Year, Ya Filthy Animal!
6 months, my life had better change.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I shall walk with my pockets empty.
Oh no, did the bag-of-dick guys rob you too?
pregnancy-birth-babies-contra-fucking-ception!
Oh. And when things are a little more settled down I'm going to drink. All the drinks.


I'm confused. But let's just say I'm not prepared because this year is going to one long adventure of high seas, pirates, and plenty of booty. More rum than booty though.