2011 should be a preparation year
to get ready for the Mayan shitstorm in 2012
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Get ready? If you're not ready by now you are in shit.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
It will be so Hilarious if the Cubs do find some way to win the world series in 2012 and then the world is promptly destroyed. I'll be laughing my ass off!
hey, at least, they'll be going out on top!
It might be the reason the world ends. Chicago is surely to be destroyed in the celebration/looting that would follow winning the world series. It might the catalyst!
What's going to really suck is if it turns out to be something like from The Postman.
Then we're all going to have to actually do some real work, instead of goofing off watching movies and writing and whatnot. Man, I hope they're all wrong.
December 21, 2012....batten down your hatches mateys.
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It so perfectly lines up too! I wonder what day it would've been on if we kept to the Julian Calender?
Waiiitaminnit...
My calendar ends Dec 31, 2010...
Everybody panic!
This is why we can't have nice things.
it doesn't at least have the tiny little January dates listed at the bottom right?
Oh Nate, just when I think I can't love you any more....you go and say something like that <33333
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>BEAM<
psssst Lil Wayne and Mel Gibson wanted me to tell you that the countdown is on.... 720 days-4 hrs-15 min and 41 seconds to go.
http://www.december212012.com/
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Maybe the Mayans never got around to finishing the calendar? They could've been like
Mayan 1: Hey man we gotta get that calendar finished
Mayan 2: But it has the dates for the next two thousand years
Mayan 1: So...
Mayan 2: Why don't we just fuck it and go smoke whatever drug we Mayans smoked in 5th century BC
Mayan 1: Ok
So instead of finishing the calender those Mayans got high, resulting in one of the largest cluster fuck in human history.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
interesting theory- depends heavily on the concept of being a slacker....maybe now days that scenario would scan....back then you had to be a follow-throughing motherfucker. i mean look at all those big-ass Mayan temples that the Predators hunted aliens in....that took some can-do attitude and some personal accountability and stick-to-it-iveness!!
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So instead of finishing the calender those Mayans got high, resulting in one of the largest cluster fuck in human history.
Warlon Mayans!
Here's the thing. I've studied Mayan pictographs. The Mayans had no belief in an End Time as such, but believed in a cyclical history. Also, have you seen the calendar in question? One: It's freakin' huge. Two: It's circular, dig? And runs in a spiral. Day One is on the outside edge and it runs around and around until it gets to the middle, where it stops. Where it, you know, coincidentally runs out of room... Somewhere, buried in the jungle, yet to be found, is Page Two, which starts on Dec. 22, 2012 and runs for the next thirty-four thousand years.
This is why we can't have nice things.
New year! New life
SPAMMER
it begins.
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I had this silly idea because I'm on the verge of losing my mind (I've lost my mind)
and I'm kinda dyslexic read things upside down but what it the Mayans are really Wayans!
Here's the thing. I've studied Mayan pictographs. The Mayans had no belief in an End Time as such, but believed in a cyclical history. Also, have you seen the calendar in question? One: It's freakin' huge. Two: It's circular, dig? And runs in a spiral. Day One is on the outside edge and it runs around and around until it gets to the middle, where it stops. Where it, you know, coincidentally runs out of room... Somewhere, buried in the jungle, yet to be found, is Page Two, which starts on Dec. 22, 2012 and runs for the next thirty-four thousand years.
I'm well aware of the circular nature of the calender and on how they perceived time. And maybe it was supposed to go up? Maybe the second (or third or fourth) layer broke off and is now ruble? I don't know, you don't know, no one knows.
It also took them some couple thousand years. It wasn't built in a day. I just wonder how no expert on the matter that I know of even humored the idea.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
and is now ruble?
Leave the Russians out of this.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
and I'm kinda dyslexic read things upside down but what it the Mayans are really Wayans!
What if on December 21st of that year all of the Wayans spontaneously combust and nothing else happens anywhere in the world?!!
also:
So instead of finishing the calender those Mayans got high, resulting in one of the largest cluster fuck in human history.
Warlon Mayans!
That would be known as A Good Start.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Maybe the Mayans were just playing a big joke on all us future people?
I'm stockpiling salt. So I can preserve all the birds and squrils and racoons and frogs and stuff I hunt.
The rest of my plan:
I don't know why, but instead of the Y2K propaganda I origanially had in that topic it seems to have a picture I drew of Timberly linked instead.
The trick is to get a windmill or a water wheel for your power/milling/lathing needs, because solar depends on complicated electronics and it's going to be useless when some Mayan fertility god blots out the sun with his penis.
Then the economy is going to go in the shitter even worse when everyone tries taking back their solar calculators that had a lifetime warranty.
I like the way Spike thinks. I'm gonna take notes.
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Mayans didn't really have a fertility god. They had a minor goddess who overlooked women in childbirth, but the closest would be the corn god.
They had an awesome suicide goddess though.
This is why we can't have nice things.
corn is rather phallic
There is that.
This is why we can't have nice things.
First thing I thought of was this topic...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40874105/ns/us_news-environment/
should we be building underground shelters and stockpiling canned goods?