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Jack Parsons
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What are some major accomplishments/failures you think we are going to have in the next year?

I think that WiMax is going to be released (talk is that sprint and clearwire are working on this). One WiMax account can get you internet access anywhere; no wires, no hotspots. They plan to be able to blanket cities and regions with wi-fi. Sprint bought the 2.5 GHz spectrum, thus no interference from home or business networks.

So my prediction: Buying internet from local cable/satellite companies will be eliminated. We will be cruising around in the passenger seat of a car posting on the cult forums. Internet access anywhere for a monthly fee similar to what you are paying now.

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I'll be harder, better, faster, stronger!

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Conflict with Canada. Possibly a small war.

We're due.

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I will break the sound barrier [i]with my mind[/i].

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Quick

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Morey will go to rehab again.

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I will eat a delicious burrito.

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I will write fiction, get laid and eat too much. Why change a decent thing?

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I'll break my current record for getting laid in a year.

PS3 while, out of nowhere, stake a real claim in the console war.

Obama will go on an epic quest with Oprah polishing his blackness like a shoe in order to win him fans.

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[QUOTE=Simon57;1119647] polishing his blackness like a shoe in order to win him fans.[/QUOTE]

!!

i love that!!!

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[QUOTE=happy_hooker;1119651]i love that!!![/QUOTE]

I thank you ladies and gentlemen, i'm here all week.

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Same f'ing thing, I'll drop again.

Loose Change will shake things up more than any Michael Moore Film.

And I'll probably get married again--even if she did call me a wifebeating-cracksmoking-junky last night on the train, which might have been true 7 years ago, but it hurt the old feelings nonetheless.

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I predict several Culties* will get pregnant with my children, weeks before I meet any of them.

*Male and female.

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I think America will suport its troops, finally, and also declare a full scale anti-War on Christmas.

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I wanna hope I will be happier as Im now

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I gave up hoping for happiness, now I just pray for marshmellows.

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[QUOTE=jane s.;1119584]Morey will go to rehab again.[/QUOTE]

I will go with him.

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I'm gonna die!

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[QUOTE=alex cassun;1119727]I gave up hoping for happiness, now I just pray for marshmellows.[/QUOTE]

I don`t hope for happiness....it`s just impossible in real life...But I hope I will have less problems, Im just so tiered to survive.Sad

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On a different note - and I dont know how it is in Russia right now - but its way to cold to jerk off right now.

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oh yeah too much friction is bad

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I also predict accidental terrorism from scientists that will start an epidimic. They are gonna release an ebola monkey or a lohan or something.

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I'm predicting an overdose on school work and stress.

Also, good parties. All the 18's.

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wild, wild nights are calling.

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Im predicting an overdose of Marshmallows.

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They'll finally build a space hotel, but they will have space bodies under their space mattresses.

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Hustle, Charlie wrote:
Loose Change will shake things up more than any Michael Moore Film.

That movie was so queermo. I nearly shot my computer after watching it.

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Shit's starting to get heavy. This century is swelling for war.

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It's been a while since we've had a really good war, I think it's time to get it out of our systems.

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I doubt it, those who are fit will be drafted, those who aren't will get pushed into a munitions factory. Lots of people are going to die, which whatever way you put it, sucks.

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Yeah, nothing like a good war.

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[QUOTE=corellion;1119937]I doubt it, those who are fit will be drafted, those who aren't will get pushed into a munitions factory. Lots of people are going to die, which whatever way you put it, sucks.[/QUOTE]

I plan to get knocked up, thereby preventing me from having to do either of those things.

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[QUOTE=jane s.;1119939]I plan to get knocked up, thereby preventing me from having to do either of those things.[/QUOTE]Alrighty.

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[QUOTE=jane s.;1119939]I plan to get knocked up, thereby preventing me from having to do either of those things.[/QUOTE]
If you need a volunteer, I'm here for you.

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[QUOTE=xec8;1119953]If you need a volunteer, I'm here for you.[/QUOTE]

You're so selfless.

In 2008, I predict that Nightrious will wrestle a bear.

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I predict that will lead to bear making a happy panda thread.

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I will write a best selling work of nonfiction about my escapades in Rehab titled a Million Little Moreys.

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I don't wrestle, Jane, I swing my limbs at stuff and BITE.

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That sounds like what bears do too. Jane is a prophet!

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[QUOTE=Nightrious;1120024]I don't wrestle, Jane, I swing my limbs at stuff and BITE.[/QUOTE]

Okay, I predict you will in some way combat a bear.

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the world will end.

no seriously, it'll actually end this time. I promise.

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I hope all the good Cultists stay with us through the new year.

There are some others that if they got lost on the way to the party, I really wouldn't stress about it.

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[QUOTE=elegantly_bitter;1119781]I'm predicting an overdose on school work and stress.

Also, good parties. All the 18's.[/QUOTE]

I thought that said "good panties."

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I predict that I will be single by febuary. Just because I always am. Which is great. Smile

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[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;1120679]panties[/QUOTE]

don't say that word. say...underpants...or something. please?

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I say chones.

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knickers

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[QUOTE=my shotgunface;1120866]are you uncomfortable?
i say "unders"[/QUOTE]

Unders is good.

I always say underpants or underwears. "Panties" is a horrible word. It makes me cringe when guys say it.

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so no pantaloons then?

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i predict that in 2008 tom and jane will have nightmares about giant talking panties chasing them and screaming 'PANTIES!'

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[QUOTE=alex pallix;1120871]knickers[/QUOTE]

That's the only one I like. At first I thought it was weird, but it's TONS better then [I]panties[/I].

[I]Panties[/I] make me think of fairy pants. Like what fairies wear. Yeah.