2008 FALL TB EXCHANGE!

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tom9d
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Tuberculosis is spread through the air, when people who have the disease cough, sneeze or spit. One third of the world's current population have been infected with M. tuberculosis, and new infections occur at a rate of one per second.[2] However, most of these cases will not develop the full-blown disease; asymptomatic, latent infection is most common. About one in ten of these latent infections will eventually progress to active disease, which, if left untreated, kills more than half of its victims. In 2004, mortality and morbidity statistics included 14.6 million chronic active cases, 8.9 million new cases, and 1.6 million deaths, mostly in developing countries.[2] In addition, a rising number of people in the developed world are contracting tuberculosis because their immune systems are compromised by immunosuppressive drugs, substance abuse, or AIDS. The distribution of tuberculosis is not uniform across the globe with about 80% of the population in many Asian and African countries testing positive in tuberculin tests, while only 5-10% of the US population testing positive.[1] It is estimated that the US has 25,000 new cases of tuberculosis each year, 40% of which occur in immigrants from countries where tuberculosis is endemic.[1]

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back in the 1800's women would purposely give themselves this so they'd look sexy! just sayin'

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scenario: high paying custodian job ($90/hr) at a TB center siphoning off phlegm from the floor with a straw.

job get? Y/N

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damien_mayfair wrote:
scenario: high paying custodian job ($90/hr) at a TB center siphoning off phlegm from the floor with a straw.

job get? Y/N


that wouldn't be too bad if they give you like a really long straw that reaches the floor. if you got to keep getting up and down on your knees to suck it up would be hell on your back.
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OSHA would definitely approve of the long straw. you also get the requisite 15 min breaks and hour long lunch, though i really would think you'd be full by the time you're done with the morning batch.

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do you have to actually drink the stuff? that's nasty! I would hope they give you like an old mop bucket to spit it in to push around with you.

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where's the fun in that?

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now that i think about it, i wonder if anyone will do it if they don't have to swallow.

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are we still talking about TB or is it about oral sex now?

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so Tom, I'm assuming that you started this thread cause you have TB?!

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maybe it's his initials?

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I have TB and those are my initials. You're both right. It's definitely not a parody thread.