2 minutes ago
my other half ripped his Homer Simpson underwear trying to pick a wedgie.
haaaaaaaaahahahhahhaahahahhahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahhahah
I can't stop laughing. His response, "So... [I]you're[/I] gonna marry me."
I don't know what this has to do anything. I just wanted everyone to be able to giggle at his misfortune.
[URL=http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=missoh8]click here[/URL].
This is [B]sheenUGH[/B].
[QUOTE=sheenUGH]His response, "So... [I]you're[/I] gonna marry me."[/QUOTE]
I hope like hell you say yes. You can't let a man like that slip through the crack.
A Vendetta production. <3
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/Vendetta_M/batboy.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=1]Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair[/SIZE]
[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]You can't let a man like that slip through the crack.[/QUOTE]
don't you mean, you can't let a man get jammed in the crack?
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v377/sushiminus/jess07crop.jpg[/IMG]
This reminds me of the time I was cutting through a neighbors yard to go who knows where now , anyways at the top of the fence i was jumping my undies got caught on it and flipped me upside down, ripping them to shreds
thank god no ones knows about that , it was so embarrassing
oops...err...wait....SHIT !
[QUOTE=sushiminus]don't you mean, you can't let a man get jammed in the crack?[/QUOTE]
Ha. You're more shameless than I am.
Who the heck jumps a fence in just their underwear besides karb?
When I was a kid, an older neighborhood boy gave me a massive atomic wedgie. He pulled me right off the ground and I was helplessly dangling and in pain for a bit until my friend kicked him hard and I got away.
A Vendetta production. <3
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/Vendetta_M/batboy.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=1]Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair[/SIZE]
well, i [b]did[/b] have pants on derrrr
it was like the little pointed tip of the chain link fence caught on my waistband sticking out just enuff to give me the old heave ho
At the time of my incident i was like 10 or 11, so it would have been tighty whities
since then i have matured on to briefs heh heh heh
Are these underwear stories all from when you guys were kids?
Because he's 22.
And yeah - I said yes to him when he initially proposed a couple months back. I will marry the man with the torn Homer J. Simpson boxers.
[URL=http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=missoh8]click here[/URL].
This is [B]sheenUGH[/B].
.jpg "Fino35's picture"){kind=avatar}
sigh
[QUOTE=Fino35]sigh[/QUOTE]
Don't cry
[URL=http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=missoh8]click here[/URL].
This is [B]sheenUGH[/B].
I do not wear underwear.
that is memorable, though you shouldn't date minors.
That comes as no surprise considering the size of your bell end. Where is that pic anyhow?
Whoops... Tuffy's around somewhere isn't he?
[CENTER][url=http://stephengrahamjones.net/] [B]The Blue Monkeys are coming[/B][/url][/CENTER]
bell end?
[QUOTE=Fino35]sigh[/QUOTE]
Are you lamenting the ripped Homer grundies or the fact you've never had a wedgie yourself?
[QUOTE=morey]I do not wear underwear.[/QUOTE]
One of my best gal pals goes commando and one of my ex-bfs did as well...something I don't think I could ever do.
A Vendetta production. <3
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/Vendetta_M/batboy.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=1]Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair[/SIZE]
[QUOTE=morey]bell end?[/QUOTE]
Yeah. It's the end of your cock. It looks like a bell? And it's at the end?
Bell end, you bell end! 
[CENTER][url=http://stephengrahamjones.net/] [B]The Blue Monkeys are coming[/B][/url][/CENTER]
If only you knew what I was wearing right now.
[QUOTE=snuffy]that is memorable, though you shouldn't date minors.[/QUOTE]
huh?
[URL=http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=missoh8]click here[/URL].
This is [B]sheenUGH[/B].
[QUOTE=Pooka]Yeah. It's the end of your cock. It looks like a bell? And it's at the end?
Bell end, you bell end! :D[/QUOTE]
An apple held at the end of a baby's arm.
a weak joke on the fact that he's wearing simpsons underwear. sorry! the story is very funny though
ya bunch of freaks. what is wrong with you people?
You're, like, so square, man.
A Vendetta production. <3
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/Vendetta_M/batboy.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=1]Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair[/SIZE]
I think it happened because he was wearing like really worn in underwear you know how it gets when you wash it too many times? I had a loose end on the elastic of my whities and I pulled on it and the whole waistband came unraveled in my hands, I couldn't even keep them up any more.
laundry [I]ruins[/I] clothes...
[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]I think it happened because he was wearing like really worn in underwear you know how it gets when you wash it too many times? I had a loose end on the elastic of my whities and I pulled on it and the whole waistband came unraveled in my hands, I couldn't even keep them up any more.
laundry [I]ruins[/I] clothes...[/QUOTE]
Yeah they were worn in. I asked him what size they were so I could buy him a new pair and he said he didn't know. Looked on the tag but it was too faded to read. Poor guy. haha
This weekend (when I spend all of my money on clothes) I'm going to stop to get him a few new pairs.
Oh I just thought of something. He's gonna [I]kill[/I] me if he ever finds out about this thread. hahahahahhhahahahhaahhaahahaha
[URL=http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=missoh8]click here[/URL].
This is [B]sheenUGH[/B].
that shit must have been really up there
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v377/sushiminus/jess07crop.jpg[/IMG]