2-0-0-0 party over, oops, out of time...

[img]http://www.sankei.co.jp/mov/review/98b/boogie_nights/boogie_nights_a.jpeg[/img] TANK YOU VEDY MUCH

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[img]http://www.directmedia.ch/pix/art/specials/8mile2.jpg[/img] Hey you, you listen to me. You don't wanna fuck with me, okay? I hope you had sex last night, 'cause I'm gonna come over there and I'm gonna cut off your dick, then I'm gonna feed it to my pit, then I'm gonna burn the shit when it comes out my goddam dog's ass, you hear me? Don't fuck with me, bitch!

Imma quote lofivinyl here:

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Imma quote lofivinyl here:

[IMG]http://images.andale.com/f2/122/115/7471649/1089320378033_Glen.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

way to be lazy...

[img]http://www.sacticket.com/static/movies/news/images/250x274_stifler1.jpg[/img] Yeah bitch, I'm gonna be like, "You like this shit Momma Brown?" And then she'll be like, "Fuckin' right doggie. Suck on my nipples like, like you're milkin' a cow, Brock!"

Brock, working on your post counts again?

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Brock, working on your post counts again?[/QUOTE]

actually, I'm just replying per usual... are you gonna be a dumbass and start a stupid argument about post counts being dumb which we already obviously know or what? What EXACTLY is your fucking point, Mr. Brown? Are youtelling me my posts are dumb? Are you telling me I suck? Why don't you stop being a pussy and just say what you mean? C'mon. To my face. Like a man. Would youprefer no one ever fucking posted anything? Is that whatyou would prefer? What the fuck is it you think people do on a discussion board? Not post maybe? WHAT?

Whoah, touched a touchy subject perhaps?

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Whoah, touched a touchy subject perhaps?[/QUOTE]

I'm not touchy. I just asked you to be honest for once in your life and tell me why you mentioned post count? What was the purpose in you mentioning it? It's not like I don't get smart-remarks all fucking day long from idiots who bash me for having a big post count, just because I don't sit around sticking my thumb up my ass like you mooks who fuckingnever post anything, I got shit to say, maybe it's not important shit, but I like my shit and I say it because it's something to fucking do, something besides bitching constant about how this place sucks like allthe rest of you, I'm fucking sick of it, so I ignore people like Ozymandias and talk about movies and other shit and then you come and be a smart ass and tell me I post too goddamn much, well fuck you! You post something then! I gotta fucking do everything around this place to hold it together!

I can't wait to delete this thread and give Brock an aneurysm.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]I can't wait to delete this thread and give Brock an aneurysm.[/QUOTE]

Can you delete threads when you're banned?

You just added one more to your post count Brock!

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]I can't wait to delete this thread and give Brock an aneurysm.[/QUOTE]

The more I think about this, i think I am gonna have a fucking aneurysm. A little fucking explosion in my brain, tiny hemorrhaging... there's blood seeping out my nose right now... all it would take is a simple pop! Ifsomeone yelled OZY'S A HARDCORE EMO in my ear right now, I'd be a goner! If Peter Schilling sang Major Tom Coming Home to me, I'd fall over dead. If an unassailable freaky wierdo named Mr. Poo threw one more profoundly troubling nugget of obviosity in my general direction, I think that'd be the straw that fucked-up my ride...

[QUOTE]I'd be a goner! [/QUOTE]

Man, that'd be the day eh?

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]You just added one more to your post count Brock![/QUOTE]

dude, whats the deal?

what is yer point? why are you goading him? what are you getting out of this? pick on me for a while, i'm a fun cat toy...

[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]dude, whats the deal?

what is yer point? why are you goading him? what are you getting out of this? pick on me for a while, i'm a fun cat toy...[/QUOTE]

easy there, Prensa! His location says NETHERLANDS! That means he's one of those endangered species foreigners youwas all talkin' 'bout!

Two more Brock! Just two more!!

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]easy there, Prensa! His location says NETHERLANDS! That means he's one of those endangered species foreigners youwas all talkin' 'bout! ;)[/QUOTE]

he's not though, he's clearly an american, and I doub't he's even IN the Netherlands, I bet he's a fucking alter ego of some other cult member...that's what he smells like...

NOT TO MENTION he started it. This is defense, not a pre-emptive strike...

why is he having an orgasm over your brand new set of zeros???

I think he just merely wanted to see him get to 17,000.

And he really is from the Netherlands...at least I believe that.

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[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]I think he just merely wanted to see him get to 17,000.

And he really is from the Netherlands...at least I believe that. ;)[/QUOTE]

[img]http://banana.10gallon.jp/17000hit.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE]he's not though, he's clearly an american, and I doub't he's even IN the Netherlands, I bet he's a fucking alter ego of some other cult member...that's what he smells like...[/QUOTE]

Why would I lie about being from somewhere? People in the US think it's cool when you're from Europe?

Or do you think it's 'cause my English is ok?

[QUOTE]NOT TO MENTION he started it. This is defense, not a pre-emptive strike...[/QUOTE]

I fail to see how I started it. I merely said my opinion on BOOGIE NIGHTS. I can't help that Brock starts a tantrum and wants to know exactly why I feel that way, when we all know he's not gonna listen anyway and just is gonna say a lot more stuff about why I'm wrong and he's right.

[QUOTE]why is he having an orgasm over your brand new set of zeros???[/QUOTE]

Because Brock gets so pissed off about it.

well, keep it up then...

Nah, it's just not funny anymore. Gotta know when to stop.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]I ignore people like Ozymandias[/QUOTE]
Since when?! I should only be so lucky...

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]Since when?! I should only be so lucky...[/QUOTE]

I ignore you plenty. Ignore doesn't mean I don't see your posts. It means when I do, I generally ignore you by not replying. Sometimes you yalk so much shit our your ass that I gotta say something, like with this whole anti-mod/anti-The cult stance you got going on with alene and the funky bunch...

So complaining about dopey rules is "anti-Cult"? Need I even wonder what your enlightened thoughts are on people who protest the government?

Right. Is everyone in here supposed to just bend over and take the new rules up the ass with nary a word of dissent?

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]So complaining about dopey rules is "anti-Cult"? Need I even wonder what your enlightened thoughts are on people who protest the government?[/QUOTE]

This is not "the government". This is a message board, on a privately owned site, started by Dennis, I guess. I can't speak for Dennis, but I assume Dennis 'owns' this place because he made it and people sent him money to keep up the place. You criticizing Dennis for being "too much in charge" is nothing but you being a big whiny baby because your so-called "rights" concerning your ability to go around acting like a big whiny baby are being "infringed upon"... this ain't no fucking democracy! You have no rights! You don't 'own' this place in any way whatsoever! Neither do I or anyone else! You are just a tourist who bitches about the food, then gets even more pissed because the portions are too small! Shut up already with your goddamn nonsense bullshit!

It's an analogy, Capt. Clownshoes. How is it "anti-Cult" to complain about something that you consider wrong? You gonna answer or do you just want to borrow my shoehorn to get your foot outta your mouth?

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Right. Is everyone in here supposed to just bend over and take the new rules up the ass with nary a word of dissent?[/QUOTE]

So you are gonna jump on the anti-The Cult bandwagon now too? Do you think bitching and pissing people off about the rules is gonna change anything? Think again...

Yeah but don't people who come here 'make' this place what it is? Don't they get at least 'something' to say? We want our rights man?

ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA!

(I have no idea what's going on here man, i.e. what rights/rules and regulations)

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]anti-The Cult[/QUOTE]
How is dissent "anti-The Cult"?

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]It's an analogy, Capt. Clownshoes. How is it "anti-Cult" to complain about something that you consider wrong? You gonna answer or do you just want to borrow my shoehorn to get your foot outta your mouth?[/QUOTE]

Way to ignore how I just handed your ass to you and change the subject. This isn't about me. This is about you being a dumbass about a bunch of rules, which may or may not be a bad thing. What exactly has changed that has effected you in any way? How has the "new" rules mad Ozy any different or stopped you from doing anything? People have always gotten banned. This has nothingto do with banned people because people always get banned regardless of any new rules. So, what EXACTLY is your problem with the modsand the "new" rules? The fact that you aren't in charge? The fact that you hate Tuffy and want to ban him? Spit it out already...

Considering I've been here almost every flippin' day since I joined last October, I'd hardly say I'm anti-Cult. Most days I even love this place. Besides, I've seen you post things before taking issue with rules and mods and such, too.

EDIT: Oops. The quote thing didn't work. This post is in response to yours, Brock.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]How is dissent "anti-The Cult"?[/QUOTE]

How is it "anti-The Cult"? You're the one who called it like "the government". You're a hippie bitching about Vietnam. You're like on of those chicks who bitch about wanting equal rights in the workplace and then want to leave early everyday because they gotta run to daycare and feminine errands. You want all the rewards but you don't want to put up with the bullshit involved with having things equal. You cry out for your poor infringed upon rights as a woman, but when push comes to shove, you don't want to be a man about things... besides, if it's not anti-The Cult, how EXACTLY are you helping anything by bitching?

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]Way to ignore how I just handed your ass to you and change the subject. This isn't about me. This is about you being a dumbass about a bunch of rules, which may or may not be a bad thing. What exactly has changed that has effected you in any way? How has the "new" rules mad Ozy any different or stopped you from doing anything? People have always gotten banned. This has nothingto do with banned people because people always get banned regardless of any new rules. So, what EXACTLY is your problem with the modsand the "new" rules? The fact that you aren't in charge? The fact that you hate Tuffy and want to ban him? Spit it out already...[/QUOTE]

You still can't answer the question: how is complaint "[B][I]anti[/I][/B]-Cult"? You can keep bullshitting 'til dusk, but either answer the question or shut up and silently acknowledge that you should know your shit before opening your rube mouth and saying something so dopey (even by your standards). PWN3D!!1

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Considering I've been here almost every flippin' day since I joined last October, I'd hardly say I'm anti-Cult. Most days I even love this place. Besides, I've seen you post things before taking issue with rules and mods and such, too.

EDIT: Oops. The quote thing didn't work. This post is in response to yours, Brock.[/QUOTE]

I HAD problems with the mods when I got banned a long time ago. I haven't bitched once about the new rules in the here and now and the only mod I hate is trypdwyre and it has nothing to do with him being a mod so much as him being an uptight ass...

Basically, everybody in this place bitches about "all the hate" around here. What exactly do you think creates that? People like Ozy who have nothing good to say or add to the conversation. Ozy wants to tear this place down. It's self-detruction mental masturbation. Ozy wants to tear it down buthe doesn't want to have to mess with building it back up. You can't say shit about me because I have nothing but love for this place and say so daily. If you dislike it so much, why do you insist on being a hypocrite like alene when she says "leave it if you don't like it" then stays? Why is that?

In fact, you know what Ozy? Out with it... do youlike this place or not, becaue you sure come around alot for someone who hates it... which means you like it, and that all your bitching is pointless...

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]You still can't answer the question: how is complaint "anti-Cult"? You can keep bullshitting 'til dusk, but either you can answer the question or you can shut up and silently acknowledge that you should know your shit before opening your rube mouth and saying something so dopey (even by your standards). PWN3D!!1[/QUOTE]

I just posted to brak why it is anti-The Cult. You are trying to tear this place down with your bullshit. You aren't trying to fix shit. You aren't offering alternatives. You aren't making any suggestions. You are just bitching for the sake of bitching. Plain and simple...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]In fact, you know what Ozy? Out with it... do youlike this place or not, becaue you sure come around alot for someone who hates it... which means you like it, and that all your bitching is pointless...[/QUOTE]
How in the FUCK is criticism of [B][U]new[/U][/B] rules indicative of disliking/[I]hating[/I] the board itself in your warped mind?
I can't believe you can be so simple minded yet still know how to spell and read. Why on Earth would I complain about a lessening in quality of the board if I [B]hated[/B] it? You're one silly fuck.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]How in the FUCK is criticism of [B][U]new[/U][/B] rules indicative of disliking/[I]hating[/I] the board itself in your warped mind?
I can't believe you can be so simple minded yet still know how to spell and read. Why on Earth would I complain about a lessening in quality of the board if I [B]hated[/B] it? You're one silly fuck.[/QUOTE]

Perhaps I should simplify it for you...

WHAT PURPOSE DOES PUTTING DOWN DENNIS SERVE?

You want to be anti-the rules, fine, disagree with the rules... there's no law against not agreeing, but putting down Dennis does what again?

You try to convince me you like this board so much, but you hate the person who worked to get it up and keep it running? Seems like flawed logic to me on your part...

Where did I put down Dennis? Everything I said to him (2 whopping posts) was perfectly fair constructive criticism. If it wasn't I wouldn't still be "A model Cult Member!".

You seem to again be confusing dissent with disdain. How on Earth did you get the idea that I [B][U]hate[/U][/B] (or even [I]dislike[/I] for that matter) Dennis?

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]Where did I put down Dennis? Everything I said to him (2 whopping posts) was perfectly fair constructive criticism. If it wasn't I wouldn't still be "A model Cult Member!".

You seem to again be confusing dissent with disdain. How on Earth did you get the idea that I [B][U]hate[/U][/B] (or even [I]dislike[/I]for that matter) Dennis?[/QUOTE]

Posts 155 and 156 in the forum guidelines bitching thread seem directed towards Dennis to me... and I am also talkingin generalabout alene's follow up post whichis more blatant than yours about insulting Dennis...

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showpost.php?p=432287&postcount=159[/url]

two 'whopping' posts or not, it doesn't take more than one post to insult someone or the job they do...

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]Everything I said to him was perfectly fair constructive criticism.[/QUOTE]

Your definition of "constructive criticism" differs from mine apparently. There is NOTHING CONSTRUCTIVE in any of your posts. You just bitch and bitch and bitch some more, without offering anything constructive or helpful or alternative...

Youshouldn't be amodel cult member either. You should be thankful that they bend the rules for you and don't take away points or ban like you claim they dowithout a reason just because they dislike you or have a personal issue with you. If your argument was true about them banning for no good reason, you'd have been banned a long time ago...

Sorry, you l0se. Splitting hairs is never the way to go. Have fun back on the Ignore bench, I bet your seat is still warm.

How does the 'ignore' thing work on the forums? Explain it to me like I'm a six year old.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]Sorry, you l0se. Splitting hairs is never the way to go. Have fun back on the Ignore bench, I bet your seat is still warm. :)[/QUOTE]

That's the spirit, dude! Run and hide like the big pussy you are when you have your ass handed to you on a silver platter! Hell, you love the rules... youjust pretend you don't.. without the ignore list to hide behind you'd have nothing, so I'd say you are a perfect example righ about now of a jailhouse prag bent over a bunkbed and crying as copious amounts of gelatinous splooge seeps slowly out of your torn-out gang-banged chocolate starfish...

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]How does the 'ignore' thing work on the forums? Explain it to me like I'm a six year old.[/QUOTE]

go to your pm box... on the left you have options... go to the ignore list add thing... then type Brock Landers in the box and hit enter...

[QUOTE]Today, 01:01 PM
Remove user from ignore list Brock Landers
This message is hidden because Brock Landers is on your ignore list.

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Remove user from ignore list Brock Landers
This message is hidden because Brock Landers is on your ignore list.[/QUOTE]

Is that a good enough example, Denzel?

I don't really believe in censorship (see my UNCUT DEATH WISH 2 preference) so I'm not 'ignoring'. But what happens then if one does, do the post of that specific person not show up in a thread? Doesn't that make a certain thread kinda fucked up? You'd be missing a whole lot if the 'ignored' person has posted alot in that thread?