2-0-0-0 party over, oops, out of time...

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 09:35

Ozymandias

Doesn't Take Too Kindly To Your Type

From: Justin to Kelly

Joined: 05/19/2003

These haven't felt like the most eventful 2000 posts; with one exception I haven't been feeling the love. Do better for my next 2000.

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It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 09:42

fullmetalbrak

From: the 9-1/2 dimension

Joined: 10/24/2003

Hmmm. I wonder who that one exception is...

Anyway, I pledge to help make your next 2,000 even more worthy, chief.

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 09:44

morey

From: arctic wasteland

Joined: 10/08/2003

My gut hurts.

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 09:48

RandomThought

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 09/23/2003

Aye aye, Cap'n, Sir!
How can I instill happiness in you today, Sir?

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 09:49

morey

From: arctic wasteland

Joined: 10/08/2003

Answer me ass.

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 09:57

RandomThought

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 09/23/2003

I didn't see it, sorry.
Let me call you back.

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 09:57

tetsuo

From: Arizona

Joined: 12/01/2003

ozymandias made a thread about how high his post count is. it will rain frogs today

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 10:02

RandomThought

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 09/23/2003

Tetsuo, I left for what...3 or 4 months? Yet I'm still winning this post count war.
God, I rock.

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 10:03

tetsuo

From: Arizona

Joined: 12/01/2003

[QUOTE=RandomThought]Tetsuo, I left for what...3 or 4 months? Yet I'm still winning this post count war.
God, I rock.[/QUOTE]

I was gone folr a while too

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 10:04

RandomThought

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 09/23/2003

I was gone for longer.

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 10:06

#10

tetsuo

From: Arizona

Joined: 12/01/2003

[QUOTE=RandomThought]I was gone for longer.[/QUOTE]

i uhm got banned for like 5 months or something for like posting stuff i shouldnt

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 10:09

#11

RandomThought

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 09/23/2003

I refuse to continue this conversation here. It is lame.

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 10:10

#12

tetsuo

From: Arizona

Joined: 12/01/2003

[QUOTE=RandomThought]I refuse to continue this conversation here. It is lame.[/QUOTE]

no it's not, how dare you call this lame?

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 10:24

#13

Fiberoptic Jesus

From: sup

Joined: 09/25/2003

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 10:31

#14

RandomThought

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 09/23/2003

I think you forgot Tuffy. Surely he has more posts than you.

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 10:55

#15

Fiberoptic Jesus

From: sup

Joined: 09/25/2003

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 10:56

#16

RandomThought

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 09/23/2003

Nice piccy. I didn't realise that you were an Asian woman.
And you didn't make it clear, so don't go pointing that gun at me.

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 12:35

#17

Ozymandias

Doesn't Take Too Kindly To Your Type

From: Justin to Kelly

Joined: 05/19/2003

[QUOTE=RandomThought]Aye aye, Cap'n, Sir!
How can I instill happiness in you today, Sir?[/QUOTE]

Take up smoking.

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 12:36

#18

Ozymandias

Doesn't Take Too Kindly To Your Type

From: Justin to Kelly

Joined: 05/19/2003

I fear I'm going to have to bring Carrot Top into my very own thread to shut it down soon... Sad :( Sad

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 12:38

#19

fullmetalbrak

From: the 9-1/2 dimension

Joined: 10/24/2003

Pity, that, but it did turn to crap after post No. 2, although I like No. 14 and 16, too.

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 12:43

#20

karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Pity, that, but it did turn to crap after post No. 2, although I like No. 14 and 16, too.[/QUOTE]
post # 28 was my favorite

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 12:44

#21

RandomThought

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 09/23/2003

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]Take up smoking.[/QUOTE]
I do smoke, silly.
Thanks for reminding me that I'm out of cigarettes and money, asshole. Just smoked my last one about 45 minutes ago.

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 12:55

#22

Mr. Brown

Joined: 08/11/2003

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 12:57

#23

karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown][IMG]http://pic15.picturetrail.com/VOL579/2457067/4860286/61801655.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
this is the greatest post in the history of great posts !!!!!!!

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 13:00

#24

RandomThought

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 09/23/2003

[QUOTE=karbunkle]this is the greatest post in the history of great posts !!!!!!![/QUOTE]
Indeed....when you aren't including mine.

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 13:14

#25

Mr. Brown

Joined: 08/11/2003

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 13:19

#26

RandomThought

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 09/23/2003

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown][IMG]http://pic15.picturetrail.com/VOL579/2457067/4873745/61803255.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I wish.
Now you're just teasing me. I'm in an angry mood. I'm thinking about smoking the butts in my ashtray.

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 13:24

#27

Mr. Brown

Joined: 08/11/2003

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 13:32

#28

RandomThought

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 09/23/2003

Sexy. Very sexy. Smile Big I'm not angry anymore, that's for sure!

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 13:38

#29

Mr. Brown

Joined: 08/11/2003

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 13:38

#30

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

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The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 13:41

#31

RandomThought

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 09/23/2003

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown][IMG]http://pic15.picturetrail.com/VOL579/2457067/4873745/61805388.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Technically, I'm only jailbait in a handful of states.
And did I mention that I've slept with a 25-year-old?
Smile Big

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 13:44

#32

fullmetalbrak

From: the 9-1/2 dimension

Joined: 10/24/2003

[QUOTE=Brock Landers][img]http://budmuhnquai.nickdafish.com/b3ta/Apocat.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Nice try, but this is too far gone for even kittens to save.

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 13:46

#33

morey

From: arctic wasteland

Joined: 10/08/2003

i am the gift.

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 13:59

#34

RandomThought

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 09/23/2003

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Nice try, but this is too far gone for even kittens to save.[/QUOTE]
Oh, is that my fault?
My apologies.
May I have a kitten?

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 14:08

#35

Mr. Brown

Joined: 08/11/2003

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 14:21

#36

fullmetalbrak

From: the 9-1/2 dimension

Joined: 10/24/2003

Holy craptacular. I DID turn out to be your pimp...at least kinda sorta.

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 14:23

#37

RandomThought

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 09/23/2003

No, no, wait. You've got it all wrong! I'm innocent! I don't buy gigolos!

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 14:34

#38

fullmetalbrak

From: the 9-1/2 dimension

Joined: 10/24/2003

[QUOTE=RandomThought]No, no, wait. You've got it all wrong! I'm innocent! I don't buy gigolos![/QUOTE]

Oh, I know that. You're a juggalo girl.

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 14:40

#39

RandomThought

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 09/23/2003

No, I'm actually a whore. I like to get paid; I do not pay.
In my ex-boyfriend's group of friends they actually have a sex survey and two of the questions were:
Would you ever get paid for sex? [i]yes.[/i]
Would you ever pay for sex? [i]I don't have to.[/i]

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 14:41

#40

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Oh, I know that. You're a juggalo girl.[/QUOTE]

holy christ you people are gonna give me a hernia with this amusingly mirthful steadily streaming prankish hilarityness avalanche of ascorbic asshatery...

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 14:43

#41

RandomThought

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 09/23/2003

Hernia? Sexy.
Overuse of adjectives? Sexy.
Do I need sleep? All signs point to yes.

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 15:05

#42

Mr. Brown

Joined: 08/11/2003

Do you need sex? All signs point towards HELLA-YEAH!

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 15:07

#43

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Do you need sex? All signs point towards HELLA-YEAH![/QUOTE]

yeah, pretty much it sucks for her 'cause she's too young to have sex, it's like she's gotta wait to be 18 first or something, that's the ticket...

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 15:10

#44

Mr. Brown

Joined: 08/11/2003

Hey we bang eachother from sixteen on. And that's legally talking, never mind what REALLY happens. Go yurrup.

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 15:14

#45

fullmetalbrak

From: the 9-1/2 dimension

Joined: 10/24/2003

Oh yeah...it's time for the Top.

Although post #41 almost made me squirt a little.

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 15:15

#46

RandomThought

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 09/23/2003

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]yeah, pretty much it sucks for her 'cause she's too young to have sex, it's like she's gotta wait to be 18 first or something, that's the ticket...[/QUOTE]
Nah, but I haven't had sex in 6 or 7 weeks.
I'm not missing it too terribly, but I wouldn't mind some.

Sat, 07/31/2004 - 15:17

#47

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Oh yeah...it's time for the Top.

Although post #41 almost made me squirt a little.[/QUOTE]

DUDEZ! SQUIRT IS NOT A WORD YOU SHOULD SAY EVER... IT'S NOT LADYLIKE!

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 15:18

#48

morey

From: arctic wasteland

Joined: 10/08/2003

I am an Amereican Artist!

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 15:19

#49

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=RandomThought]Nah, but I haven't had sex in 6 or 7 weeks.
I'm not missing it too terribly, but I wouldn't mind some.[/QUOTE]

fucking chicks... 6 or 7 goddamn weeks without sex and it's like SEX? WHO NEEDS IT! crazyness... I can't even go a day without abusing my penis in one way or another, not necessarily to completion, mind you, but I can't sleepright unless it gets touched first... and touched in a dirty way too...

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Sat, 07/31/2004 - 15:19

#50

morey

From: arctic wasteland

Joined: 10/08/2003

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]DUDEZ! SQUIRT IS NOT A WORD YOU SHOULD SAY EVER... IT'S NOT LADYLIKE![/QUOTE]Hold Me!!

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