18.
My 18th birthday was Friday, and the night turned out to be a pretty good story.
We all headed out to the frat that my roommate is pledging and we played asshole for a while. They all knew it was my birthday so I had to drink every 10 seconds. I killed about 5 beers in half an hour, and after this was finished we decided to head out and see if we could find a party. While we were roaming we ran into this stripper that's in one of my classes. One of the guys told her that it was my birthday, so she hung with us all night and told me she owed me a show since it was my birthday, or something like that. I forget many of the details because half of my braincells were dead at that point.
Long story short, I got totally blasted and hooked up with a stripper on my 18th birthday.
A little bit.
w00t!
P.S. Where'd you get that avatar?
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i never have an interesting time on my birthday, it's just a normal day
why weren't you in your hutch?
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Damn, My 18th sucked.
I didn't do a damn thing.
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[B]w00t!
P.S. Where'd you get that avatar? [/B][/QUOTE]
since he has not answered... that avatar is of the hand of one of the dudes in Boondock Saints, the shot taken mostly likely just moments before he purges a criminal from society with a .45.
Orenthal James's 18th birthday party was off the hizzle! LOL!
happy belated dude
yes, happy birthday!
...? That's... I dunno. Doesn't seem special? *shrug*
Not ragging on you sir, just... seems unimpressive.
ANyway, anyone had that Tito's vodka? good shit.
I'm turning into a fucking alcoholic,k though.
And my 18th sucked ass. Hopefully my 21st will be good. It fucking better.
Hey man, happy birthday. Friday wasn't bad... I got a stoner from a druggie school to jump through my car window and into my lap as I was driving past police officers. Not exactly a stripper, but he did suck me dry.
ahhh, thx, Izen.
It looked like an ad for a software company.
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hes gay you know
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Grade 5 dropout's birthday is coming up next month.
[QUOTE=owenwarland]Grade 5 dropout's birthday is coming up next month.[/QUOTE]
Well, he seems to have already gotten a life...
What could we possibly add?
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
[QUOTE=owenwarland]Grade 5 dropout's birthday is coming up next month.[/QUOTE]
did anyone point out the "No trolling" policy?
i've missed you g5
[QUOTE=Robot Puking]i've missed you g5[/QUOTE]
Is the robot bulemic, or does the bulemic have a robot to make them puke?
I bet you could sell either one to Japanese schoolgirls.
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
errrrrrr.... Owen?
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[QUOTE=Fiberoptic Jesus]errrrrrr.... Owen?[/QUOTE]
errrrrr.... yes?
[QUOTE=owenwarland]Grade 5 dropout's birthday is coming up next month.[/QUOTE]
great idea lets bump all the old birthday threads to the front page now
oh wait nevermind
Happy belated birthday, g5d.
...
You obviously had fun
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