17 things worth knowing about your cat
Clip its whiskers on one side and you have a week of fail proof entertainment.
"Let's poop on something expensive."
"Word."
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Is your cat fat, skinny or an in-between?
Cuuute.
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Check out number 9. Ha.
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I love this!
My cat can open doors. I don't know if this is just a typical thing since this is the only cat I've ever owned but he turns the knob with his little paws and actually opens the damn door. At first it was cool/cute now it's just annoying.
If you want to learn more about cats and see some pictures of them, go to this website and read the facts and look at the pictures:
i thought if you clip a cat's whiskers, they lose their balance and they can't get it back? if you notice those really goofy cats who are also clumsy, they don't take good enough care of their whiskers. i had one like that once. he died.
I'm slightly creeped out to know that cats' collarbones are "buried in muscle."
There is hope, but not for us.
I like how they utilize the cat's butt hole.
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man i bet cats have so much fun. the assholes.
It's a CatAssTrophe!
I'm not the tactician General Patton was or anything, but if you're going to use a giant dildo in a fight, use it balls side up, with the glans as a handle. It's more physical mass descending upon your opponent when you swing.
I got 34. Not bad. I think.
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Thats actually not true, a cat can do fine without whiskers. I've had plenty of half assed retard cats who burn their whiskers straight off, or get them stuck in things like door hinges and need to have them cut. Chances are your goofy cat had cerebellar hypoplasia. It's a disorder that makes a cat wobbly forever, and it's the cutest thing in the fucking world.
aw that's kind of sad but at least it looks happy. mine might have had a milder form of that. he did kind of flop around a lot for no reason. then there's that one day when he snuck outside and since he wasn't right in the head, he didn't understand that cars are a lot bigger than he was and that's that. i think i had post traumatic stress disorder for a few weeks after that.
Next time I get arrested for being drunk I'm going to claim cerebellar hypoplasia.
Thats actually not true, a cat can do fine without whiskers. I've had plenty of half assed retard cats who burn their whiskers straight off, or get them stuck in things like door hinges and need to have them cut. Chances are your goofy cat had cerebellar hypoplasia. It's a disorder that makes a cat wobbly forever, and it's the cutest thing in the fucking world.
A CHALLENGER!
"Your cat uses whiskers to gauge whether or not they can fit through an opening." Neat.
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