16x needs your help!

you know I'd have no problem buying her an account but you just took a whack at my cancer thing and now I'm not gonna

[QUOTE=Grae]you know I'd have no problem buying her an account but you just took a whack at my cancer thing and now I'm not gonna[/QUOTE]
Oh for the love of god man, it's humour. I actually doubt you'd lie about something like the cancer thing, but lets face it. It didnt go well on the palahniuk loving audience we got here.

thats true, dammit

I'm still bitter though

it'll take me a while to get over it

I might need therapy

give me 5 dollars so i can see a shrink

please

I'll like totally pay you back before the end of the year

[QUOTE=Grae]thats true, dammit

I'm still bitter though

it'll take me a while to get over it

I might need therapy

give me 5 dollars so i can see a skrink

please

I'll like totally pay you back before the end of the year[/QUOTE]
Whats a skrink?

dude just fuck off now, you're annoying

Really?

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Really?[/QUOTE]

I want to say yes.....so I will. Yes.

tell her to PM me, ill give her 8 bucks

Its okay. I think Grae got the wrong impression of me. I think he disliked my parody thread. I mean, yeah it was an asshole thing to do, but no one was buying his thread, so I figured why not, ya know? I don't care. Grae can dislike me. He can even hate me, but I don't think his hating me will help his friend any.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Its okay. I think Grae got the wrong impression of me. I think he disliked my parody thread. I mean, yeah it was an asshole thing to do, but no one was buying his thread, so I figured why not, ya know? I don't care. Grae can dislike me. He can even hate me, but I don't think his hating me will help his friend any.[/QUOTE]

I want to agree...so I will ! :cool:

I don't hate you. I just think you're annoying.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Its okay. I think Grae got the wrong impression of me. I think he disliked my parody thread. I mean, yeah it was an asshole thing to do, but no one was buying his thread, so I figured why not, ya know? I don't care. Grae can dislike me. He can even hate me, but I don't think his hating me will help his friend any.[/QUOTE]
tru dat

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]tell her to PM me, ill give her 8 bucks[/QUOTE]

She cant even log in man. She cant go past the front page.

this fight is stupid. but i wish someone would change the spelling error in the thread title, so much.

[QUOTE=vidalia]this fight is stupid. but i wish someone would change the spelling error in the thread title, so much.[/QUOTE]
I'll do it if you help pay her membership! Actually, im too damn proud, i'll do it for free. Just tell me how to write it correctly and consider it done.

[QUOTE=vidalia]this fight is stupid. but i wish someone would change the spelling error in the thread title, so much.[/QUOTE]

Well it sounds like he's complinting in hopes of it working, like ' you are da help man, you are so help you just gotta!'.

its supossed to be your [B]help[/B] and not [B]you're[/B] (as in you are) help I make the same mistake all the time. sometimes I catch it.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Well it sounds like he's complinting in hopes of it working, like ' you are da help man, you are so help you just gotta!'.[/QUOTE]
Actually im just dumb.

[QUOTE=Fake Plstic Trees]She cant even log in man. She cant go past the front page.[/QUOTE]
dude, shes viewing this thread right now

but it's capitalized. so, you know. i notice it more.

Theres no fight (if you meant me). I just think its absurd to think that you can go on a site as a non-virtual stranger asking other strangers for money for another total stranger. I mean its bad enough to get people to donate locally, what honestly would make anyone think that people would give in this manner?

[QUOTE=vidalia]but it's capitalized. so, you know. i notice it more.[/QUOTE]
i thought he capitalized it on purpose, to piss you/me/others off.

but yea it annoyed the fuck outta me too

no big deal. just sayin.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Theres no fight (if you meant me). I just think its absurd to think that you can go on a site as a non-virtual stranger asking other strangers for money for another total stranger. I mean its bad enough to get people to donate locally, what honestly would make anyone think that people would give in this manner?[/QUOTE]

It's like begging for change when you have a job and are doing it at work. Crazy!

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]' you are da help man, you are so help you just gotta!'.[/QUOTE]

eeee whut?

[QUOTE=UbikRex]It's like begging for change when you have a job and are doing it at work. Crazy![/QUOTE]
man what kinda loser would do something like that.

ps: if you had an instrument I'd be more inclined to put money in.

[QUOTE=mr_hash]man what kinda loser would do something like that.

ps: if you had an instrument I'd be more inclined to put money in.[/QUOTE]
he plays the triangle

[QUOTE=vidalia]no big deal. just sayin.[/QUOTE]
Ok, i changed the title.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Theres no fight (if you meant me). I just think its absurd to think that you can go on a site as a non-virtual stranger asking other strangers for money for another total stranger. I mean its bad enough to get people to donate locally, what honestly would make anyone think that people would give in this manner?[/QUOTE]

I would send Grae money to help out a friend of his that needed financial help whilst battling cancer. IF her story wasn't that she's saving money to get a [I]life threatening [/I] tumor removed from her ovary. That's just such an absurd line of shit. Even without medical insurance, people do not get sent home with life threatening tumors. They just get operated on and then get hounded by bill collectors for the rest of their lives. I think Grae is a caring and decent and giving person and that someone is taking advantage of that.

i thought YOU'RE dumb as hell every night?

[QUOTE=mr_hash]man what kinda loser would do something like that.

ps: if you had an instrument I'd be more inclined to put money in.[/QUOTE]

[B]Planet of the apes 1, 2 and 3[/B]: He can dance, he can dance
[B]
Troy McClure[/B]: I can SINNNNNNNGGGGG!

Dr Zauis Dr Zauis....ohhhhhhhhh Dr Zauis DOCTA ZAUIS

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]i thought YOU'RE dumb as hell every night?[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Grae]eeee whut?[/QUOTE]

As in, 'you're so money baby'!

[QUOTE=mirkah]I would send Grae money to help out a friend of his that needed financial help whilst battling cancer. IF her story wasn't that she's saving money to get a [I]life threatening [/I] tumor removed from her ovary. That's just such an absurd line of shit. Even without medical insurance, people do not get sent home with life threatening tumors. They just get operated on and then get hounded by bill collectors for the rest of their lives. I think Grae is a caring and decent and giving person and that someone is taking advantage of that.[/QUOTE]

Correction: she earns too much to get any help from organisations.
It's not an emergency because the tumor hasn't burst.
The doctor is sayign she has time before it gets critical.
Shes found a hospital that acept financial aid.
The money is for the doctors fee, which they want up front
Her doctor says if ithe tumor is allowed to burst the toxins in it will kill her, they won't have a chance to operate if it bursts.
Thast why she needs the surgery in October
The next available time is in December, and by then the tumor will have reached mass critical size and will most likely burst.
So it's not really life threatening, but if she doesn't have it removed soon it will be.
The insuirance she has from working in Ryder won't cover it because she had the condition before she started working with them.

There is absolutely no way I can prove any of that, but thats the situation as exactly as I k now it.

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]i thought YOU'RE dumb as hell every night?[/QUOTE]

I was going to say that

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]Dr Zauis Dr Zauis....ohhhhhhhhh Dr Zauis DOCTA ZAUIS[/QUOTE]

Hey pal, that's my face up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it.

[QUOTE=UbikRex]Hey pal, that's my face up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it.[/QUOTE]
oh no i noticed

[QUOTE=Grae]The money is for the doctors fee, which they want up front[/QUOTE]

Grea, it just doesn't work like that, listen to mirkah, fir reals

Okay guys. Heres your money guys
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OH NO! WHAT AM I DOING?!
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I'm so sorry guys:( I couldnt help it.
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so whats the deal, did someone do it yet?

[QUOTE=Fiberoptic Jesus]OH NO! WHAT AM I DOING?!
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those bills have been in some stripper's ass crack, YUM!!!

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]so whats the deal, did someone do it yet?[/QUOTE]
yup, someone already volunteered to it, and it'll be done in no time.

[QUOTE=Fake Plstic Trees]yup, someone already volunteered to it, and it'll be done in no time.[/QUOTE]
damn, thought i could score some more points

[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]those bills have been in some stripper's ass crack, YUM!!![/QUOTE]
Nah. Our bills are made of plastic.
If you ran it down a stripper's ass she'd get a nasty cut

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ITS ALIVE! I'd like to thank whoever paid because that shit is cool. As soon as I have some extra cash, I'm going to see if there's some other poor person on there and I'm buying a subscription for them. I'd make up for my WEEK of missing post but I have to go and register for classes and then I have to eat burgers. Tell you all about it when I get back. Of course.
Also, the only person who got points for this thread was FPT, spelling errors and all. He's FOREIGN for God's sake, cut him some slack.

[QUOTE=sixteentimes]ITS ALIVE! I'd like to thank whoever paid because that shit is cool. As soon as I have some extra cash, I'm going to see if there's some other poor person on there and I'm buying a subscription for them. I'd make up for my WEEK of missing post but I have to go and register for classes and then I have to eat burgers. Tell you all about it when I get back. Of course.
Also, the only person who got points for this thread was FPT, spelling errors and all. He's FOREIGN for God's sake, cut him some slack.[/QUOTE]
youre welcome, i mean for me trying

[QUOTE=sixteentimes] He's FOREIGN for God's sake, cut him some slack.[/QUOTE]

There is no foreign on the innernet.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]There is no foreign on the innernet.[/QUOTE]
You're all foreign to me. I don't care if you live in Ohio, you're still fucking foreign.