15 minutes

I gave up the 15 minutes of fame for a lifetime of infamy

Everyones got it in-fa-me too Loki.

well everyone stinks of jealousy
cause all the chicks are digging our bad boyness and they're left blueballing
hi5!

[QUOTE=lokigod]well everyone stinks of jealousy[/QUOTE]

Is that what that smell is? I could have sworn it was just piss.

I'm already just 15 minutes famous for running aroung with my huge head.

Bell end? Or head?

[QUOTE=Pooka]Is that what that smell is? I could have sworn it was just piss.[/QUOTE]
don't say things like that

you'll get me all hott

[QUOTE=Pooka]Is that what that smell is? I could have sworn it was just piss.[/QUOTE]Are you tracking that brock guy?

[QUOTE=lokigod]you'll get me all hott[/QUOTE]

Dirtty boy... (I like this ttwo "t" tthing)

[QUOTE=Pooka]Blah, blah, blah, Andy Warhol, blah.

What are you going to make yourself famous for 15 minutes?[/QUOTE]

longest sustained self-inflicted orgasm. (but you can;t use porno, that's cheating)

You can come without porno?

ok, fine, so i was lying. but it's my goal.

[QUOTE=morey]Are you tracking that brock guy?[/QUOTE]

You and Brock remind me of the two brothers in A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genu... Christ I for got what I was saying the title to that book is so long?

Oh yeah, the oldest, Dave Eggars, is always saying Toph's hair smells of urine. They really wind each other up, but at the same time, can't function with the other being around.

What do you mean Toph's? My brothers name is Topher.

Spooky.

I got my fifteen minutes by getting stuck in an animal cage when I was 12. I climbed into a tree and jumped over the barbwire fence to get in. What I didn't realize was that I would need a tree to hop over it again.
A crane chased me around for awhile, then I crossed a little stream(It was a HUGE cage) and for some reason it didn't want to go through the water.
I ended up finding the cage that the deer lived in, and I stayed there for four hours, until someone finally saw me. They called the cops and an officer came and threw a leather blanket over the barbwire so that I could climb out.
I'm in a kind of small town, so it was on the news and in the paper and everything.

I got a second Fifteen minutes in Grade Eight, when, during a lip sync of a backstreet boys song, five girls were standing in a row, and I said, "If I had my gun, I could take them all out with one shot!"
The teacher heard me, and so did a few other kids. I got sent to the office, and later people kept asking why I was sent to the office. I suppose the other kids didn't hear me well, cause they said, "He said something about bringing a gun to school..."

The school became split up into three groups(my friends not included):
People that hated me and wanted to kick my ass
people that were afraid of me
and people that thought it was cool. As you can imagine, the last group was the biggest problem. Frickin weirdos.

When I was in grade 8 I drew a picture of my school exploding.. It was a pretty good drawing at the time.. My teacher even told me, "That's a very nice drawing." Only, in french, because I was in french immersion.. anyhoo. Everything in the drawing was exploding, school buses, school, portables, the trees were on fire.. and so was a teacher running from the building..

I wish I could find that, my teacher laminated it for me.

No 15 minutes of fame though, but that's cool.

well, today, that would mean fifteen months at guantanamo

[QUOTE=NuksVomika]Location:Kingston, Ontario[/QUOTE]
Kingston sucks. All of Canada sucks, especially Ontario, and if you're in Ontario, then ESPECIALLY kingston. Man did you ever get the shitty end of the stick.

Well, could be worse.. couldn't it? Doesn't matter, I'm off to a significantly less shitty part of Canada in a couple of weeks.. Rainy Vancouver.

So full of junkies.

A few little dance numbers.