15 July 1968, 12:15 a.m. Pacific Standard Time.

true dat

i said that to my mom once and she was like..omg i cant believed you said that..i think she really wanted to do is slap me...

You're so haerdkoar, Olips...

huh?

me no speaka engrish...

i have a nun thing, too. my collection of latex clad nuns fornicating and masturbating is worthy of an award. the nuns, the punk rock band from new york, are also way cool!

Speaking of bands.. you never sent me those cds, beetch.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tuffy the Dump Truck [/i]
[B]No. I am at work. The goddamned place I went to lunch didn't serve alcohol. It Pittsburgh you need to really hunt to find a place that doesn't serve alcohol. I seem to have found the one. No matter, tonight I am going to Max's Allegheny Tavern (Hey, Moe.ron, are you paying attention), a nice, traditional German bar/restaurant. I am going to eat eight kinds of meat plus spaetzel and drink much warm dark pilsner. [/B][/QUOTE]

i will have to remember max's. sounds like my kind of place. sorry i can't make it. it's a long drive to pittsburgh.

Indeed.

The Nuns first album on PoshBoy Records. Have it. Their new one? Not yet.

still, if you really are going here [url]http://www.maxsalleghenytavern.com/[/url], i suppose i can have a drink waiting for you there.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by disx [/i]
[B]Speaking of bands.. you never sent me those cds, beetch. [/B][/QUOTE]

what do you mean you didn't receive them!?! do i have to burn them again? oh, and how about yours, my friend?

Hrm. So you sent them? Argh. I didn't send them, cos I was kinda waiting on yours to get here cos someone else *cough* is asking for them too... And I didnt want to have to burn a whole other set if you never even sent yours.. Hrm.. Blargh.

That link doesn't go anywhere!

try this one: [url]http://www.maxsalleghenytavern.com/[/url]

it just means i'll have to make them again for you. big deal. i stole the cds from work to make them for crying out loud. no worries laddy.

try it now:

[url]http://www.maxsalleghenytavern.com/[/url]

you edited. i edited. now we both have egg on our faces.

I edited?

that link doesn't go anywhere!

and then

that link doesn't go anywhere!

try this one: [url]http://www.maxsalleghenytavern.com/[/url]

yeah, you edited. call me quickdraw. anyway, you want that drink, cowboy?

frammy..show me those pics!

what pics are you talking about, my distant darling?

latex nuns etc etc

you're never on yahoo..saw you on like at 7am..

Isn't this *my* thread? Shouldn't _I_ be the one who gets to look at latex nuns, an'at?

we can all share!

:::Note to self: Add The Nun Story to the list of stories I have to one day share with the Cult...:::

tell it......

*whip in hand

you have a nun story, tuffy? why am i not surprised. any pictures? i mean, why not? no harm in asking, eh?

also, if your penchant for pervy attire runs to the religious, i am sure we can work something out, my good man.

rita, darling, we need to make a date. i usually check my emails in the am and run.

I've stopped believing that you actually have the stories. you ttried to buy time and now you can't even make them up

rita, that's the spirit! *quirt in hand*

frammy we should

i am home bound..contractors dropping in randomly to finish their job..god anythign can sound so kinky

(just moved in to condo)

dammit i've missed this whole thread b/c i thought it was one of those stupid chat things. bleargh.

somewhere there's a picture of an entire deep-fried chicken head. i'd give that to tuffy for his birthday but i'm at work and i don't want to be caught searching for it.

That's okay. I already have that pic.

[url]http://www.zooass.com/postcards/cards/chickenhead/index.shtml[/url]

That one, Brock, I do not have, however. Thank you.

It does the chicken dance song in chicken bocks... so it must be cool...

love me chicken tender? that was a mindfuck given i was playing radiohead at the same time.

Hi. Me <---- Drubk.

tuffy, you drubk bastard...c'mere and get your birthday spankin's!!

Damn. I could do with being drubk right about now. Happy birthday, Tuffy. May you continue loadin', haulin', and dumpin' for many years to come.

All present and accoumted for, sir! Spamk away!

It's amazing whay a magnum of cheamp effervescent wine wil;lll do....

nice one tuff. love.

Oh, God... [size=small][b]Note to Self:[/b][/size] Never mix champagne and beer again. Ever ever.

took you 35 years to realise that?

or you simply don't learn from previous mistakes (therefore note to self useless)?

<3

For 34 years it was not a problem.

Getting OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDD!

<3 <3

Yeah. Thanks. Foreigner.

American.

survived another night of debauchery, did you, old bean? well, congratulations.

Come on Tuffy (don't fear the reaper)
Tuffy take my hand (don't fear the reaper)
We'll be able to fly (don't fear the reaper)
Tuffy I'm your man...

yeah.. I'm comfortable enough in my heterosexuality to sing a Blue Oyster Cult verse to the hungover Tuffy... something about his avatar shouts out 'The Stoned Age' to me...

a song i'd like to dedicate to tuffy for no particular reason.

Mother told me, yes, she told me I'd meet girls like you.
She also told me, "Stay away, you'll never know what you'll catch."
Just the other day I heard a soldier falling off some Indonesian junk that's going round.

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

Father says, "Your mother's right, she's really up on things."
"Before we married, Mommy served in the WACS in the Philippines."
Now, I had heard the WACS recruited old maids for the war.
But mommy isn't one of those, I've known her all these years.

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year?
Ev'ry time I got to thinking, where'd they disappear?
When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch.
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out.

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

Away.
Away.

Repeat Chorus 7X

tuffy, what were the 6, count 'em, types of meat that you boasted you would eat in honor of your natal day?

*covers ears.....

hear no evil...see no evil