14-year-old pussy!

[QUOTE=LeHaHi;931285]Did anyone watch this one? ^^

Wild experiance:

I'm with my friends tonight, and they were talking. All of a sudden, one of them is like, "dude, do you watch Dax?"

Shocked, I'm like, " Uhm, duh! He's great isn't he?"

It seems my friends were the first two veiwers of his latest update. They commented I think. I don't tell my friends about the cult. They'd think I was weird.[/QUOTE]

not weirder than Dax though so go for it!

[QUOTE=LeHaHi;931141][URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF6KTeYDrSc]This one is good and seems ligit.[/URL][/QUOTE]

Legit??? are you serious? that's even phonier then the other one!
they'd be wise to just keeps the shows on just him cause when other people get involved it falls apart

I don't care. I still kind of like him. I've changed my tune, ok?

I posted a comment on Dax's final decision blog, the one that reassured us that he's "re-smarted" and not retarded. Left that comment at about 7am this morning and it's now nearly 40 pages deep. The kid has won insane popularity on YouTube. Sure, a lot of the comments are predictably negative, mean, and stupid--left by people who feel superior for seeing through him, or whatever--but they're still viewing all his bleeding videos and leaving comments, pushing him to the top of YouTube's charts. So the whole thing's working out perfectly for Dax and company. Dax is the very face of triumph in the world of new media.

[QUOTE=vigorous puppy;931299] Dax is the very face of triumph in the world of new media.[/QUOTE]
At least, for the next 15 minutes, or so.

In a continuing effort to support our latest sick obsession,

[URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjy0TxFKlyA]this chick begs dax to bring his mom into his next v-journal[/URL].

Will he do it? Duhn-duh-duhn!!

Meanwhile, [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdDBKJvdiGo]Karbunkle offers a video response[/URL].

I've been sick for the past couple days, and this grinning, freaking-out motherfucker is appearing in my dreams, kind of like Freddy Kreuger.

[QUOTE=Spike;931319]I've been sick for the past couple days, and this grinning, freaking-out motherfucker is appearing in my dreams, kind of like Freddy Kreuger.[/QUOTE]

Wow, that's horrible. What did you think about freaky-deaky, the one-eyed guy? I'm thinking that in a kingdom of the blind, he'd be king. Also, I'm thinking he'll never be as popular as Dax, what with his nice, moderate weirdness that he keeps on such a careful leash. And he's totally missing that sad fact.

Also, do you think we should edit this thread to include "Daxflame" in the title, or would it just be puke stew for YouTubers to start hitting this thread from Google searches?

my say probably doesn't matter, but i don't think that hundreds of thousands of googlers would be fun to hve coming to the cult...

[QUOTE=StampedForehead;931322]my say probably doesn't matter, but i don't think that hundreds of thousands of googlers would be fun to hve coming to the cult... :([/QUOTE]

Well, it's up to Spike since he started the thread. But I don't thing we'd actually be flooded with them. Might even bring us an interesting member or two.

[QUOTE=vigorous puppy;931318]Meanwhile, [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdDBKJvdiGo]Karbunkle offers a video response[/URL].[/QUOTE]

I'm not nearly as bald!

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;931326]I'm not nearly as bald![/QUOTE]

Oh, don't worry, you're much better looking, Nate. And you'd totally take him in a grudge match. But hell, you're both kind of big dudes who speak eloquently and gesture a lot with your hands, so I couldn't resist.

plus i've got more eyeballs than him!

That girl who beat him up was stupid.
do you remember that!?
that's what they're going to say!

[QUOTE=zachariahlebaron;932726]That girl who beat him up was stupid.
do you remember that!?
that's what they're going to say![/QUOTE]Hey i know who you are. I don't know who dax is though, i never watch youtube, ever.

ever?

Trevor makes an astonishing analysis based on doors and window blinds in, you guessed it,

[URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FFdOimneEY]Daxflame Exposed Part III[/URL].

so is dax going to stay a part of our lives?
does he havea voice?

my speakers DON'T WORK!!!

The Daxflame Exposed stuff is just a viral campaign to get people talking about that one guy's amazing detective skills!

IT'S ALL A SHAM!

[QUOTE=StampedForehead;933245]so is dax going to stay a part of our lives?
does he havea voice?

my speakers DON'T WORK!!![/QUOTE]

After certain mournful tribulations, Dax made a new video last week to say that he [i]would[/i] keep his video blog--to the heartfelt relief of millions. Well, okay, dozens. But [b]several[/b] dozen serious fans, mind you! His pudding brain has entered their equally gelatinous hearts. BUT, last time I checked, he still hasn't done another regular entry past that note that he would keep it, and his exciting feigned use of a frozen hammer (and to please stop asking him if he's disabled). If our man Trevor hasn't scared him off, then where is the next entry? We're waiting, dax.

[QUOTE=Spike;933335]The Daxflame Exposed stuff is just a viral campaign to get people talking about that one guy's amazing detective skills!
[/QUOTE]
Well, maybe, but he is amazing! Trevor is for real! He's very smart and he teaches me stuff. If anyone asks, that's what I'm going to say. That's what I'm going to SAY!!

they should re-make wonder years with him, thats all i'm saying

I've already grown bored with Daxflame. Quick, can anyone calculate how close we are to The Running Man?

[QUOTE=Spike;933351]I've already grown bored with Daxflame. Quick, can anyone calculate how close we are to The Running Man?[/QUOTE]
[URL=http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Video/2003/11/running_man.mov]You're only a 90's pop hit away from The Running Man.[/URL]

[QUOTE=Spike;933351]I've already grown bored with Daxflame. Quick, can anyone calculate how close we are to The Running Man?[/QUOTE]

TV gameshows that are actually public executions, thinly disguised, will be launched by an embittered Howie Mandel in 2027.

[QUOTE=morey;932728]Hey i know who you are. I don't know who dax is though, i never watch youtube, ever.[/QUOTE]

chances are you could get to know dax about as well as you know me... unless... something weird.

Also, the title of this thread is very misleading.

I thought it was going to be about an elderly cat.

As I believe I've mentioned.
Shiiit. I do this at home all the time.

"So were my jeans in that pile of washing?"
"Yep"

5 minutes later...

"So were my jeans in that pile of washing?"
"You just asked me that."
"I did?"
"Yes."
"And what did you say?"

"And what did you say?"

don't leave me in suspence. What had you said. haha. (my sense of humor sucks.)

There there.

Have this:
[IMG]http://www.cheerwine.com/assets/images/cwine_can.jpg[/IMG]

I've been diagnosed!: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMcrWOuosVE[/url]

Sophia's Presents!: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5zrKVPYLB8&NR[/url]

Worst Friday I've Ever Seen: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVdHFdra-BY[/url]

Hilites: "What will I need geometry for when I'm a millionaire?"

There's more up!

Timesaving summary: Sophia and Jacob are dating, but Bernice is overjoyed by this because they can all hang out together and be "Sojax" and Bernice shows up to school in Superman pajamas, humiliating himself, and he cries about it. Also, there's a godawful standup routine.

Oh man, I haven't been keeping up on things!

[URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6_6ZU-fz3Y&mode=related&search=]Jacob is 100% friend, Sophia is almost mine/ours! [/URL]

[URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6RzsPDPfJI]I'm BANNED![/URL]

There isn't a day that goes by I don't think the good lord this shit didn't exist when I was 14...

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;959838]Oh man, I haven't been keeping up on things!

[URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6_6ZU-fz3Y&mode=related&search=]Jacob is 100% friend, Sophia is almost mine/ours! [/URL]
[/QUOTE]

They just horsed around all day, oh boy! Why is he not wearing pants?

He came to teach us things!

[QUOTE=Spike;929968][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLUeSf86v1E[/url]

:sad2: :sad2: :sad2: :sad2: :sad2: :sad2: :sad2: :sad2: :sad2: :sad2: :sad2: :sad2: :sad2: :sad2: :sad2: :sad2:[/QUOTE]

this was SO FUNNY!!

thanks!

Oh you could have done better than that. Here I was expecting a great Ironman quote on Daxflame, and you come up with, "SO FUNNY!!"
That's fucking ridiculous.

[QUOTE=corellion;1007165]Oh you could have done better than that. Here I was expecting a great Ironman quote on Daxflame, and you come up with, "SO FUNNY!!"
That's fucking ridiculous.[/QUOTE]

He probably masturbates in his sisters underwear.

That was crap too. You've jumped the shark.

[QUOTE=corellion;1007182]That was crap too. You've jumped the shark.[/QUOTE]

A king cant always satisfy all his nation nor can he dissatisfy the whole Nation, so he fucks up the minority’s. and so i wonder where do you fit in the social class of my head

Where should you fit Cor?

i got 28 seconds into it and decided that i'm not willing to give up the other 4:32 of my life....

[QUOTE=countrywide promotions;1029710]wow, google search is a trip.[/QUOTE]

What exactly are you doing?
I think if the t-shirts delivered were crap then you should get in touch with them and ask for a refund or a reprint. Ask hard though.

Raymond14 is the REALDEAL
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3p44teZBX8[/url]

Is this pussy still blogging?

Okay.

Great comic timeing..........the kids a genius.

"Walktalkies"I love it he's like a 14 yr old David Brent.

This dude is uber-gay. Give him a few years.

[QUOTE=Fiberoptic Jesus;1029734]Raymond14 is the REALDEAL
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3p44teZBX8[/url][/QUOTE]

I am completely speechless...