14-year-old pussy!

Marilyn Manson's smiling crotch says otherwise.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tdd7MGaRRtU[/url]

He's making a decision whether to keep the blog or not!

Today!

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aa5x5YU8gc&NR]He's all hopped up on goofenthol![/url]

I want to see the one he makes after getting laid for the first time
I'd seriously pay 20 bucks for the criterion edition DVD of that!
i bet he goes on and on for 45 minutes!

I want to see him fight that Impossible is Nothing video guy!!

I haven't watched one of these all the way through yet! They're the definition of excrutiating.

once i extrecated a thong

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecw-ZdAQ6pE&NR]He's made some kind of gnome doll or something here.[/url]

I'll bet it turns out Sophia is a him in a wig.

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bybmhr8REkM]Pee fight?[/url]

i have more sympathy for that star wars kid than i do this guy

now i remember where I've seen this kid before!
dax >[IMG]http://incolor.inebraska.com/sumaree/beatles/images/paulsnl.jpg[/IMG]< Jacob

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69hd2C2mIa4]Daxflame smears himself with chocolate syrup, freaks out over gum, and wears a hideous shirt.[/url]

[URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1AqLmYW5FU&NR]Dax dresses like Johnny Cash and also attempts to protect the world from himself with a condom,[/URL] but isn't it 15 yrs too late?

Dax. love ya buddy. don't mind a small joke or two. keep making the video diaries. they crack me up!

should we leave a link to this thread as a reply so he knows we're talking about him?

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;930589]should we leave a link to this thread as a reply so he knows we're talking about him?[/QUOTE]

Man, I'm not sure he'd take this thread, overall, as a vote of confidence and support. "Dax gets angry at Chuck Palahniuk Cult" would be a hell of a funny next video blog, though, so long as it doesn't end in self-harm.

I don't think he's mature enough to engage in self-mutilation -- that suggest he's able to develop some kind of coping strategy to deal with his problems.

What I think is happening here is that Bernice has a skewed view of reality and is incapable of relating to people in any kind of normal way, and is making all these videos because he thinks it's cool and people will love him for it.

And oh yeah, post a link to this thread. By all means. It's too quiet around here.

i dare anyone to top [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_MDT7bNaNI&NR]this![/URL]

[QUOTE=vigorous puppy;930593]so long as it doesn't end in self-harm.[/QUOTE]

when Spike first posted this and I hadn't seen any of it yet, I worried that this ended that way.

poor kid.

This kid thought a "pee fight" would be a good idea, and something that would make his friend just laugh and just bond with him. I'm feeling kind of terrible about this, but I'm still laughing so hard my kidneys hurt.

After watching a few, I realized that he is weird, but he makes me laugh. I kind of like him now.

leehi please stop

i tried posting a link but it kept asking me to verify my e mail address and after i went through that hoop 8 times i gave up

Does he have no friends? Why so excited about Jacob?

Nate, please don't involve us on you tube.

I find it odd that he filmed himself and jacob studying.

[QUOTE=LeHaHi;930697]Nate, please don't involve us on you tube.

I find it odd that he filmed himself and jacob studying.[/QUOTE]

i don't feel right about talking about people behind their back
also, i think he's secretly in love with jacob

[QUOTE=morey;930692]leehi please stop[/QUOTE]

After watching him with his friend jacob, I am again creeped out.

I just feel bad for him, you know? I see now where VP was coming from.

Don't link us on youtube. He'll totally make a blog about us, and that would be weird/bad.

[QUOTE=LeHaHi;930701]After watching him with his friend jacob, I am again creeped out.[/QUOTE]

which clip has jacob?

[URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqsnpcjfq-I&NR]This one first.[/URL]

[URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei0PasdL7ak&mode=related&search=]Then this one,[/URL]

[URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyFdhUPGYWI&mode=related&search=]And here is the sad one.[/URL]

[QUOTE=LeHaHi;930701]

Don't link us on youtube. He'll totally make a blog about us, and that would be weird/bad.[/QUOTE]

that would be the greatest thing ever !!
he'd probably say something about fight club then punch himself in the face

somebody link him.

one, two, three NOT IT!

No no no! He'll get mad at me. I said things not nice.

poop

[QUOTE=LeHaHi;930712]

[URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyFdhUPGYWI&mode=related&search=]And here is the sad one.[/URL][/QUOTE]

this one broke my heart and shattered my illusion that he was for real
that's obviously a staged event
:frown:

wonder if he'll tape himself blowing his brains out.

but then how would he be able to post it?

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;930721]this one broke my heart and shattered my illusion that he was for real
that's obviously a staged event
:frown:[/QUOTE]

ya think?

i don't know...

I think it's real and I feel sad for him

said

[QUOTE=LeHaHi;930723]ya think?

i don't know...[/QUOTE]

I'm basing it on the performance of "jacob"
yeah i can see him being a little stiff and nervous at the situation but that was just too stiff of an act!

Humm, I bought it.

FYI, My new avatar is me halloween in 2005 being a biker. I was drinking a shot of food colored water for the picture. lame.

the walls gonna fall down and the entire "cast" will break out in song and dance w/ lots of lights and fantastic costumes, like in jackass 2.

Nah.

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;930727]I'm basing it on the performance of "jacob"
yeah i can see him being a little stiff and nervous at the situation but that was just too stiff of an act![/QUOTE]

I don't follow you here. I think Jacob's really just being himself. He knows Bernice is recording the session for his journal, but he isn't really connecting that with a strongly felt sense of having an audience. Most kids his age are so sensitive about self-image, that jacob would never play the subdued 'straight man' role to the letter like that if he had any sense of a large, critical audience--especially an audience that thinks his friend is a spaz. He would feel compelled to distance himself by hurling on some abuse or storming out or something--[i]especially[/i] if the whole thing were completely staged.

I love the way he calmly says, "Why did you pee on me yesterday?"

Anyway, I like these kids, regardless of whether any of it is an act. But it does make me kind of glad that home computers were in their Commadore-64 infancy when I was a teenage spaz.

VP stop it.

Somewhere, I'm on VHS, in a chef's hat made of foam rubber, getting a fake hand made of clay chopped off the end of my arm by a friend with an imitation Samuri sword. The sword is made of real steel, though unpolished, hand-welded for him by his dad. We're doing all this in bad imiation of an old Gensu Knives commercial. Shit like that. That's what I'm talkin' bout.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm stop

You hate this that much Morey?

i cant hate you11111111111111111111

We have fake Asian slanteyes done with mascara. You could still do that in 1980.

[QUOTE=vigorous puppy;930755]I don't follow you here. I think Jacob's really just being himself. He knows Bernice is recording the session for his journal, but he isn't really connecting that with a strongly felt sense of having an audience. Most kids his age are so sensitive about self-image, that jacob would never play the subdued 'straight man' role to the letter like that if he had any sense of a large, critical audience--especially an audience that thinks his friend is a spaz. He would feel compelled to distance himself by hurling on some abuse or storming out or something--[i]especially[/i] if the whole thing were completely staged.

I love the way he calmly says, "Why did you pee on me yesterday?"

Anyway, I like these kids, regardless of whether any of it is an act. But it does make me kind of glad that home computers were in their Commadore-64 infancy when I was a teenage spaz.[/QUOTE]

i missed the part where he knows they're being recorded I'll have to rewatch it and check it out again