100 posts and still standing!!!, Fuckin A man! WOO....happy early b-day JT! :D

[QUOTE=MILF_07;1067871][B][COLOR=Purple]well i am the 1st appearantly to post 100 posts on 1 thread!.......[/COLOR][/B][/QUOTE]

In a row, without posting anywhere else, ever. Yes.
I'm the hot guy for the record. Totally. BWAHAHA. [/modesty]

Dude. Gorilla and shark. For the win.

[IMG]http://drmcninja.com/images/highfive.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=MILF_07;1067871][B][COLOR=Purple]well i am the 1st appearantly to post 100 posts on 1 thread!.......[/COLOR][/B][/QUOTE]

I was there, I saw it all.

I'll write a book on the occasion some time soon, and everyone will start asking themselves, "Where were [B]you[/B] when she made her 100th post?"

Why would they ask themselves that?

and after surgery Milf will wake up and think it was all a dream.

hm. Meerkat crossed with a Tasmanian Tiger...cute but fierce

[QUOTE=seanink;1067882]hm. Meerkat crossed with a Tasmanian Tiger...cute but fierce[/QUOTE]

I'd get one of those if they were domesticated.

[QUOTE=PocketFives;1067881]Why would they ask themselves that?[/QUOTE]

Why not?

[QUOTE=elegantly_bitter;1067886]I'd get one of those if they were domesticated.[/QUOTE]

I'll pinch one of each from the zoo, liqour them up and make some magic happen if you can think of a good name for the new species.

I want to cross a horse and a zebra. Then I'd have an awesome stripped hobra or zerse.

Huh. So what's going on?

Damnit, I was gonna stay up last night but I had school..... looks like I missed all the fun.

So, by next week are you planning on having a BAJILLING posts????????

(I'm sorry, I'm just jealous) :dance:

[QUOTE=Vendetta;1067902]Huh. So what's going on?[/QUOTE]

Someone posted like 100 posts, first day, one thread...... it's historical. Damn school.

Oh yeah, :hail: <----- directed in MILF's general area.

I don't know who you are, but please stop with the purple. [COLOR=Yellow]Yellow [/COLOR]is much better.

Hello Purple Girl.

Is that you in your avatar? If so

[B][COLOR=Purple][SIZE=7]HELLO![/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

hey lady, you're a CHEATER! Most of those posts in that thread are double posts and triple posts. CHEATER! You don't deserve your own celebration thread you cheater. hey cheater, why don't you move to the zoo and run wild with the cheetahs! Why don't you move to cheater-slovakia! and marry Don Cheatle! Ya cheater!

MILF? Mother I'd like to slap more like. [B]Complete randomness[/B]?!?!!! Jesus Christ. I think the fact that each post was so mindblowingly fucking stupid is definitely important to add to whatever hall of records title she achieves. Welcome to the cult. Shape up or ship out.

[B][B]Edit[/B][/B]: I realise this is the most impolite I've been in a long while. I also don't care.

idc shes gonna be a dentist lmao

.....I think it's Bigshrimpn.

I think I saw that shes like only 18 and has a kid? I couldn't imagine getting some girl pregnant and having a kid in less then a year. That would suck so much.

[QUOTE=corellion;1068026].....I think it's Bigshrimpn.[/QUOTE]

haha.

its definitely not. i was SURE she could not be real, but now i am not so sure. i also think ironman is real. he sent me his phone number for christ sakes.

but, yeah, MILF 07 provided a ton of fun last night. i dodnt realize how annoying all those effing abbreviations were until her. its kind of charming though.

So is she a single mother or just cock hungry?
Also, I suspected all of you were fake until I spoke with xec8 over the phone.

[B]Edit[/B]: Stop the purple.

she's definitely a single mother.
i can't attest to the cock hungry part. though she does seem to be quite enamoured with our JT.

[B][COLOR=Purple]wow so i didnt create this for ppl to harrass me but w/e i was tired as fuck last night and my son woke up right when i was heading to bed, so im kinda in a shitty mood....just because i have a baby and flirt with a guy doesnt mean i am "cock hungry" ....... should i be a prude becaus i am a mother???...since i am always locked down taking care of my son i never get to go out and have fun and last night was the most fun i had in a long time, i graduated high school early, got pregnant last year and found out the day after my birth(mind blowing)......and now i cant have my surgery because the stupid surgeon called today saying he wants 965.28 by tomarrow b4 my surgery, so now i have to live with the pain, and continue eating the limited shit i can eat.....so now i prolly wont get surgery til next year, cant have my b-day cake or ice cream, or alcohol....no fun nite out for me....i just get to sit there and watch everyone else have fun on my birthday (fuckers).........kinda venting, and you guys were really nice last night as aposed to dumb fuck corellion, ur prolly mad because you dont get ne so sorry, cant take the blame for that one .....oops did i say that hope i didnt hurt ur fuckin feelings u bastard, but ne ways hope most of you are still nice and continue helping me with the site, i really liked it and hope to continue too. and i am sorry for being so nice, did i offend you corellion?? too fucking damn bad bitch!..... that feels good[/COLOR][/B]

ashley, ignore corellion. he's grumpy ALL THE TIME!!!!

AND you should prepare yourself. not everyone here is as nice or fun as the people who post in the middle of th enight. people are going to be nasty. thats the way it is. just tough it out and show them you dont give a fuck. its kinda like- you gotta give respect to earn it.

I'm guessing that post was all a big rant at me?
I say guess because I can't fucking read that purple. Post in a normal font Ashley, it's the content that makes us individuals, not the stupid way we present it. And if she's a single mother then fair enough, that'll be hard, especially at her age, but it reinforces the point that she can't go around posting purple on the internet. That shit'll get a nigga killed.

[B][COLOR=Purple]wow so i seen ur 17, and i am sorry ur dumbass is blind and cant read purple, if so too bad im not changing it no one else has a problem with it....and it does suit my personality so thats just something you are going to have to get the fuck over kid, where the hell are you from ne way?[/COLOR][/B]

you tell him!!

oh, and he's a [I]foreigner[/I]

I really thought she was fake when she first posted. I wish I could have stayed up longer, but I had an important meeting at work this morning and 1am was my limit. Damn shame.

[QUOTE=MILF_07;1068068][B][COLOR=Purple]wow so i seen ur 17, and i am sorry ur dumbass is blind and cant read purple, if so too bad im not changing it no one else has a problem with it....and it does suit my personality so thats just something you are going to have to get the fuck over kid, where the hell are you from ne way?[/COLOR][/B][/QUOTE]

Just outside Leeds. In Bolivia.

[QUOTE=corellion;1068064]I'm guessing that post was all a big rant at me?
I say guess because I can't fucking read that purple. Post in a normal font Ashley, it's the content that makes us individuals, not the stupid way we present it. And if she's a single mother then fair enough, that'll be hard, especially at her age, but it reinforces the point that she can't go around posting purple on the internet. That shit'll get a nigga killed.[/QUOTE]

I disagree. It is our [I]avatars[/I] that make us individuals.

What an annoying bitch.

[QUOTE=Nightrious;1068081]What an annoying bitch.[/QUOTE]

Though I'm half expecting to you turn around and say this was about me - I fucking love you Dan.
In a hetero thug way.

I love you, Alex.

In a let's tie this bitch up and throw her in the trunk of a car kind of way.

[B][COLOR=Purple]yea and i am the kinda bitch that would cut ur dicks of and make you fuck eachother with your on, and then throw you in a river (so its easier to find ur bodies) in pink NO PURPLE! tutus and put make up on you after letting my dogs chew out every main artery in your fucking body! (what a lovely picture)[/COLOR][/B]

In a drive it off a bridge kind of way, jump out at the last second and watch her crash into a lake kind of way? In a guns don't kill people, I kill people way? In a shut the fuck up slut, I ain't goin shoot you, I'ma pull you to this bullet and pull it through you way?

[B][COLOR=Purple]this is me i am for real, my name is ashley i am from northern indiana, i dont lie, and i payed for getting pregnant and tell ya what it was the best because i have one of the most awesomest sons ever....you can be the biggest dick to me all you want but i didnt get on this site because of you so u dont matter to me....i got on here because of dane cook(apparently the best thing he did some one said)....and i found out this site was for ppl who like the author the site was named for, and that i am a writer and love to read, so nice to meet you 2 douchebag :D[/COLOR][/B]

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The only thing that bothers me here is the repeated use of "I seen." I can deal with the purple and whatever else just fine, but please, "I have seen" or "I saw."

Thank you, that is all.

How many main arteries does the human body have?

aw, you're pretty. you are going to have quite a few fans around here. and alot of haters. prepare thyself.

Purple on grey hurts my eyes.

:Eyecrazy:

[QUOTE=MILF_07;1068091][B][COLOR=Purple]cut ur dicks of and make you fuck eachother with your on[/COLOR][/B][/QUOTE]

Huh?

i am really not having a problem reading the purple. i have pretty good vision though, except at night.

[B][COLOR=DarkOrchid]different shade maybe will help....and sorry bout the spelling my son is a lil fussy so i made it quick, im also very sleep deprived....so thats probably part of it[/COLOR][/B]

[QUOTE=Vendetta;1068109]Huh?[/QUOTE]

:35:

Being pretty doesn't bring haters - look at Alex Pallix.
Bitch, what're you trying to acheive posting pictures of yourself? You got a kid and I hope you raise him well - it'd be fucking tough as a single mother. However, you look about fifteen, act like an idiot and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST - stop posting in purple. People are a lot more likely to give you sympathy and - I say people, I mean those of us who aren't idiots - give you sympathy and talk about your pregnancy and operation and shit if you write normally, leave the abbreviations and stop posting in purple. As for the operation and that, and also concerning you having a kid - get medical insurance. It's expensive but it's fucking important.
Lighter purple is an improvement, but still. And when you said it suits your personality, do you mean you're loud, attention seeking, and generally fucking annoying?

[B][COLOR=DarkOrchid]you ne3ed to be shot in the head 10 million fucking times for saying that shit, where the fuck do you live....i bet your some geeky kid that my baby could kick your ass :)[/COLOR][/B]

i misspell and poorly type all the time. it pisses a few people off, but i kind of amuses me. sometimes i do it on purpose. sometimes not.

i am actually a kick ass speller. i wen tto national spelling bee in the sixth grad. made it pretty far, but then i went and fucked it all up. such is life.

[QUOTE=MILF_07;1068118][B][COLOR=DarkOrchid]you ne3ed to be shot in the head 10 million fucking times for saying that shit, where the fuck do you live....i bet your some geeky kid that my baby could kick your ass :)[/COLOR][/B][/QUOTE]

Ne3ed? Did this bitch just invent a word?
Saying what shit? I ain't said shit. Don't quote me boy. Unless you're talking about six's stick it in your pooper, which is exactly what she wanted you to do, 'cause she's actually a girl and, I don't know, enjoys it? She's also hotter than you, and I realise I'm completely loading my arguement and trying to win sides and shit, but yeah - FUCK YOU PURPLE BITCH.

[B][COLOR=DarkOrchid]ok you shit head 17 year old dumbass, there are responsabilities in this world my son is almost 3 and a 1/2 months old, i've been through a lot of shit and i have insurance, and if you knew insurance does NOT cover everything, i had medicaid IT EXPIRED, your make decisions like "oh should i go skateboarding, or go suck josh's dick?", I went through labor, do you know what labor is? IT FUCKING HURTS!!! i may have had a c-section but i had a big boy! and that shit was hard on my body, because my dumbass doctors made me wait 2 week overdue....I do not know what it is like in your hick ass country, but in America you take precautions and I do not do drugs, I drank when i could, and i dont't even think i am fucking pretty because i have so many fucking insecurity issues!...you didnt beleive i was real which i have no fucking idea why, so i posted pics, if that was even why? so either stop fucking reading my shit if you dont like it or get used to the fucking color PURPLE bitch![/COLOR][/B]

Don't lay into her that hard Tobii. Jesus.