10 Reasons to jump off the Golden Gate bridge.

Who cares. Watching him post is like watching somebody fumble with those plastic bags at the supermarket, rubbing it, turning it over, looking for the opening only to turn it over again... Some people just aren't good at forums.

[QUOTE=Nightrious;1021752]Who cares. Watching him post is like watching somebody fumble with those plastic bags at the supermarket, rubbing it, turning it over, looking for the opening only to turn it over again... Some people just aren't good at forums.[/QUOTE]

I was going to include something along those lines in my last post, but I didn't. The thing is, sometimes I read his posts, and it's like they're coming from two different people. There's been a couple that I thought were golden. Then he just completely loses it.

Dont those bags have a big "OPEN THIS END ---->" printed on them?

also

DO IT
[COLOR=DarkSlateGray]you wont[/COLOR]

Yes, that is the Chino XL I was referring to.

Nightrous: some people are just not good at living life. Please do us all a favour and walk into the garage, close the door, and turn the ignition on.

It's not my fault so many people only understand totally formulaic productions.

Do what now? Jude?

it

[QUOTE=zoobot;1021760]
Nightrous: some people are just not good at living life. Please do us all a favour and walk into the garage, close the door, and turn the ignition on. [/QUOTE]

What, you're telling me to kill myself because your posts are no good and I pointed it out? I have no garage and no car. And you didn't spell my name properly. Bananas, kid. Your whole fucking act.

[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1021756]I was going to include something along those lines in my last post, but I didn't. The thing is, sometimes I read his posts, and it's like they're coming from two different people. There's been a couple that I thought were golden. Then he just completely loses it.[/QUOTE]

Yannow, my sister sometimes posts from this account.

Though, she always says it's her. But still, funny you should mention that.

Some people actually have the brain cells necessary to find talent in someone able to achieve different voices with the written word.

[QUOTE=zoobot;1021771]No, I'm telling you to go kill yourself you think you are good at posting on forums, when really you're just a boring prick. Oh, yeah, and you have no life and thus are able to spend all your time here.[/QUOTE]

But you don't know how long I'm here. And my posts per day average is lower than mostly anybody here, so does that mean we all have no lives? And if I'm not good at posting on forums, why do you feel the need to point out that I have no life and spend all my time here, thus excusing me from any good posting I have done?

Too bad you can't delete this thread like the last time we had a little back-n-forth, eh?

No, actually nitruss... I decided you didn't really warrant any of my mental energy. lol.

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1021770]Yannow, my sister sometimes posts from this account.

Though, she always says it's her. But still, funny you should mention that.[/QUOTE]This was directed at Zoobot. I know the difference between you and your sis.

[QUOTE=zoobot;1021771]Some people actually have the brain cells necessary to find talent in someone able to achieve different voices with the written word.[/QUOTE]I think this was directed at me? If so, I'm pretty sure it was a compliment. In which case, a thank you is in order. If I completely read this wrong, disregard all of the above.

Night, who'd you get paired up with for the interview?

[QUOTE=Nightrious;1021773] And if I'm not good at posting on forums, why do you feel the need to point out that I have no life and spend all my time here, thus excusing me from any good posting I have done?
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He's got ya here dude.

LOL BEEFS.

Also, I know it wasn't directed at me, I was just saying.

But really, more important matters are at hand!

g'night.

Does he now? Maybe I erased it because I was just reacting to Nightrous' fuckery, and I believe reacting to people's fuckery just produces more boring, predictable fuckery. So I changed it.

OOO he got me. OOOOOOOOOO. :rolleyes:

The truth is, I don't care about how much any of you post, and therefore I don't care about your posting speed. Another reason I changed it.

[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1021776]This was directed at Zoobot. I know the difference between you and your sis.

I think this was directed at me? If so, I'm pretty sure it was a compliment. In which case, a thank you is in order. If I completely read this wrong, disregard all of the above.

Night, who'd you get paired up with for the interview?[/QUOTE]
For the new interviews? Nobody, I'm not doing one. I did one before with Mikandrewz but it was garbage. I did one with Owenwarland that was good but he lost it somehow, said his computer crashed or something.
[QUOTE=zoobot;1021775]No, actually nitruss... I decided you didn't really warrant any of my mental energy. lol.[/QUOTE]

So you want me to kill myself and now I'm not worthy of your all mighty voice? Dude, you're a self righteous cunt. The info is all there, it's inscribed in your attitude. We're all human beings here and you're the one acting like his shit doesn't stink and telling me to kill myself and making this ridicules thread downplaying death and acting like an asshole all through it. If you aren't a cunt, what is a cunt? Who is a cunt? What does somebody have to do to be a cunt, if you yourself are not a cunt? Or are you just that fucking delusional that you don't see your own cunt face when you look in the mirror?

And it's taking mental energy and time and all that is life and value for you to sit there waiting for me to reply and then replying yourself. What, are you pretending this isn't reality, you sitting there awaiting my reply? Are you [I]that[/I] much of a delusional cunt?

EDIT: I saw your double post edited to say G'night, by the way. You really do suck at posting on forums.

[QUOTE=zoobot;1021783]Does he now? Maybe I erased it because I was just reacting to Nightrous' fuckery, and I believe reacting to people's fuckery just produces more boring, predictable fuckery. So I changed it.

OOO he got me. OOOOOOOOOO. :rolleyes:

The truth is, I don't care about how much any of you post, and therefore I don't care about your posting speed. Another reason I changed it.[/QUOTE]
Changed what? I'm lost.

This thread needs to be set on fire and thrown at a homeless man, pronto.

Times like this I wish I was a moderator...

...or fucking a moderator.

No need to get your panties in a bunch. You took me too seriously. I joke around, it's what I do; everyone does. I'm practising personas here, none of which is me. This is a board for writers, write?

Hello! Telling me I suck at posting on forums constitutes a holier-than-thou attitude, doesn't it? Holy hypocrisy batman!

[QUOTE=Nightrious;1021785]
EDIT: I saw your double post edited to say G'night, by the way. You really do suck at posting on forums.[/QUOTE]
:owned:

See the OP :rolleyes: .

:sucks:

It swallows too.

:puppy_dog

[QUOTE=zoobot;1021790]No need to get your panties in a bunch. You took me too seriously. I joke around, it's what I do; everyone does. I'm practising personas here, none of which is me. This is a board for writers, write?[/QUOTE]

This isn't a board for writers. We just mostly happen to be artists of some sort. This is a place where you can socialize with a group of people from all across the world, from a hundred different social structures and native lands and cultures and birthplaces and occupations and cocksizes and attitudes, man, and what you bring to the table is your individual self in a constructed narrative and you do with that what you want, and yeah, you're being a cunt, and my panties don't get bunched, my panties are unbunchable, I am Nightrious, a small slice of this diverse and flavorful pie that you are shitting all over and this is the reaction to that shit, a verbal onslaught, balance, and it's not that I actually believe you are an idiot or that you're not welcome here, it's that you aren't good at posting and now we know why, you're practicing personas? Here? Now? You don't take this place seriously, is that it? You don't like our little community?

:You_Rock_

Rockstar!

[QUOTE=zoobot;1021790]
Hello! Telling me I suck at posting on forums constitutes a holier-than-thou attitude, doesn't it? Holy hypocrisy batman![/QUOTE]

Saying you suck at posting on forums is just me stating a fact. I didn't say anything good about myself there. And besides, if I had of said I am fucking awesome at posting on forums, which is true, and that you're shit, also true, that still doesn't constitute a holier than thou attitude on account of, I'm not fucking saying you aren't worthy of my mental energy, I'm just saying that this is my game. I mean, I go play pool sometimes and get owned. This is not an indication of one's overall worth as a human being, just a fact concerning one's position in a certain environment. You can't be the shark in every bit of water, mate.

Why can't we just be [I]fiends[/I].

Congrats, xec, that was creatively [I]not [/I]funny...

That.

That is an [I]excellent [/I]reason to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge...

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[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1022081]Congrats, xec, that was creatively [I]not [/I]funny...

:D[/QUOTE]
Quit playing games with my [I]fiend[/I].

Here we go...

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1022126]Here we go...[/QUOTE]
Shot through the [I]fiend[/I], and you're to blame.

I [I]do [/I]blame myself, you fiend.

Some people just care a little too much about their status on i-net forums... yeeesh.

And my intention was never to shit all over the people on this forum. If you ever felt that was the case, well, that's your fault...

And me sucking in posting on forums is the farthest thing from a fact you can pick. Totally subjective opinion. Really... you need a philosophy lesson.

Ugh.

Sorry, I don't teach for free. You are a resourceful group of young intelligent soul-seekers, surely you can find out the difference between a fact and an opinion via auto-didactic methods.

[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;1022584]TEACH ME OH TEACHER OF TEACHY THINGs[/QUOTE]

You are my heart gardener. Aka heartener.

drama-rama

Drama-rama, a very good reason to jump off the Golden Gate...

[QUOTE=Popcultjunkie;1021619]There's a documentary that was based off the New Yorker article. [URL=http://www.thebridge-themovie.com/new/index.html]The Bridge[/URL][/QUOTE]
I saw that, it was fucked up.

[QUOTE=zoobot;1022583]Some people just care a little too much about their status on i-net forums... yeeesh.

And my intention was never to shit all over the people on this forum. If you ever felt that was the case, well, that's your fault...

And me sucking in posting on forums is the farthest thing from a fact you can pick. Totally subjective opinion. Really... you need a philosophy lesson.[/QUOTE]
You need a social skills lesson.