10 Reason Why NOT To Vote For Either Candidate
first off, I dont have ten reasons.
b/c my journalism teacher assumes Im funny and a good writer she's given me an assignment: write ten reasons for each candidate on why you shouldnt vote for them. they need to be satirical Onion, Daily Show, Colbert Report type reasons.
seriously, I need help. I know fuck all about politics.
I can only think of one, and it's for Obama, and it's not very original and its too racy for a school newspaper:
1. Once elected, he will enslave the white race.