!¡!Happy Birthday Monkeywright!¡!

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Tue, 11/25/2008 - 23:47

Giggan

Viva Voluntarisme

From: Concord, The Shire

Joined: 10/19/2006

Hooray!

Monkeys!

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Tue, 11/25/2008 - 23:55

bearchaser

naked for your pleasure

From: Purgatorio

Joined: 03/02/2006

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE!

HERE, I GOT YOU SOME STRIPPERS!

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Wed, 11/26/2008 - 00:07

Giggan

Viva Voluntarisme

From: Concord, The Shire

Joined: 10/19/2006

I didn't have to watch that vid to laugh at it, just from seeing the thumbnail. And I won't watch it, but awesome.

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Wed, 11/26/2008 - 00:24

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

I think this year is gonna be good. I do.

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THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 00:28

Mr. Brown

Joined: 08/11/2003

Happy Mon-Keh!!

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 00:38

corellion

Joined: 05/25/2006

What kind of shit is this? His birthday is tomorrow.

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 00:51

ScribblingDes

Fuck Pants

From: louisiana

Joined: 02/16/2007

happy birthday. I didn't get you a present, not even a card. DEAL WITH IT!

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Wed, 11/26/2008 - 00:52

Mr. Brown

Joined: 08/11/2003

Facebook said it was today, so go cry in another corner.

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 01:12

Minerva

Joined: 11/13/2003

Happy Birthday, Mike!!!!!

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Wed, 11/26/2008 - 01:27

corellion

Joined: 05/25/2006

Mr. Brown wrote:

Facebook said it was today, so go cry in another corner.

Facebook? Why don't YOU go cry in another corner. Yeah, eh? What's your comeback to that, Mr. Hipster man?

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 01:33

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Mr. Brown

Joined: 08/11/2003

corellion wrote:

Mr. Brown wrote:

Facebook said it was today, so go cry in another corner.

Facebook? Why don't YOU go cry in another corner. Yeah, eh? What's your comeback to that, Mr. Hipster man?

The issues you take to heart man.

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 01:40

#11

corellion

Joined: 05/25/2006

Whatever, you totally got a boner and jumped around and shit when you sniffed Scorsese's balding scalp and licked at his jam-coated stubble. Or so a female friend told me. I wouldn't know personally because I don't notice that kind of thing. She said that you caused her computer to crash, and the bluescreen error went, ERROR #039495 TYPE: REALLY GAY SHIT.

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 01:45

#12

Mr. Brown

Joined: 08/11/2003

Haha, 'female friend'.

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 02:00

#13

Riddlegimp

Where, oh where, is my imaginary bear?

Joined: 05/10/2004

Happy birthday monkford. I'm still waiting for a signed copy of Angel Falls!

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 02:13

#14

Bug

From: New York

Joined: 02/03/2008

Happy Birthday, Monkeybutt!

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 02:19

#15

mrfiendish

Joined: 11/05/2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONKEY MAN, your a class act.

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 02:23

#16

mrfiendish

Joined: 11/05/2008

Mr. Brown wrote:

Haha, 'female friend'.

Alex, back off mon, he's kickin your ass, just have the balls to admit he's got ya outclassed and back away slowly.

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 02:26

#17

zoth

industrial boy

From: s.l.c.

Joined: 05/13/2008

h-bday mike! hope u had a good one. you r now zothed.

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Wed, 11/26/2008 - 03:37

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mirka

Indifferent Dinosaur

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

ohhh, I didn't know it was your BIRTHDAY!!

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While I was lying on the ground with my head yards away. I told Cujo to log onto the Cult and tell you guys what book I was reading.

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 03:40

#19

Clem

From: London

Joined: 03/21/2006

Happy birthday! Hope you have a good one filled with treats!

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 03:46

#20

writemetolife

i'm a little lovebomb!

From: North Carolina

Joined: 07/11/2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE! Smile Big

I hope you gets money and things.

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 06:27

#21

peroxxide

From: If you know me, you know where I'm from.

Joined: 06/05/2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Wed, 11/26/2008 - 06:55

#22

Imke

From: Norway

Joined: 06/22/2008

Happy birthday. Happy

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Wed, 11/26/2008 - 07:47

#23

alex pallix

From: London

Joined: 10/31/2006

Happy Birthday Mike!!!!!!!!!
I totally heart you.

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 08:03

#24

Alexandra

Huh?

From: In between

Joined: 09/22/2008

Happy birthday!

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Wed, 11/26/2008 - 08:42

#25

Jack Parsons

From: San Antonio, Texas

Joined: 03/30/2006

Have a great birthday Mike.

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Wed, 11/26/2008 - 09:06

#26

guttertest

Joined: 08/31/2008

i love the monkeyman

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Wed, 11/26/2008 - 09:36

#27

moe.ron

Joined: 01/04/2003

Happy birthday, friend!

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 09:39

#28

wickerkat

Perception is nine-tenths of reality.

From: Chicago

Joined: 06/11/2006

Have a good one buddy.

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Wed, 11/26/2008 - 09:46

#29

FamousAmous08

Joined: 10/03/2008

Happy, happy Birthday!

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:02

#30

monkeywright

Joined: 12/05/2004

Thank you, all of you. Another year older, another year...something.
zothed on my birthday!

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:07

#31

scerpica

missus pica

From: germany

Joined: 07/26/2005

monkey music! enjoy!

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Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:29

#32

mirka

Indifferent Dinosaur

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

Happy birthday, again, with cake!

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Barca Boy wrote:

While I was lying on the ground with my head yards away. I told Cujo to log onto the Cult and tell you guys what book I was reading.

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:34

#33

mrfiendish

Joined: 11/05/2008

monkeywright wrote:

Thank you, all of you. Another year older, another year...something.
zothed on my birthday!

The fucker knows no mercy, any time any place, he'll git ya.

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:10

#34

zoth

industrial boy

From: s.l.c.

Joined: 05/13/2008

that's right, watch your back fiendish, cuz it;s comin' oh ya, it comin'
i love getting zothed on my b-day. it's soooo much better that way.
here mike, since i can't afford a cake, i thought u might like this.

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Wed, 11/26/2008 - 13:20

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Adelaide.Alexa

Ultra Brawlic

Joined: 04/23/2008

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Wed, 11/26/2008 - 13:42

#36

monkeywright

Joined: 12/05/2004

Thanks Gordon!
And keep those monkeys coming everyone! This thread is warming my heart, truly.

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 13:54

#37

Alecia

From: Frolix-8

Joined: 01/30/2004

Muwah! Happy Birthday, Mike!

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Wed, 11/26/2008 - 14:07

#38

tom9d

A thought is my friend.

From: Estonia

Joined: 02/19/2007

Dear Mike,

Happy Birthday from All of Us!

Love,
The Gang

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 15:27

#39

188416

From: Cardiff

Joined: 11/15/2004

Happy Birthday!

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Wed, 11/26/2008 - 17:09

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Smartazboy

Gimme your money, your life, or your bald-headed wife.

Joined: 10/03/2004

Happy Birthday, Mike. I know you told me not to tell anyone, but I thought it was time they knew of your secret double life. For the past 3 years Mike's been part of a hit show in Japan where he is known as Pan-Kun. Here he is with his doggy side kick, James. They have a series of videos online.

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 17:43

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elegantly_bitter

Glibly undaunted

From: Melbourne

Joined: 05/28/2007

All the best for an enjoyable birthday, my animal-aligned friend. (Was going to say animal-loving, but you know, too much room for wrong interpretations.)

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Wed, 11/26/2008 - 17:44

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red

Joined: 09/11/2008

Happy birthday tooo yooo happy birthday tooo yoooo happy birthday dear monkey happy birthday toooo yoooooo!!!!!!

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Thu, 11/27/2008 - 00:09

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rosiemoonjumper

From: New Zealand.

Joined: 04/24/2007

Oh Mike, you are wonderful and I hope you have a wonderful birthday!

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Sneaky little sprite. You love leading a wild monster rumpus but underneath pretending to be a mischievous little fiend you're as innocent and playful as a child. Everyday is dress up and play time, even though you may be faced with harsh realities at time. You never fail to find some playmates and get lost in the fun.