Âssume something about a cultist and he'll tell you whether it's true

I assume Jane likes looking for different images and faces in the clouds.

I assume Sara has caught a jar of fireflies at least once.

I assume Ubi's palms get sweaty when he gets nervous, and that he sometimes tries to burp the alphabet, getting to at least F.

I assume Vendetta had an imaginary childhood friend.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]I assume Jane likes looking for different images and faces in the clouds.

I assume Sara has caught a jar of fireflies at least once.

I assume Ubi's palms get sweaty when he gets nervous, and that he has sometimes tried to burp the alphabet and has gotten to at least F.[/QUOTE]
i assume brak has a lot of male friends but very few close female friends.

[QUOTE=stoyan]I assume that Succotash likes the Harry Potter books.[/QUOTE]

Don't know, never read any...saw one of the movies...I LOVE that deep voiced dude who was in Diehard!! He's such a sexy bitch!

I assume Snowy drives really loose and fast, but claims she's always in control
I assume Morey has a fetish for T-Shirts with dirty words
I assume Karbunkle rides the bus a lot
I assume Brak is secretly a roller derby queen
I assume Stoyan is magically unaware of evil, yet can defeat it with just a smile
I assume Janey is what the doctors call, "Hyperactive"
I assume Maddie wishes her nickname was really Weezie

[QUOTE=succotash moon]Don't know, never read any...saw one of the movies...I LOVE that deep voiced dude who was in Diehard!! He's such a sexy bitch!

I assume Snowy drives really loose and fast, but claims she's always in control
I assume Morey has a fetish for T-Shirts with dirty words
I assume Karbunkle rides the bus a lot
I assume Brak is secretly a roller derby queen
I assume Stoyan is magically unaware of evil, yet can defeat it with just a smile
I assume Janey is what the doctors call, "Hyperactive"
I assume Maddie wishes her nickname was really Weezie[/QUOTE]
Im assuming none of you assumers assumed anything about me. And if you asumed i was gonna assume something about you, assume again, CAUSE IM NOT. for now.

i assume people don't assume about me for the sole reason that there's nothing to assume, i let it all out here for y'all to feast upon and wallow in. which i assume you do.

I assume alex cups his hand inside the back of his boxers when he farts to make the sound echo and to trap the smell for later analysis like the fat kid in my Grade 9 gym class did when he thought no one was looking.

that's called buttercupping, and no. however, i always scratch my balls and my bush when i'm on the phone, no matter who i'm talking to.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]I love Full Metal Jacket by the way.[/QUOTE]
Then why don't you marry it?

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]This thread made me think about one of my Dad's all time favorite sayings. I was maybe in HS and I wanna say it was duinrg the summer. We were barbequing, as we do just about everyday during the summer, and we were sitting out on the deck. He had gotten home from work maybe an hour before and told me he was going to go change but wanted to tell me something. So I catch up to him outside on the deck after he has changed and he has a piece of paper and a pencil. He tells me to sit down and he slide the piece of paper in between us on the table and write the word ASSUME. He tells me that I should never assume, and points to the word as he says this. He asks, 'Do you know why?" I already knew what he was doing but I went with him on this. I ask why and he gets this smile on his face like he just got a free pass to (insert enjoyable thing to get a pass to) and says, "Well if you assume", as he points at the word again, "You will make an ass" cirlces ASS on paper, " out of you", draws a line on the right side of the 'u' and points to it, again, "and out of me!" again pointing at the word me that was left in assume. He thought that was the cleverest thing in the world. And this post was way to long and definitley could use some breaks.[/QUOTE]
That might be the worst post ever.

[QUOTE=big S]ozy and brak are the SAME PERSON.[/QUOTE]
Nah, you can't donkey-punch yourself.

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Ding ding!!

Ding ding!!

Maybe not the doctors, but definitely my friends.

[QUOTE=mr_hash]I assume that sara scrunches her nose when she reads something upsetting
I assume that undertow rolls his eyes a lot
I assume that karbunkle searches for posts with his name when he logs on.[/QUOTE]
you know whats funny i was scrolling through this thread to see if i was mentioned before i started making assumptions of my own

huh, i assumed jane was kind of down in the dumps type, not really active, not really energized. not mopey, per se, but not, um, fun.

No, I take medication for that now. I dunno. Maybe I'm different than I perceive myself. Where's Sara when you need her.

[QUOTE=jane s.]No, I take medication for that now. I dunno. Maybe I'm different than I perceive myself. Where's Sara when you need her.[/QUOTE]
i dont know, i dont need her.

[QUOTE=succotash moon]Don't know, never read any...saw one of the movies...I LOVE that deep voiced dude who was in Diehard!! He's such a sexy bitch!

I assume Snowy drives really loose and fast, but claims she's always in control
I assume Morey has a fetish for T-Shirts with dirty words
I assume Karbunkle rides the bus a lot
I assume Brak is secretly a roller derby queen
I assume Stoyan is magically unaware of evil, yet can defeat it with just a smile
I assume Janey is what the doctors call, "Hyperactive"
I assume Maddie wishes her nickname was really Weezie[/QUOTE]
i havent rode on a bus since october of 1990, while taking the greyhound back from tulsa oklahoma via little rock,nashville,memphis and louisville
and as horrible as that 23 hour ride was i do miss the excitement it brought.

[QUOTE=karbunkle]i havent rode on a bus since october of 1990, while taking the greyhound back from tulsa oklahoma via little rock,nashville,memphis and louisville
and as horrible as that 23 hour ride was i do miss the excitement it brought.[/QUOTE]
i have the same type of love/hate relationship with the greyhound. i rode from palm springs to pittsburgh, which took 4 days. i rode from seattle to salt lake, which took another day. i've ridden it everywhere and every time i hate it, but it's really good for those times you need some alone-time to think and reflect, because you certainly don't want to talk to anyone on the bus and you're kind of captive to the ride. ive got some of my best writing done on the greyhound, but i wouldn't ride it again ever if i didn't have to.

I assume Snuffy doesnt look Albanian even though his father is...

I assume that Mocky is a lover not a fighter.

[QUOTE=bssmokie]I assume that Mocky is a lover not a fighter.[/QUOTE]

Both.

I am just aggressive in general. But usally more of a lover than a fighter.

So I guess you are right.

2-for-Monday time!: im assuming that's bssmokie in her avatar and i'm also assuming shetook great care to make sure there were no errant hairs in her nostils went she posted the pic.

I am in my avatar.
And no I didn't take care of anything at all.
A friend took the picture.

I do NOT lay on the couch and moan!

Cept for the time my rib was broken, but I was also stoned and I was afraid that if I got up I'd fall over so that DOESN'T COUNT!!

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]I assume Ubi's palms get sweaty when he gets nervous, and that he sometimes tries to burp the alphabet, getting to at least F..[/QUOTE]

No my hands don't get sweaty when I'm nervous, but they do get alittle calmy when it is warm and i'm working with my hands writing or drawing. And to your second assumption, I don't go trying to burp the alphabet.

[QUOTE=bssmokie]I assume that UbikRex is a hopeless romantic.
[/QUOTE]

Grew out of that back in high school.

[QUOTE=bssmokie]I assume that Parkaboy secretly wants to be in on the action between Wenknee and Bssmokie.[/QUOTE]
You assume incorrectly, Parkaboy has his own action going.

Ubi is good at basketball and enjoys it, is good at tennis but doesn't like it

Karbunkle buys packages of cheap disposable razors - as opposed to an electric razor or the kinds like mach 3, with the refillable cartridges.

Cassun is responsible about things like hanging up wet towels, but he looses his keys and phone daily.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]Ubi is good at basketball and enjoys it, is good at tennis but doesn't like it.[/QUOTE]

I do like basketball which I am okay at, but tennis I dislike and have never been good at.

[QUOTE=sara faye]I assume UbikRex hates heavily buttered popcorn and usually doesn't buy any, even without butter, when going to a movie.[/QUOTE]

I dislike popcorn and I've mentioned this in a post somewhere on the cult and with you over the phone before, so boo to you for making a fake assumption or forgetting.

[QUOTE=MockyMockins]

I am just aggressive in general. But usally more of a lover than a fighter.

[/QUOTE]

I assume he's good at this.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]
I assume Pops is the type of guy who would run into a burning building to save someone without a second thought.
[/QUOTE]
If the situation presented itself to me, then you're probably correct to assume that of me. Rightie-O mate!

[QUOTE=walkingcontradiction]I assume he's good at this.[/QUOTE]
funny, because i assume he's full of shit.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]Ubi is good at basketball and enjoys it, is good at tennis but doesn't like it

Karbunkle buys packages of cheap disposable razors - as opposed to an electric razor or the kinds like mach 3, with the refillable cartridges.

Cassun is responsible about things like hanging up wet towels, but he looses his keys and phone daily.[/QUOTE]
i assume you got me and karbunkle mixed up. i do make sure to hang up wet towels and keep mostly organized, but that also includes keeping track of my keys and phone. i lose them occasionally--but really, we all do--but no, not on a daily basis.

i assume that madde wants madly to be a dancer. or did until someone (not literally) beat it out of her.

[QUOTE=sara faye]My only excuse is that I'm absentminded.

How about this:
I assume you taught yourself how to tie your shoes, and you have never used the "bunny ears" to do it.[/QUOTE]
no one ever learned to tie their shoes without the bunny ears. even my dad, who isn't much of a child-rearing man, uses the bunny ears, or at least some variation on the theme. his was more of a "bunny hopes around the tree and goes into it's hole" type ordeal.

[QUOTE=alex cassun]no one ever learned to tie their shoes without the bunny ears. even my dad, who isn't much of a child-rearing man, uses the bunny ears, or at least some variation on the theme. his was more of a "bunny hopes around the tree and goes into it's hole" type ordeal.[/QUOTE]
Fallacy. I did not learn with "the bunny ears". I was not blessed with that idea of using bunnies earseses to help me learn and grow in the art of sneaker-shoe tying.

[QUOTE=sara faye]I assume you taught yourself how to tie your shoes, and you have never used the "bunny ears" to do it.[/QUOTE]

I don't remember much of my childhood that far back. I do remember wearing velcro sneakers and liking them. Other than that I don't know, so anyone out there going to make assumptions of childhood things....don't I most likely will not recall those years.

holy crap you three posters joined at the same time. oddness.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by [B]Sara Faye[/B]:I assume bssmokie has an expensive chandelier earring addiction.[/QUOTE]

Fact. Addiction is present but it is cheap because of Chinatown where everything is stolen and thus costs about two bucks.

I assume that Cassun is agressive in bed.
I assume that UbikRex isn't.
I assume that Sara Faye wants to get married and have five children.

[QUOTE=bssmokie]I assume that Cassun is agressive in bed.
I assume that UbikRex isn't.
I assume that Sara Faye wants to get married and have five children.[/QUOTE]
you're wrong. i can sustain an erection for hours, so i usually just lay there and let her do her thing while i play videogames or watch television.

I'm not going to answer that either people.

what do you mean 'either'?

[QUOTE=alex cassun]what do you mean 'either'?[/QUOTE]

I was referring to assumptions with things that required me mentioning things from my childhood which I hardly remember and now assumptions of sex as well.

I assume that Sara Faye wears thongs.
I assume that Alex Cassun wears no underwear,
I assume that UbikRex prefers boxers.

oh, ok. god i'm not with it tonight, am i?

[QUOTE=bssmokie]I assume that Sara Faye wears thongs.
I assume that Alex Cassun wears no underwear,
I assume that UbikRex prefers boxers.[/QUOTE]
again you're wrong. although my brother recently started freeballing it (he's owned two pairs of boxers total for the last year or so and they're down to their last hem), i'm a fan of boxers. you're running a perfect score with me tonight, ain'tcha? i assume bssmokie is a boy's shorts kind of girl. multicolored stripes, red, white, black typically.

I assume sara faye has pleasant smelling panties. As do most of the ladies on the cult.

Yeah I do prefer boxers.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by [B]alex cassun[/B]: i assume bssmokie is a boy's shorts kind of girl. multicolored stripes, red, white, black typically.[/QUOTE]
Wrong.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by [B]Sara Faye[/B]:I assume bssmokie is one of those women who really likes to get flowers. Exotic ones, especially.[/QUOTE]
Truth. Anything besides red roses.