Âssume something about a cultist and he'll tell you whether it's true

[QUOTE=stoyan]Big dumb people aren't usually my friends, but no one really insults me in school. I mean I don't know why, but people just don't make too much fun of me. Yet if it came to a fight, there'd surely be big people to jump in for me (or so I hope.)[/QUOTE]
Are you still in high school? How old are you?

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]Rob Reiner, on the other hand, is a genuis.[/QUOTE]
I've killed for less than that.

[QUOTE=Nightrious]Are you still in high school? How old are you?[/QUOTE]
Assume!

[QUOTE=stoyan]Assume![/QUOTE]
Just answer the question, you fuckstein.

Yeah, hardly eh.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]Just answer the question, you fuckstein.[/QUOTE]
I assume in kindergarden and elementary school Ozy was always the grumpy boy who would never participate in any games and only occasionally beat up the weakest kid in the group.

I'm 18.

I assume snuffy's too busy making breast cancer pamphlets to be here today.

[QUOTE=stoyan]I assume in kindergarden and elementary school Ozy was always the grumpy boy who would never participate in any games and only occasionally beat up the weakest kid in the group.[/QUOTE]
Is that your way of saying you're the weakest one here?

[QUOTE=stoyan]I'm 18.[/QUOTE]
See? Abuse works.

I assume Earthbound still sucks his thumb in private and likes cuddles with Grandma.

I assume Ozy is an only child. Or he has a younger brother who he frequently used to beat up.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]Just answer the question, you fuckstein.[/QUOTE]
Fuckstein> Hahaha.

[QUOTE]Is that your way of saying you're the weakest one here?[/QUOTE]
I saw that coming and had thought of a clever reply but forgot it. Anyway, no. I could certainly beat up anyone here (in a game of chess.)

[QUOTE=Nightrious]I assume Ozy is an only child. Or he has a younger brother who he frequently used to beat up.[/QUOTE]
No and no. You're fired.

How many nicknames is "particularly many?"
I was Mad, Mads, Madde, Maddawg, Maddawglet, Schmads... I think that's it.

I got really drunk once when I was 16 on Mad Dog 20/20 wine, threw up in front of the concession stand in a movie theater.

I assume that Smartazboy has a secret fetish for puns. Like after school he'd ask his mother, "Mom, you know why dragon sleep during the day?" And she'd be making salad and would say "Get out, I'm dressing" And the he would say "Because the hunt knights!"

[QUOTE=stoyan]"Because the hunt knights!"[/QUOTE]
If this wouldn't constitute a mercy killing, I don't know what would...

[QUOTE=stoyan]I assume that Smartazboy has a secret fetish for puns. Like after school he'd ask his mother, "Mom, you know why dragon sleep during the day?" And she'd be making salad and would say "Get out, I'm dressing" [/QUOTE]
hahahaha

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]Ubik Rex's socks don't match[/QUOTE]

That would be true if I wore colored socks. Just plain ol white socks. I've gone a few times with two different shoes on just cause I could.

[QUOTE=Nightrious]hahahaha[/QUOTE]
I assume Nightrious actually did laugh at the joke (again).

[QUOTE=UbikRex]That would be true if I wore colored socks. Just plain ol white socks. I've gone a few times with two different shoes on just cause I could.[/QUOTE]

White socks can be mismatched. This is actually what I was imagining, that they're both white but one is taller than the other and has grey reinforced stitching on the toe and heel, while the other is all white except for a blue Nike swoosh.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]White socks can be mismatched. This is actually what I was imagining, that they're both white but one is taller than the other and has grey reinforced stitching on the toe and heel, while the other is all white except for a blue Nike swoosh.[/QUOTE]
I am amazed in what detail you imagined his socks.

[QUOTE=stoyan]I am amazed in what detail you imagined his socks.[/QUOTE]

I don't mess around.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]
White socks can be mismatched. This is actually what I was imagining, that they're both white but one is taller than the other and has grey reinforced stitching on the toe and heel, while the other is all white except for a blue Nike swoosh.[/QUOTE]

They all have the grey stitching on the toes and heels, and I don't have any Nike, Addias, Reebok socks lying around either, I just never dug wearing socks like that.
[QUOTE=stoyan]I am amazed in what detail you imagined his socks.[/QUOTE]

I have magical feet...?

I assume that SnowWhite is a Mac' user.

I assume that anybody who writes 'lol' either in here, in the chatroom or anywhere else on the internet didn't actually laugh out loud at the time.

Wrong. (About the lol thing.)

[QUOTE=mikandrewz]I assume that SnowWhite is a Mac' user.
[/QUOTE]
I have an ipod but no mac. I do like macs though, and have spent hours persuading my mother to buy an ibook.

I assume that mikandrewz loves all heinz products except the salad cream.

I assume Mikandrewz doesn't have hardly any English stereotypes. Which saddens me a little.

[QUOTE=stoyan]Wrong. (About the lol thing.)[/QUOTE]

I think in general I'm right. People throw the word 'lol' around a lot, they can't possibly be laughing out loud every single time they say it. I'm assuming that Stoyan is easily amused, either that or he doesn't use the term 'lol' very much.

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]I have an ipod but no mac. I do like macs though, and have spent hours persuading my mother to buy an ibook.

I assume that mikandrewz loves all heinz products except the salad cream.[/QUOTE]

There's something about you which screams 'Mac User', like if it was up to you what kind of computer you could use, you would choose a mac.

I don't 'love' any Heinz products but that includes salad cream so you're half right.

I assume that SnowWhite quite likes the new song by the Bravery, but is cautious about it.

I assume that the corners of Nightrious's sheets are crusty.

[QUOTE=Nightrious]I assume Mikandrewz doesn't have hardly any English stereotypes. Which saddens me a little.[/QUOTE]

Hmm, hard to say really. It's hard to notice things about myself that might be stereotypical, list some things that you consider to be English stereotypes and I'll whether or not they apply to me.

[QUOTE=mikandrewz]I think in general I'm right. People throw the word 'lol' around a lot, they can't possibly be laughing out loud every single time they say it. I'm assuming that Stoyan is easily amused, either that or he doesn't use the term 'lol' very much.

There's something about you which screams 'Mac User', like if it was up to you what kind of computer you could use, you would choose a mac.

I don't 'love' any Heinz products but that includes salad cream so you're half right.

I assume that SnowWhite quite likes the new song by the Bravery, but is cautious about it.

I assume that the corners of Nightrious's sheets are crusty.[/QUOTE]
What is that 'something'? I like to live the high life I suppose.

Which new song by the Bravery? Are they the guys with the domino effect in their video?

[QUOTE=mikandrewz]Hmm, hard to say really. It's hard to notice things about myself that might be stereotypical, list some things that you consider to be English stereotypes and I'll whether or not they apply to me.[/QUOTE]
-Playing Darts
-Drinking Tea
-Hating the Irish
-Umm

I don't know really. You just don't strike me as an englishmen.

Mik seems very English Uni student to me.
I assume he goes to one of the Carling festivals and buys Stella for house parties, and has one of those Students Crossing posters.

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]What is that 'something'? I like to live the high life I suppose.

Which new song by the Bravery? Are they the guys with the domino effect in their video?[/QUOTE]

A certain, artsiness. Yes, thats the one.

I do go to beer festivals, but not carling festivals. Are they the ones with music? I don't actually like live music. I do drink stella/take it to house parties. I have no posters.

Also, none of those things that Nightrious listed apply to me.

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]I assume Earthbound still sucks his thumb in private and likes cuddles with Grandma.[/QUOTE]

I sucked my thumb when I was little, but it gave me bucked teeth and I had to get years of painful orthidonture as a result.

Never cuddled any of my family. Ever.

[QUOTE=Earthbound]I sucked my thumb when I was little, but it gave me bucked teeth and I had to get years of painful orthidonture as a result.

Never cuddled any of my family. Ever.[/QUOTE]

I assume Earthbound has a high tolerance for phsyical pain, but insults make him cry inside.

I assume that EVERYONE at the cult is the last person awake at most parties.

[QUOTE=Nightrious]I assume that EVERYONE at the cult is the last person awake at most parties.[/QUOTE]

Damn straight.

[QUOTE=Nightrious]I assume that EVERYONE at the cult is the last person awake at most parties.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, imagine a cult party. It could last for weeks.

I always sit there at the campground or whatever, after everyone is passed out, watching the visuals on the stereo jump up and down or watching the fire die. This is exactly my point: Clambake in Battleground will last the rest of our lives.

Mikandrews, see the Cult House thread.

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]Mikandrews, see the Cult House thread.[/QUOTE]

No time, gotta go in a minute. Summarise it for me.

it was along the lines of a cult party. Except we all would live in a large derelict building like the one in FC and carry out individual chores. Pretty old thread.

I assume mikandrewz is drowning, metaphorically speaking...

[QUOTE=mikandrewz]I assume Earthbound has a high tolerance for phsyical pain, but insults make him cry inside.[/QUOTE]

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I assume mikandrewz has a speech impedement that the chicks dig.

ozy and brak are the SAME PERSON.

[QUOTE=big S]ozy and brak are the SAME PERSON.[/QUOTE]

They're a Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde type of thing

[QUOTE=sara faye]
I assume that Undertow has his shoes perfectly lined up in his closet.[/QUOTE]

At the moment, no. When I move...probably not. But you never know.

[QUOTE=Undertow]At the moment, no. When I move...probably not. But you never know.[/QUOTE]
you were sposed to say [I]Ich don think so.[/I]

[QUOTE=sara faye]
I assume that Maddy was one of the girls who had pom-poms attached to the handlebars of her bicycle when she was little.[/QUOTE]

Yes I did, but didn't every little girl? And I had a banana seat for a while, and reflective plastic beads on the spokes. My lavender Huffy was schweet.