Âssume something about a cultist and he'll tell you whether it's true

The last one is. Brak was the fat kid on [i]Head of the Class[/i]

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]The last one is. Brak was the fat kid on [i]Head of the Class[/i][/QUOTE]

And you were the "tough" guy with long hair and leather jacket who hit on Simone, then did THE MORE YOU KNOW ads between episodes?

No, he went on to direct Good Burger. I was Arvid (?), the nerd who toadied for the fat kid.

I assume stoyan has his own, or at one time had his own microscope and played with it in his spare time, putting random household bits under slides to examine them.

I do like Love Actually. I've never actually seen When Harry Met Sally, but I've always found Billy Chrystal's final love speech to be super-cheesey ("I love how you get cold when it's 70 degrees out" or something of that ilk). So you're probably right.

I assume Fake Plstic Trees once had braces
I assume Brak would never tell us if she had a secret baby or a deadly disease
I assume Stoyan doesn't know how to drive

[QUOTE=jane s.]I do like Love Actually. I've never actually seen When Harry Met Sally, but I've always found Billy Chrystal's final love speech to be super-cheesey ("I love how you get cold when it's 70 degrees out" or something of that ilk). So you're probably right.

I assume Fake Plstic Trees once had braces
I assume Brak would never tell us if she had a secret baby or a deadly disease
I assume Stoyan doesn't know how to drive[/QUOTE]
Love Actually is great, when Harry Met Sally is crap, end of story.

Ubik Rex's socks don't match

Madde loses number because she gets them in quantity.

[QUOTE=stoyan]I assume that Nightrious wouldn't mind having sex with a chubby chick but would decline a threesome offer if the third was a male bodybuilder.[/QUOTE]
I have a bad experience once with a chubby chick. She smelled when I took off her pants. We were making out and then when that happend I just literally ran away. And I would decline any threesome involving another guy, bodybuilder or not.

Stoyan definatly owned a microscope. I once thought he was a mad scientist, it's entirely likely that he would sit there as a kid, fumbling with the little scalpel that was included in his science kit, in a dark room, staring at the white light coming off of his microscope, thinking, and then in a sudden and quick movement, he grabs a cat that's been purring around his legs and lifts it to the microscope, slashing its throat open and letting out an orgasmic breath as its warm blood spreads on his face, then he finds the liver, cuts out a small piece and places it uner the microscope, that fucking freak!

I assume that Mr.Brown thinks -No- knows, that he would make it in prison, and that if he were to go to war he would surely survive, and if one of his family members or friends were to be taken for ransom, he would go Vigilante on their asses and save the situation. He KNOWS this, but yet he thinks it's silly so he doesn't tell anyone, but really, inside, he is positive that he could do it, and he hates when someone else says something about how they would be awesome in a war or something, because he clenches his teeth and thinks, "Bullshit! You would crumble. I would make it. I would survive, you don't understand the ways of war!"

I assume that Nightrious has, or still does on occasion, throws rocks at moving cars.
I assume Maddie played the clarinet, or some type of woodwind, in high school.

[QUOTE=jane s.]I assume that Nightrious has, or still does on occasion, throws rocks at moving cars.[/QUOTE]

I don't agree with assaulting another man's possession, unless it's to free him of its grasp.

I assume Jane S once collected something as a kid -stamps, coins, spoons, or something odd- and though she hardly ever or never looks at this collection, and never adds to it, she still has it somewhere close by.

i assume mirkah does windsor pilates because she lives in L.A.

[QUOTE=moe.ron]i assume mirkah does windsor pilates because she lives in L.A.[/QUOTE]
I assume you regret choosing that username.

Assuming makes an ASS out of U and ME.

[QUOTE=Nightrious]I assume you regret choosing that username.[/QUOTE]
wrong. nice try, though.

[QUOTE=jane s.]I assume Stoyan doesn't know how to drive[/QUOTE]
You're right actually. I took the whole set of driving lessons but failed big time at the theoretical test, so I didn't get to do the practical. I can drive a car, but not too well, and am still not allowed to.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I assume stoyan has his own, or at one time had his own microscope and played with it in his spare time, putting random household bits under slides to examine them.[/QUOTE]
That's true! And embarassing, in a "not sure how to spell embarassing" sort of way.

[QUOTE=stoyan]Assume something about a cultist and [B]he'll[/B] tell you whether it's true[/QUOTE]
I assume Stoyan is sexist.

[QUOTE=Nightrious]Stoyan definatly owned a microscope. I once thought he was a mad scientist, it's entirely likely that he would sit there as a kid, fumbling with the little scalpel that was included in his science kit, in a dark room, staring at the white light coming off of his microscope, thinking, and then in a sudden and quick movement, he grabs a cat that's been purring around his legs and lifts it to the microscope, slashing its throat open and letting out an orgasmic breath as its warm blood spreads on his face, then he finds the liver, cuts out a small piece and places it uner the microscope, that fucking freak![/QUOTE]
Although I did have a microscope and I do hate cats, I have never dissected any animals or humans or women whatsoever.

I assume Stoyan also beat up on his small sized dog to feel power over something. WHy are we picking on Stoyan by the way?

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]I assume Stoyan also beat up on his small sized dog to feel power over something. WHy are we picking on Stoyan by the way?[/QUOTE]
I assume you play with your gun when nobody is looking.

[QUOTE=Nightrious]I assume Stoyan is sexist.[/QUOTE]
Unfortunately yes. Not too much, but I am quite prejudiced against women. I mean I know girls that are amazing, but I can't help underestimating them at first.

[QUOTE=jane s.]I assume that Nightrious has, or still does on occasion, throws rocks at moving cars.
I assume Maddie played the clarinet, or some type of woodwind, in high school.[/QUOTE]

Nope, no band, no instruments. I was never able to play anything or sing or do anything musical. I played Flute for a couple of months when I was 12 but that was it.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]I assume Stoyan also beat up on his small sized dog to feel power over something. WHy are we picking on Stoyan by the way?[/QUOTE]

Because he started the thread, dur.

I assume that Smartazboy attended 2-3 years of college, and still intends to go back someday.
I assume Six on the Dot hasn't been around much because she's taking really long naps every day.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]I assume Stoyan also beat up on his small sized dog to feel power over something. WHy are we picking on Stoyan by the way?[/QUOTE]
Stoyan never had a dog, because he knows that if he did, he'd probably beat him up

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Madde loses number because she gets them in quantity. ;)[/QUOTE]

I assume you're joking.

I assume Six on the Dot's appearance has something to do with her undieing love for me, and knowing we can never be together pushed her into a depression, and she can't stand the sight of anything that reminds her of her forbidden love from the cold north.

[QUOTE=jane s.]I assume Six on the Dot hasn't been around much because she's taking really long naps every day.[/QUOTE]

Just today I was wondering why I haven't seen her here for so long and thought about making a thread about it.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I assume you're joking.[/QUOTE]
ANother reason why we broke up is that you never knew when I joked.

[QUOTE=Nightrious]I assume you play with your gun when nobody is looking.[/QUOTE]
Gun or weapon? There is a difference.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]ANother reason why we broke up is that you never knew when I joked. ;)[/QUOTE]

Maybe if your jokes were funny I'd recognize them.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Gun or weapon? There is a difference.[/QUOTE]
Are you coming onto me?

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]Maybe if your jokes were funny I'd recognize them. :p[/QUOTE]
And that just another pain to my heart.

I assume Smartaz secretly enjoys that "I'm still Jenny From The Block" song

and doesn't like black coffee but does like coffee with cream

[QUOTE=Nightrious]Are you coming onto me?[/QUOTE]
You tel me.

[QUOTE=mr_hash]Love Actually is great, when Harry Met Sally is crap, end of story.[/QUOTE]
That's the biggest pile of shit ever!

I assume Maddy once had various nick names in high school (everyone has had (except total losers (and by total I don't even mean nerds (who always get called names) but those absolute outsiders)) but she has had particularly many and is about to list them here for our amusement.)

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]That's the biggest pile of shit ever![/QUOTE]
Harry and Sally or Love Actually?

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]That's the biggest pile of shit ever![/QUOTE]
I hate your sig again.
I assume you don't care that I always hate your sigs, but you are annoyed to hell that I feel the need to mention it.

[QUOTE=stoyan]I assume Maddy once had various nick names in high school (everyone has had (except total losers (and by total I don't even mean nerds (who always get called names) but those absolute outsiders)) but she has had particularly many and is about to list them here for our amusement.)[/QUOTE]
I assume there was a lot of big, dumb people in high school who would kick the shit out of anyone who insulted you. I've always thought that for some reason.

[QUOTE=Nightrious]I hate your sig again.
I assume you don't care that I always hate your sigs, but you are annoyed to hell that I feel the need to mention it.[/QUOTE]
I assume you're just jealous that you don't have a sig yourself.

Not really. I've become immune to your petty little bitchings in general.

[QUOTE=Nightrious]I assume there was a lot of big, dumb people in high school who would kick the shit out of anyone who insulted you. I've always thought that for some reason.[/QUOTE]
Is that directed at me or at Maddy?

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I assume Smartaz secretly enjoys that "I'm still Jenny From The Block" song

and doesn't like black coffee but does like coffee with cream[/QUOTE]
Negative on Jenny from the Block. J-lo booty yes. Her on a whole no.

Yes on the coffee. Lots of sugar (suagr derivative [sp]) and lots of cream.

[QUOTE=stoyan]Is that directed at me or at Maddy?[/QUOTE]
You.

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]Not really. I've become immune to your petty little bitchings in general.[/QUOTE]
Oh. Alright then.

[QUOTE=stoyan]Harry and Sally or Love Actually?[/QUOTE]
When Harry Met Sally is a true classic. I don't mind Love Actually but find the director rather un-versatile with his work. Rob Reiner, on the other hand, is a genuis.

[QUOTE=Nightrious]I assume there was a lot of big, dumb people in high school who would kick the shit out of anyone who insulted you. I've always thought that for some reason.[/QUOTE]
Big dumb people aren't usually my friends, but no one really insults me in school. I mean I don't know why, but people just don't make too much fun of me. Yet if it came to a fight, there'd surely be big people to jump in for me (or so I hope.)