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Wed, 12/05/2007 - 19:41

Jill's Tit

From: BK

Joined: 05/05/2005

WHERE DID ALL THE FUN, EXCITING, INTERACTIVE THREADS GO?!?

WHO THE HELL IS XEC8 AND WHY ARE YOU ALL INTERESTED IN HIM HAVING A HAPPY BIRTHDAY?!?

WHY IS IRONMAN SLOWLY TAKING OVER THE CULT?!?

WHEN WILL THE CULT RECOGNIZE ME AS THE OBVIOUS CHOICE FOR SUPREME RULER AND OVERLORD OF THIS PLACE?!?

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN TYPING IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME MAKES ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT?!? WHAT!11 THIS THREAD IS UNNECESSARY?!!1 YOU'RE UNNECESSARY!!!1 AHHHHH!!!!!!111oneonefourdoubleyou.

Wed, 12/05/2007 - 19:44

Fiberoptic Jesus

From: sup

Joined: 09/25/2003

That title is really hard to make a parody thread from. Fuck you!

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Wed, 12/05/2007 - 19:44

elegantly_bitter

Glibly undaunted

From: Melbourne

Joined: 05/28/2007

Just because [I]you[/I] didn't think to start the orgasm thread, no need to get all cranky on us.

Here you go. :hug:

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Wed, 12/05/2007 - 19:45

glamhoth

agog

From: The Hand Mitten. of my heart.

Joined: 03/27/2003

Shrimp's in one room posting about orgasms and you're in the other having aneurysms.
good times, i bet.

Wed, 12/05/2007 - 19:46

xec8

Godder than God

From: The Pearly Gates

Joined: 04/26/2005

I'm xec8, and I'd like to say that if you're interested in cheap flights with great service, it's never a bad idea to check out [COLOR=Orange]easyJet[/COLOR].

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Wed, 12/05/2007 - 19:48

moe.ron

Joined: 01/04/2003

i'd like to nominate jill's tit for supreme ruler and overlord of this place.

Wed, 12/05/2007 - 19:53

UbikRex

M.C. Rapey

From: Texas

Joined: 09/16/2004

I veto your vote.

Wed, 12/05/2007 - 19:56

#6495ED

King Crow

From: Ravenholm

Joined: 02/28/2007

Second.

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Wed, 12/05/2007 - 19:57

moe.ron

Joined: 01/04/2003

you can't triple stamp a double stamp...

Wed, 12/05/2007 - 19:58

Thag

Joined: 11/23/2004

I don't know, but I give this thread an A+

Wed, 12/05/2007 - 19:59

#10

UbikRex

M.C. Rapey

From: Texas

Joined: 09/16/2004

[QUOTE=moe.ron;1111114]you can't triple stamp a double stamp...[/QUOTE]

triple stamp double erasie!!

Wed, 12/05/2007 - 19:59

#11

Smartazboy

Gimme your money, your life, or your bald-headed wife.

Joined: 10/03/2004

But you can triple dare a double denyer.

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Wed, 12/05/2007 - 20:02

#12

moe.ron

Joined: 01/04/2003

[QUOTE=UbikRex;1111119]triple stamp double erasie!![/QUOTE]
fuck, he got me.

sorry JT, the cult will never recognize you as the supreme ruler and overlord of this place.

Wed, 12/05/2007 - 20:04

#13

Mricpx

Ride the walrus

Joined: 05/28/2007

I'm not sure he's ever been here but I would think technically Chuck would be supreme ruler and overlord of the cult.

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Wed, 12/05/2007 - 20:04

#14

UbikRex

M.C. Rapey

From: Texas

Joined: 09/16/2004

[QUOTE=moe.ron;1111126]fuck, he got me.

sorry JT, the cult will never recognize you as the supreme ruler and overlord of this place.[/QUOTE]

deja pirate!

Wed, 12/05/2007 - 20:05

#15

glamhoth

agog

From: The Hand Mitten. of my heart.

Joined: 03/27/2003

i would probably recognize you out of a lineup or something, though.

Wed, 12/05/2007 - 20:17

#16

bigshrimpn

From: At my place

Joined: 05/28/2007

Asphinctersayswhat?

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Wed, 12/05/2007 - 20:20

#17

glamhoth

agog

From: The Hand Mitten. of my heart.

Joined: 03/27/2003

hopefully it doesn't say anything.

Wed, 12/05/2007 - 20:20

#18

Jill's Tit

From: BK

Joined: 05/05/2005

[COLOR=White]SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I'M GONNA STICK MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, I'LL BE WEARING YOU AS A SLIPPER!!! A BIG, DOUCHELIKE DOUCHE SLIPPER!!![/COLOR]

Wed, 12/05/2007 - 20:22

#19

UbikRex

M.C. Rapey

From: Texas

Joined: 09/16/2004

Remember that time i told you about the girl with the hook for a foot instead of a peg leg and she ended up fishing with her hook foot out over a ledge of a skiff at sea and her losing her leg to a shark tearing off the leg portion when she had a fished covered in peanut butter and stuffed with Welch's Grape Jelly attached to her hook foot. And she yelled which I will quote "ARGHH!!!!!!!.UGHHAAHAHAAWAHAHA FUCK!KKKKKKK!K!!!KK!KK!KK!!K!!! MY HOOK LEG!!!!!!!!

Wed, 12/05/2007 - 20:38

#20

nathaniel parker

Every mile is two in winter.

From: East North Pole

Joined: 06/23/2005

I saw that movie on Lifetime! I thought it was just a sequel to MobyDick.

Wed, 12/05/2007 - 20:40

#21

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

[QUOTE=UbikRex;1111130]deja pirate![/QUOTE]

Arr, matey, we shall never recognize ye as captain!

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Wed, 12/05/2007 - 20:42

#22

UbikRex

M.C. Rapey

From: Texas

Joined: 09/16/2004

thank you Jane. too bad Jen didn't catch it.

Wed, 12/05/2007 - 20:55

#23

Jill's Tit

From: BK

Joined: 05/05/2005

WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK!!! I WOULD MAKE A SUPREME RULER!!! THE CULT IS ONE HUGE BOWL OF VAGINAL DISCHARGE!

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?!? TELL ME. TEEELLLL MEEEEEEE. GIVE ME MY CHEESY POOFS!

WHAT THE HELL IS THE RABBIT'S FOOT?!?

WHEN WILL THIS BARRAGE OF IDIOCY END. WHY AM I FINDING IT SO HARD TO SHUT UP?! THIS ISN'T EVEN SERIOUS. IT HAS POTENTIAL BUT I RUIN EVERYTHING ANYWAY. FUCK THIS. FUCK YOU! U.S. AMERICANS DON'T HAVE MAPS AND MAKE ME CRY!! THE IRAQ!! ASIAN COUNTRIES TO BUILD UP THE FUTURE!!!

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE BEFORE THIS THREAD GETS SUPER OLD?!?!? HAS IT GOTTEN OLD ALREADY?!?!? [SIZE=3]SHUT UP![/SIZE] [SIZE=4]SHUT UP!! [/SIZE][SIZE=5]SHUT UP!!! [/SIZE][SIZE=6]SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPPPP!!!![/size]
[SIZE=7]AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]

Wed, 12/05/2007 - 21:00

#24

UbikRex

M.C. Rapey

From: Texas

Joined: 09/16/2004

how about putting that dick back in your mouth or quit sucking from here on out.

Wed, 12/05/2007 - 21:00

#25

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

I just tried to call you, your phone is off or something.

I'm crying about it now and stuff.

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Wed, 12/05/2007 - 21:03

#26

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The rabbit hole

Joined: 07/07/2007

[QUOTE]U.S. AMERICANS DON'T HAVE MAPS AND MAKE ME CRY!![/QUOTE]

Yeah......SOMA people....DON'T HAVE MAPS!

GET OVER IT YOU WHINY TWAT!

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Craig Robinson wrote:

You used ta not give A FUCK about discretion! I seent you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it!

Wed, 12/05/2007 - 21:27

#27

Prensa Taladradora

From: piss off

Joined: 01/06/2004

y'all are on druqks

Wed, 12/05/2007 - 23:42

#28

wolverine

From: Top Secret

Joined: 12/16/2003

What a kawinkadink, a boring thread bitchin about boring threads.

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Fri, 12/07/2007 - 14:25

#29

Jill's Tit

From: BK

Joined: 05/05/2005

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH EVERYONE POSTING THEIR SHITTY SHORT STORIES ON THE F[COLOR=White]ORU[/COLOR]MS?!?11?

WHY DOES MOREY THINK THAT I'M AN ASIAN?!?!??11?

Fri, 12/07/2007 - 14:29

#30

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The rabbit hole

Joined: 07/07/2007

Would you like some cheese and a punch in the chest with that wine?

LOLZ J/K!!!

I think it's just one annoying person posting all those stories.

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Craig Robinson wrote:

You used ta not give A FUCK about discretion! I seent you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it!

Fri, 12/07/2007 - 15:29

#31

bskyb

It's Been A While...

From: United Kingdom

Joined: 05/14/2007

If we all press the [SIZE=5][COLOR=DarkOrange]Break[/COLOR][/SIZE] key at the same time this thread will [SIZE=5][COLOR=DarkOrange]Self Destruct[/COLOR][/SIZE].

On 3 people....

Fri, 12/07/2007 - 15:32

#32

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The rabbit hole

Joined: 07/07/2007

I pressed mine! Where the hell were the rest of you???

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Craig Robinson wrote:

You used ta not give A FUCK about discretion! I seent you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it!

Fri, 12/07/2007 - 15:33

#33

morey

From: arctic wasteland

Joined: 10/08/2003

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1113651]WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH EVERYONE POSTING THEIR SHITTY SHORT STORIES ON THE F[COLOR=White]ORU[/COLOR]MS?!?11?

WHY DOES MOREY THINK THAT I'M AN ASIAN?!?!??11?[/QUOTE]what the fuck are you then, have you ever looked at your eyes, your either asian or you have f.a.s.

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Fri, 12/07/2007 - 15:47

#34

Jill's Tit

From: BK

Joined: 05/05/2005

WHY DO CERTAIN CULTISTS INSIST ON SHOVING SMALL BARNYARD ANIMALS UP THEIR ASSES?!!?! DON'T THEY REALIZE THAT THIS RESULTS IN TAKING THREADS FAR TOO SERIOUSLY, AS WELL AS INTENSE ITCHIN[COLOR=White]G?!?!/1/1??! [/COLOR]

Fri, 12/07/2007 - 15:47

#35

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_

You're Everything I Thought I Never Wanted

From: New York, Live, It's Saturday Night!

Joined: 07/23/2006

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1113651]WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH EVERYONE POSTING THEIR SHITTY SHORT STORIES ON THE F[COLOR=White]ORU[/COLOR]MS?!?11?

[/QUOTE]

As James walked into the kitchen he knew something was amiss. The smell of day old macaroni and cheese filled the air.

WHERE ARE MY KEYS? He thought.

His wife Leslie had laid them out the night before but now they were GONE!

He checked the dog bowl. Rex had hardly finished his Kibbles and Bits, and this pissed James off to a considerable degree.

Where? Where? He asked again. I have to be at work in an hour!

He checked his pockets. Oop! He had found his keys!

James power walks to his car in a hurry to beat traffic. He turns the key with enthusiasm only to find he is out of gas.

END

(I love adding fuel to fire)

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Tuffy wrote:

I first read that as

I LOVE FUCKING TREES

and I was pretty sure you were going to be stumped.

Fri, 12/07/2007 - 15:48

#36

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_

You're Everything I Thought I Never Wanted

From: New York, Live, It's Saturday Night!

Joined: 07/23/2006

PS: I made that up off the top of my head.

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Tuffy wrote:

I first read that as

I LOVE FUCKING TREES

and I was pretty sure you were going to be stumped.

Fri, 12/07/2007 - 15:49

#37

Jill's Tit

From: BK

Joined: 05/05/2005

[size=7]TEABAGGED!!![/size]

Fri, 12/07/2007 - 15:52

#38

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_

You're Everything I Thought I Never Wanted

From: New York, Live, It's Saturday Night!

Joined: 07/23/2006

Um..no.........

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Tuffy wrote:

I first read that as

I LOVE FUCKING TREES

and I was pretty sure you were going to be stumped.

Fri, 12/07/2007 - 16:28

#39

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The rabbit hole

Joined: 07/07/2007

[QUOTE]WHY DO CERTAIN CULTISTS INSIST ON SHOVING SMALL BARNYARD ANIMALS UP THEIR ASSES?!!?![/QUOTE]

That reminds of that epsidoe of Curb Your Enthusiasm, when Larry goes to a doctor because he has a gerbil in his ass. And then some guy spreads it around town, and Larry denys(denies?) it, but does admit, " I [I]do[/I] however, have a tickle in my anus."

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Craig Robinson wrote:

You used ta not give A FUCK about discretion! I seent you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it!

Fri, 12/07/2007 - 17:04

#40

Synnove

Promise little and do much.

From: Columbia, SC

Joined: 10/25/2006

Calm yourself, JT. It will be okay. Breathe.

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Fri, 12/07/2007 - 17:15

#41

glamhoth

agog

From: The Hand Mitten. of my heart.

Joined: 03/27/2003

Actually, I would like to see JT have a stroke.
Not because I wish him harm, it just seems like it would be fun to watch.
(Also, I wish him harm).

Fri, 12/07/2007 - 17:30

#42

Synnove

Promise little and do much.

From: Columbia, SC

Joined: 10/25/2006

[QUOTE=glamhoth;1113796]Actually, I would like to say JT have a stroke.
Not because I wish him harm, it just seems like it would be fun to watch.
(Also, I wish him harm).[/QUOTE]
It's another one of those times in life where someone evil really needs a video camera.

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Fri, 12/07/2007 - 20:06

#43

Jill's Tit

From: BK

Joined: 05/05/2005

WHY IS IRONMAN BUMPING OLD, USELESS THREADS?!

WHEN WILL THIS MADNE[COLOR=White]SS STOP?!?[/COLOR]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M HAVING A STROKE?!? I'LL SHOW YOU STROKE!!!

[SIZE=7]AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]

Fri, 12/07/2007 - 20:06

#44

bskyb

It's Been A While...

From: United Kingdom

Joined: 05/14/2007

i was wondering that myself actually.

Nostalgia?

Fri, 12/07/2007 - 20:08

#45

LeHaHi

TinTin-abulation

From: Wyoming/Seattle

Joined: 05/28/2006

why is he so crazy in general, how about?

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Fri, 12/07/2007 - 20:08

#46

bskyb

It's Been A While...

From: United Kingdom

Joined: 05/14/2007

he just is. there's nothing more we can say about that.

Sat, 12/08/2007 - 04:11

#47

aphonicmessiah

the drunk hunter

From: somewhere. not here.

Joined: 01/03/2007

ive been at rooster's house for a very short while, and because of ironman, there were five pages of threads with new unread posts in them. and me being a huge fucking douchebag, i had to go through every fucking page to see what i was missing out on.

i didnt miss much.

thanks a lot, ironman.

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