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WHERE DID ALL THE FUN, EXCITING, INTERACTIVE THREADS GO?!?
WHO THE HELL IS XEC8 AND WHY ARE YOU ALL INTERESTED IN HIM HAVING A HAPPY BIRTHDAY?!?
WHY IS IRONMAN SLOWLY TAKING OVER THE CULT?!?
WHEN WILL THE CULT RECOGNIZE ME AS THE OBVIOUS CHOICE FOR SUPREME RULER AND OVERLORD OF THIS PLACE?!?
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN TYPING IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME MAKES ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT?!? WHAT!11 THIS THREAD IS UNNECESSARY?!!1 YOU'RE UNNECESSARY!!!1 AHHHHH!!!!!!111oneonefourdoubleyou.
Just because [I]you[/I] didn't think to start the orgasm thread, no need to get all cranky on us.
Here you go. :hug:
Shrimp's in one room posting about orgasms and you're in the other having aneurysms.
good times, i bet.
I'm xec8, and I'd like to say that if you're interested in cheap flights with great service, it's never a bad idea to check out [COLOR=Orange]easyJet[/COLOR].
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
i'd like to nominate jill's tit for supreme ruler and overlord of this place.
I veto your vote.
Second.
you can't triple stamp a double stamp...
I don't know, but I give this thread an A+
[QUOTE=moe.ron;1111114]you can't triple stamp a double stamp...[/QUOTE]
triple stamp double erasie!!
But you can triple dare a double denyer.
[QUOTE=UbikRex;1111119]triple stamp double erasie!![/QUOTE]
fuck, he got me.
sorry JT, the cult will never recognize you as the supreme ruler and overlord of this place.
I'm not sure he's ever been here but I would think technically Chuck would be supreme ruler and overlord of the cult.
[QUOTE=moe.ron;1111126]fuck, he got me.
sorry JT, the cult will never recognize you as the supreme ruler and overlord of this place.[/QUOTE]
deja pirate!
i would probably recognize you out of a lineup or something, though.
Asphinctersayswhat?
hopefully it doesn't say anything.
[COLOR=White]SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I'M GONNA STICK MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, I'LL BE WEARING YOU AS A SLIPPER!!! A BIG, DOUCHELIKE DOUCHE SLIPPER!!![/COLOR]
Remember that time i told you about the girl with the hook for a foot instead of a peg leg and she ended up fishing with her hook foot out over a ledge of a skiff at sea and her losing her leg to a shark tearing off the leg portion when she had a fished covered in peanut butter and stuffed with Welch's Grape Jelly attached to her hook foot. And she yelled which I will quote "ARGHH!!!!!!!.UGHHAAHAHAAWAHAHA FUCK!KKKKKKK!K!!!KK!KK!KK!!K!!! MY HOOK LEG!!!!!!!!
I saw that movie on Lifetime! I thought it was just a sequel to MobyDick.
[QUOTE=UbikRex;1111130]deja pirate![/QUOTE]
Arr, matey, we shall never recognize ye as captain!
There is hope, but not for us.
thank you Jane. too bad Jen didn't catch it.
WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK!!! I WOULD MAKE A SUPREME RULER!!! THE CULT IS ONE HUGE BOWL OF VAGINAL DISCHARGE!
WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?!? TELL ME. TEEELLLL MEEEEEEE. GIVE ME MY CHEESY POOFS!
WHAT THE HELL IS THE RABBIT'S FOOT?!?
WHEN WILL THIS BARRAGE OF IDIOCY END. WHY AM I FINDING IT SO HARD TO SHUT UP?! THIS ISN'T EVEN SERIOUS. IT HAS POTENTIAL BUT I RUIN EVERYTHING ANYWAY. FUCK THIS. FUCK YOU! U.S. AMERICANS DON'T HAVE MAPS AND MAKE ME CRY!! THE IRAQ!! ASIAN COUNTRIES TO BUILD UP THE FUTURE!!!
HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE BEFORE THIS THREAD GETS SUPER OLD?!?!? HAS IT GOTTEN OLD ALREADY?!?!? [SIZE=3]SHUT UP![/SIZE] [SIZE=4]SHUT UP!! [/SIZE][SIZE=5]SHUT UP!!! [/SIZE][SIZE=6]SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPPPP!!!![/size]
[SIZE=7]AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]
how about putting that dick back in your mouth or quit sucking from here on out.
I just tried to call you, your phone is off or something.
I'm crying about it now and stuff.
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE]U.S. AMERICANS DON'T HAVE MAPS AND MAKE ME CRY!![/QUOTE]
Yeah......SOMA people....DON'T HAVE MAPS!
GET OVER IT YOU WHINY TWAT!
y'all are on druqks
What a kawinkadink, a boring thread bitchin about boring threads.
"This is pulp at it's best. It takes no prisoners."---Terroja
[url=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/fan/workshop/view.php?id=1370]Read "Tex" in the Writers Workshop[/url]
"It reminded me of an R-rated Ferris Bueller."---snapdrgn16
[url=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/fan/cw/view.php?id=61]Read "Dinner With Parents" in Chuck's Workshop.[/url]
[url=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/fan/workshop/view.php?id=1642][I]The Guts Virus[/I] is now in the Writers Workshop![/url]
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH EVERYONE POSTING THEIR SHITTY SHORT STORIES ON THE F[COLOR=White]ORU[/COLOR]MS?!?11?
WHY DOES MOREY THINK THAT I'M AN ASIAN?!?!??11?
Would you like some cheese and a punch in the chest with that wine?
LOLZ J/K!!!
I think it's just one annoying person posting all those stories.
If we all press the [SIZE=5][COLOR=DarkOrange]Break[/COLOR][/SIZE] key at the same time this thread will [SIZE=5][COLOR=DarkOrange]Self Destruct[/COLOR][/SIZE].
On 3 people....
I pressed mine! Where the hell were the rest of you???
[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1113651]WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH EVERYONE POSTING THEIR SHITTY SHORT STORIES ON THE F[COLOR=White]ORU[/COLOR]MS?!?11?
WHY DOES MOREY THINK THAT I'M AN ASIAN?!?!??11?[/QUOTE]what the fuck are you then, have you ever looked at your eyes, your either asian or you have f.a.s.
WHY DO CERTAIN CULTISTS INSIST ON SHOVING SMALL BARNYARD ANIMALS UP THEIR ASSES?!!?! DON'T THEY REALIZE THAT THIS RESULTS IN TAKING THREADS FAR TOO SERIOUSLY, AS WELL AS INTENSE ITCHIN[COLOR=White]G?!?!/1/1??! [/COLOR]
[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1113651]WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH EVERYONE POSTING THEIR SHITTY SHORT STORIES ON THE F[COLOR=White]ORU[/COLOR]MS?!?11?
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As James walked into the kitchen he knew something was amiss. The smell of day old macaroni and cheese filled the air.
WHERE ARE MY KEYS? He thought.
His wife Leslie had laid them out the night before but now they were GONE!
He checked the dog bowl. Rex had hardly finished his Kibbles and Bits, and this pissed James off to a considerable degree.
Where? Where? He asked again. I have to be at work in an hour!
He checked his pockets. Oop! He had found his keys!
James power walks to his car in a hurry to beat traffic. He turns the key with enthusiasm only to find he is out of gas.
END
(I love adding fuel to fire)
PS: I made that up off the top of my head.
[size=7]TEABAGGED!!![/size]
Um..no.........
[QUOTE]WHY DO CERTAIN CULTISTS INSIST ON SHOVING SMALL BARNYARD ANIMALS UP THEIR ASSES?!!?![/QUOTE]
That reminds of that epsidoe of Curb Your Enthusiasm, when Larry goes to a doctor because he has a gerbil in his ass. And then some guy spreads it around town, and Larry denys(denies?) it, but does admit, " I [I]do[/I] however, have a tickle in my anus."
Calm yourself, JT. It will be okay. Breathe.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
Actually, I would like to see JT have a stroke.
Not because I wish him harm, it just seems like it would be fun to watch.
(Also, I wish him harm).
[QUOTE=glamhoth;1113796]Actually, I would like to say JT have a stroke.
Not because I wish him harm, it just seems like it would be fun to watch.
(Also, I wish him harm).[/QUOTE]
It's another one of those times in life where someone evil really needs a video camera.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
WHY IS IRONMAN BUMPING OLD, USELESS THREADS?!
WHEN WILL THIS MADNE[COLOR=White]SS STOP?!?[/COLOR]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M HAVING A STROKE?!? I'LL SHOW YOU STROKE!!!
[SIZE=7]AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]
i was wondering that myself actually.
Nostalgia?
why is he so crazy in general, how about?
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
he just is. there's nothing more we can say about that.
ive been at rooster's house for a very short while, and because of ironman, there were five pages of threads with new unread posts in them. and me being a huge fucking douchebag, i had to go through every fucking page to see what i was missing out on.
i didnt miss much.
thanks a lot, ironman.
love,
tom of the fjords
That title is really hard to make a parody thread from. Fuck you!
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