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This is priceless.

Respond you bitches.

CRICK TEH RINK

CRICK TEH NEW RINKS TAHT SHOW UP

EZ AS CHEEZ

God... Fuckin.. is nobody watching those vids or what? Watch 'em! Laugh! Post! Fuckers.

Wait...nobody post. Im enjoying disx' whining.

Ohhhhhhhh you devious mother fuckers.

Watch the vids...... for the love of god... Women get abused! It's funny!

"Women get abused! It's funny!"

????????

what the...maybe i wont go to that site then

Oooooooooooooh my gosh.

H8H8H8H8H8H8H8H8H8

These don't open for me. Do i need to download some sophisticated thingajig to see these?

Hahaha! Disx will never be satisfied!

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I HATE

i think i pissed my pants it was so funny! hot coffee thrown at a waiteress=priceless, genius

post validated
now you must all watch; respond
do as i say, bitch

I'm all for disturbing content and all but that guy was fucked
Maybe if he was wearing a monkey suit it'd show his true placing on the evolutionary scale.. that'd rock

Still in haiku mode
Same as disx above me
But his last line's fucked.

Those clips make their point
Its too bad they wont be aired
Just too damn graphic

I think these may even be funnier than the marijuana commericals.

Dunno if anyone read the thread that those were posted in on that other forum.. But this was good:

i'm sorry it was not funny..
disturbing yes..powerful yes...poignant (god i hope not)

but it does have a strong and clear message

it reminds me of the commericals i saw at the cannes commerical festival thing. a lot of them were graphic, and gripping..but i'm sure that if people seen it..the msg would get accross

one of the best one (not too graphic)
a car crashed. 3 people sitting in the car. a white light from above. the driver floats out of his body into the white light. the guy sitting in the back floats up as well. the guy in the passenger seat begins to float out of his body..but cant...the seat belt is keeping him there..then he wakes. "heaven can wait" now that's great

another one was done with a guy sitting on a bus with a box..with a very blank expressionless face..his eyes were clear like glass (very haunting). crosscut with him driving his new car and showing it off to chicks "do you always drive this fast" says the girl du jour. a stop sign. he stops suddenly, rear ended the car in front of him. angered and as if nothing had happen..he walks down and to the driver and was like..let's exchange info..but the driver was shaking...

cut to what the driver was lookig at...a dead body..a mother...bloodied..

blackout..and you hear "mommy?"

haunting

maybe i'm taking it way too seriously
but really NOT funny

Pfft.

Fug off with your boolshit.

This was humor. It was good. Made me laugh. Abusing women is joy.

You and Gucci should hang out more, disx.

i hope that was a joke bryan
really

*hands ready to dial

it is funny in the uncomfortable laughter at the funeral type..that is only beacuse people dont know how to react..and their body caves by doing that

Dial?

Me or the cops? Ha..

It's funny in the "haha that bitch got what she deserved" kinda way.

And yes. Gucci should see this. Where is he? That mufucka.

what do you think disx? what do you think?

like ive said..you would probably bored me to sleep..which is a good thing cause i'm not getting enough sleep lately

she DID not get what she deserved

wouldn't it make more sense to put the emphasis on 'not'?

yeah my fingers slipped...sue me

wait..or are you going to beat me up instead?

with one phone call...you be dead
(wait..i dont have that sort of powwa anymore)

I used to have that sort of power, too. Also via azns... Hrm. I don't have it anymore, though. >_<

yeah it's all azian pride man..

it was scary though..how much pooowaa they had
but sort of funny at the same time
one of my close friends (at the time) got into a stupid argument with some other taiwanese guy at chinese school (laugh...laugh monkey laugh)...and then my friend made a call..and he gathered at least 80 people to scare off the punky "chickenshit" (thats' what they called him)..and then...no fights...my friend just laughed it all...

it's all for show...

Those don't hold a candle to the "Marijuana: Harmless?" commercials, especially the one where the kid shoots his friend in the face.

Honourable mention, the Mothers Against Drunk Driving commercial where the cop pulls over the car full of kids and he gets hit by a car, I know I shouldn't laugh since it's based on a true story but I just can't help myself.

American advertisers have no clue how to do public service announcements, especially when they're fighting things as stupid as pot.

alex..never seen those before? you are in the GTA right? when was this? and same with MADD...never seen those

i like the brain with all the wires..this is your brain on crack..

yes..if not for the yanks..we would have legalized pot long long ago (at least this is the impression i got when i was reading the star.com in taiwan)

yay for legalized gay marriages!

where would one find these humourus ads you speak of Alex?

The fine line between fucked-up and sociopathic behavior is so invigorating. Man throwing hot water on woman... could be either. Kind of like america's funniest videos when some dad gets kicked in the nuts by his son. It's fucked-up if it's an accident and sociopathic if they plan it ahead of time so they can catch it on video. Spontaneity is key to defining which...

It just makes me laugh.

I mean - call me a sucker, but that kind of 'shock' stuff gets me. Well, only when it's against people who are 'protected' by this big wonderful PC world of ours.. Like women.. I mean.. come on - you NEVER see that. That's why it makes me laugh. Plus it's just such an overreaction and such... it's brilliant. The pot commercials are funny, but this is 100x better.

the oxy man is funny..he was just on...see patheic over ethusiastic man selling products is funny...getting hot water poured on you is NOT...

and brock..they were all planned..i'm so sure...sick..sick sick pupps

it makes me go..err...i guess it's funny? but it's uncomfortable laughter..i think somethin in your head tells you NOT TO LAUGH at all disx (see my inital reaction to this)

Yeah, nothing about that was funny.

"i think somethin in your head tells you NOT TO LAUGH at all disx"

It's called brainwashing.

"Oh no.. a woman's being hurt. This is awful, it can't possibly be funny."

Screw that.

Humor > all.

But it wasnt' funny...

It was fucking hilarious, you twat.

yes g5d...it wasnt funny at all

by the way..lippy thinks you hot
(disx sent me the cult trading card link 2 nights ago..just thought you would like to know...)

people look at me funny when i give them compliments..take it..cause when you're old..no one will give it to you anymore (that's from a play i saw 2 nights ago too...)

goddamn dial up

nothing is funnier than the marijuana commercials.

"a new study shows that more than 40% of drivers caught under the influence test positive for marijuana."

SO WHAT DO THE OTHER 60% TEST FOR??????

SURVEY SAYS:

[SIZE=15][COLOR=RED]ALCOHOL[/COLOR][/SIZE]

Those were not funny. The gentlemen's reaction in each case was a little over the top, which I believe to have been the point of the advertisements.

dude, shouldn't you be picketing an abortion clinic right now or something?

Zzziiiiiinnggg.

thanks G5. you always come through with that.

Noooo problem. I'm here for you, 100%.

Man.. you peoplle have a crappy sense of humor.

These commercials > than pot commercials.

These commercials = extremely funny.

oh come on. the pot commercial with the sixth-sense style ghosts of terrorism? come on now. tht was a classic.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]dude, shouldn't you be picketing an abortion clinic right now or something? [/B][/QUOTE]
Is this an attempt towards humor?

Hrm, I may have missed that one. The ones I remember are the kids hitting someone in a car while stoned & the guy shooting his friend.

insom, sig worthy. very sig worthy.

Holy God. These commercials are seriously not right.

I feel like I just read something by Bret Easton Ellis.

i just bought american psycho at grade 5 dropout's suggestion. can't wait.