Street Fighter II...

[QUOTE=UbikRex]I'm kinda scared to jump on one now since it has been ages since i've ridden one. I'm afraid I'll jump a curb and land on my crotch on the triangular seat and hurt my groin. It will be like that blopper reel on the simpsons film festival thing with the guy getting nailed in the crotch by a football and falling down saying "My GROIN!"[/QUOTE]

You wuss.

[QUOTE=Undertow]You wuss.[/QUOTE]

Hey Man, I'm going to be using my balls and joint in the present and future, no need to experience a tragic bicycling accident. I bet if I talked to Lance Armstrong he could tell a story or two about his bike and his two kibbles and bit.

The fuck is this? The bicycling thread?!

There was this dude named Eli who used to live at "The Tilt" arcade in our shitty little mall in Idaho Falls. He would play Street Fighter for hours solid, not letting anbody else in. This dude used to bring a spoon to the arcade. He'd put it under his thumb so he could just slide his thumb back forth over the buttons and punch faster. He wern't shit without that spoon though...

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]The fuck is this? The bicycling thread?![/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]The fuck is this? The bicycling thread?![/QUOTE]

There were bicyclists in one of the backgrounds. China, I think.

[QUOTE=Undertow]There were bicyclists in one of the backgrounds. China, I think.[/QUOTE]
Yep, it was for Chun Li (sp). There were chickens in cages also.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Yep, it was for Chun Li (sp). There were chickens in cages also.[/QUOTE]

You two should have a show man. I'd watch it.

Hmmm, I'll think about it. I might have to put it on hold though. My tour to visit Mexican restaurants in different countries and to see how authentic they are has taken presidence.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Hmmm, I'll think about it. I might have to put it on hold though. My tour to visit Mexican restaurants in different countries and to see how authentic they are has taken presidence.[/QUOTE]

You know I still laugh about that conversation and me saying I'll be the guy with the boomstick and The Cassun pops out of nowhere and says Wookiee Cock, we call them wookiee cocks.

[QUOTE=UbikRex]You know I still laugh about that conversation and me saying I'll be the guy with the boomstick and The Cassun pops out of nowhere and says Wookiee Cock, we call them wookiee cocks.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=UbikRex]You know I still laugh about that conversation and me saying I'll be the guy with the boomstick and The Cassun pops out of nowhere and says Wookiee Cock, we call them wookiee cocks.[/QUOTE]
Hahahaha. *sigh*

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That's my fucking signature move! What was up with everyone harping my thumbs up in pictures. I had to stop using it alot of times because someone else was using it.

My beautiful thread!! Look what happened to it! ANIMALS!!

Vega. I kicked your ass every damn time. You think a somersault thingy and some wall jump's going to beat anyone down? In your dreams, prick.

Button mashers used to love this guy because you could use his little weak punches and his slide kick for days. Ugh.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Best game ever. Bar none, there ain't no other. Suckas better recognize!
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Who also loves this game? Who?[/QUOTE]
Me! This game was awesome. I still remember a lot of the moves. My favorite characters were Ryu or M. Bison. I know this thread is really old but I saw some guest looking at it. And, come on its Street Fighter II. We gotta show some more love for this game.

That Guest I believe was Mr. Brown!

I remember seeing Streetfighter 1 exactly once, at Boomtown in Reno. I actually played and man, it's awful. I think you can only be ryu or ken, and all you can do is wooden looking punches and kicks.

I like Vega, he's got that cool claw thing.

my friend and i still quote this and laugh, 15 yrs later.

we're at a birthday party, snes street fighter 2 tourney going on. NOBODY can beat the fucking flamer who owned it. even worse, he kept being chun li....thats how you know a guy'll end up being queer(he is now).

finally, my boy sal beats him. the owner whips around to the kid behind him and yells in his face "STOP BREATHING SO HARD!!!!!!!!!1"

we used to also sneak out of church early and go to the gondy mart around the corner. this weird kid was there....you know the kid, would always lie about all the cool shit he did and show up at church or school w/ bullets or knives or cut out pictures of girls from dirty magazines...just so people would pay attention to him for a couple minutes. i whipped his ass once because he came at w/ one of those saws on a 12 ft. pole you use to cut limbs from trees....
anyways,
we would go to the gondy mart, and he would ALWAYS be cammie...such a fruit...he probably dating the kid from above now... and while he was playing he would shake violently the whole time. the better he was doing, the harder he would shake.

If I come across a secondhand SNES with SF II tournament edition, I'm getting that sucker. You know, for those odd boredom nights.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]If I come across a secondhand SNES with SF II tournament edition, I'm getting that sucker. You know, for those odd boredom nights.[/QUOTE]

the demon called ebay.

The angel called "I don't have a creditcard".

Street Fighter is Mortal Kombat's bitch.

my boss at the pizza place just got an arcade machine that has @200 games loaded into it.....alot of old nintendo, genesis, snes and old skool and newer arcade games including......

STREET FIGHTER 2!!

however, me and ed, another driver couldn't locate it in the menu, so we played mortal kombat.

[QUOTE=Nightrious]Street Fighter is Mortal Kombat's bitch.[/QUOTE]

You're an idiot.

[QUOTE=UbikRex]Hey Man, I'm going to be using my balls and joint in the present and future, no need to experience a tragic bicycling accident. I bet if I talked to Lance Armstrong he could tell a story or two about his bike and his two kibbles and bit.[/QUOTE]

Sorry, I know this isn't a bike thread, but I have to point out that Lance doesn't have both kibbles. You know that whole cancer thing. I still use both of mine and they work plenty fine and I put on well over 150mi last summer with a full suspension mountain bike.

Ryu could kick any other characters ass. I had the Turbo edition for SNES, actually still do!!!

[QUOTE=bassplr19]I had the Turbo edition for SNES, actually still do!!![/QUOTE]

You busy tonight?

Street Fighter II and it's re-encarnations are one of the few games that shows the true skills of the players. Random button smashing doesn't get you very far, unlike these modern 3D ones. SF III 3rd Strike adds some nice touches to the gameplay.

Nowdays when I play with my mates the loser has to buy all the booze for the winner the rest of the night and call him Master or whatever the winner chooses.

Now that I think about it, it's not about winning. It's about humiliating the loser in front of everybody else. Like any other good sport.

I just hung a Street Fighter II poster on my wall.

Didn't they just release this for the Gameboy advance? Cause I think I need it again after reading this thread.

[QUOTE=MrHangman]Nowdays when I play with my mates the loser has to buy all the booze for the winner the rest of the night and call him Master or whatever the winner chooses.[/QUOTE]

You are a loser that hangs out with losers if they agree to do that.

[QUOTE=UbikRex]You are a loser that hangs out with losers if they agree to do that.[/QUOTE]

Well, you remind me of gay.

[QUOTE=188416]I just hung a Street Fighter II poster on my wall.

Didn't they just release this for the Gameboy advance? Cause I think I need it again after reading this thread.[/QUOTE]
Theres an awesome version of Alpha 3 that came out a few years ago. There was also a version of II Turbo ages ago.