Happy birthday mr Mayfair.

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Sat, 11/29/2008 - 04:32

mrfiendish

Joined: 11/05/2008

Many happy returns on this the day of your birth Damo. May the Gods bring you your hearts desire.

Sat, 11/29/2008 - 07:08

alex pallix

From: London

Joined: 10/31/2006

Happy Birthday hot stuff!

Sat, 11/29/2008 - 08:12

Smartazboy

Gimme your money, your life, or your bald-headed wife.

Joined: 10/03/2004

Happy Birthday, Cakes. I was going to try and be witty, but it's really early and I just don't have it in me to be clever right now. I was going to say something about getting laid and whatnot, but you shouldn't reserve that just for your birthday. That should happen whenever you want it to, even if you have to take it from a bitch! Kidding, I do not promote rape. Happy birthday!

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

Sat, 11/29/2008 - 08:17

Caligula7

Howard's boy. You know, ol' Wallace's gran'son.

From: No, I can't tell you how to get back to 85.

Joined: 02/12/2007

I, on the other hand, TOTALLY condone rape. So go rape a bitch for your birthday!!! Oh yeah, and eat some cake and stuff too.

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Sat, 11/29/2008 - 08:26

ejrathke

radical

Joined: 02/08/2008

happy birthday, damien, my apparent cult brother

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Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:09

monkeywright

Joined: 12/05/2004

Happy Birthday Damien! I hope your wiki reminded you that today was your birthday.

Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:40

Alecia

From: Frolix-8

Joined: 01/30/2004

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Sat, 11/29/2008 - 13:36

mirka

Indifferent Dinosaur

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

Happy Birthday!!

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Barca Boy wrote:

While I was lying on the ground with my head yards away. I told Cujo to log onto the Cult and tell you guys what book I was reading.

Sat, 11/29/2008 - 13:51

Adelaide.Alexa

Ultra Brawlic

Joined: 04/23/2008

Happy Birthday to the best Damien Mayfair on this site!!

Panda loves you Wink

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Sat, 11/29/2008 - 13:52

damien_mayfair

Joined: 08/20/2006

thanks you guys.

y'all are making a great day even better. you people know me so well to put the thread in the right category and the appropriate cakes to put up too. i'm really glad i stuck around the cult this time because i got a chance to meet all yous.

Sat, 11/29/2008 - 13:54

#10

damien_mayfair

Joined: 08/20/2006

oh, i love panda too. Wink

Sat, 11/29/2008 - 14:03

#11

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The rabbit hole

Joined: 07/07/2007

woooooooooooo!!!

Please don't put any kids in your cake.

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Craig Robinson wrote:

You used ta not give A FUCK about discretion! I seent you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it!

Sat, 11/29/2008 - 16:37

#12

rosiemoonjumper

From: New Zealand.

Joined: 04/24/2007

Happy Birthday! I hope you have a lovely day and eat some yummy stuff.

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audreythirteen wrote:

Sneaky little sprite. You love leading a wild monster rumpus but underneath pretending to be a mischievous little fiend you're as innocent and playful as a child. Everyday is dress up and play time, even though you may be faced with harsh realities at time. You never fail to find some playmates and get lost in the fun.

Sat, 11/29/2008 - 17:07

#13

elegantly_bitter

Glibly undaunted

From: Melbourne

Joined: 05/28/2007

All the best for an enjoyable birthday.

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Sat, 11/29/2008 - 18:04

#14

Giggan

Viva Voluntarisme

From: Concord, The Shire

Joined: 10/19/2006

Hap B's, dude.

You own the flour, you can make it yourself!

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Sat, 11/29/2008 - 19:48

#15

peroxxide

From: If you know me, you know where I'm from.

Joined: 06/05/2008

It's tradition to eat noodles on your birthday.
Have some pancit!

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"I do," Dunbar told him.
"Why?" Clevinger asked.
"What else is there?"

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Sun, 11/30/2008 - 21:50

#16

Minerva

Joined: 11/13/2003

I can't believe I missed this!

Happy birthday, handsome.

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Sun, 11/30/2008 - 23:49

#17

damien_mayfair

Joined: 08/20/2006

thanks you guys, i had a lot of fun yesterday. my best friend flew in from texas for thanksgiving and teh birthday, and we went to places and did stuff.

this here thread is the icing to a very tasty ~~cakes~~ cake. statement made.

Sun, 11/30/2008 - 23:49

#18

mirka

Indifferent Dinosaur

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

It's your birthday week..

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Barca Boy wrote:

While I was lying on the ground with my head yards away. I told Cujo to log onto the Cult and tell you guys what book I was reading.

Sun, 11/30/2008 - 23:49

#19

damien_mayfair

Joined: 08/20/2006

fantastic. i had those a few nights ago.

Mon, 12/01/2008 - 11:05

#20

nathaniel parker

Every mile is two in winter.

From: East North Pole

Joined: 06/23/2005

what's up with all this "statement made" stuff that keeps popping up all over the place?

Mon, 12/01/2008 - 13:14

#21

mirka

Indifferent Dinosaur

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

nathaniel parker wrote:

what's up with all this "statement made" stuff that keeps popping up all over the place?

The last sentence here:

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/wrongfully-banned

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Barca Boy wrote:

While I was lying on the ground with my head yards away. I told Cujo to log onto the Cult and tell you guys what book I was reading.

Mon, 12/01/2008 - 14:21

#22

nathaniel parker

Every mile is two in winter.

From: East North Pole

Joined: 06/23/2005

i still don't get it.
i'm going to start using "Question posed!" after people ask something.

Mon, 12/01/2008 - 14:26

#23

mirka

Indifferent Dinosaur

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

nathaniel parker wrote:

i still don't get it.
i'm going to start using "Question posed!" after people ask something.

I think you're just being obtuse on purpose. Say what you want, you ornery bastid!

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Barca Boy wrote:

While I was lying on the ground with my head yards away. I told Cujo to log onto the Cult and tell you guys what book I was reading.

Mon, 12/01/2008 - 14:59

#24

nathaniel parker

Every mile is two in winter.

From: East North Pole

Joined: 06/23/2005

i think you people are just trying to coin a catchphrase for the hell of it! there's a statement for yas!!

Mon, 12/01/2008 - 15:00

#25

mirka

Indifferent Dinosaur

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

Are you gonna open with a joke?

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Barca Boy wrote:

While I was lying on the ground with my head yards away. I told Cujo to log onto the Cult and tell you guys what book I was reading.

Mon, 12/01/2008 - 15:02

#26

nathaniel parker

Every mile is two in winter.

From: East North Pole

Joined: 06/23/2005

why did the hillbilly cross the road?

cuz his dick was stuck in the chicken!!