dead or alive vs tekken

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the shadow of v...
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From: Bragg
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Though its not an actual game but if the characters from two were to clash who would win?

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Heh.

So youre telling me that you think Jin can handle Ryu? Funny.

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Tekken has a guy made out of logs and a bear, DOA has giant bouncing tits and gratuitous panty shots. I'm not sure which makes me happier.

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Kirk wrote:
Tekken has a guy made out of logs and a bear, DOA has giant bouncing tits and gratuitous panty shots. I'm not sure which makes me happier.

Another excerpt from "conversations we have in America that would blow our forefathers' minds...."

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Which can also be read as, "I can't decide which group of fictional characters could win against the other. #firstworldproblems"

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Kirk youre a fool man, lol.

And Monkeywright, i think that the fact that theres an african american president would have poped their heads before the words would have left Kirks mouth.

Last but not least, Fano. What youre saying is definately true though at the same... time theres worst things the man could be doing as could i.

Then again this topic wasn't created to talk about whats wrong with american youth. Now back to the topic before i have to go off and participate in this Flash and Dreamweaver training. -.-'

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I'm a fool for making a joke about which fighting game is better based on the most superficial items of the games? Get real man.

It's hard to defend a game that literally has an age-slider that effects how much the female character's breasts bounce. And on top of that, it's not even considered to be that great of a fighting series compared to Street Fighter, Virtua Fighter or even Tekken.

If you can't see the humor in that, I'm sorry, you're the one with the problem not me.

No one was talking about what's wrong with America's youth, though you seem to think that is the case. We're all making jokes at what is easily one of the most ridiculous questions you could have asked.

Here's an idea for your next thread. "Hey guys, who is the better jumper? Sonic or Mario?"

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I don't know who who would win. All I know is, Tekken 6 sucked ass.

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No more ALL CAPS thread titles.

And I choose Tekken.

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Mike Tyson's Punchout is the greatest fighting game ever. Just try beating Mr. Sandman or Super Macho Man or even Mike Tyson. I've still yet to beat Mike Tyson. I can only make it to round 2. Fuck.

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Beating Tyson was the defining moment of my 7th grade year. That and killing Hitler in Bionic Commando.

Also: Mario is a way better jumper than sonic. Whattsa matta you?

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Cambridgian: Havent even got to touch six yet though if its as bad as you say i might not.lol.

ireLocus: No all caps? DAMNIT! jk.

Brother Supremo: LOL.Yeah the last game like that i played i ended up breaking the NES controller. Try being surrounded by a bunch of kids at D&B's while you attempt to punch 180 times in 40 seconds with extra smedium gloves on in a boxing game while your girls watching. No bueno.

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I bow to any man who has actually beat Bionic Commando. Both the best and most difficult NES game.

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Kirk, it was traqic! Nobody in my house understood what I'd accomplished. I ran to my brother and shouted "I killed Hitler!" and he was like "So?" and I said "You have to come watch this!" and he wouldn't. And neither would my mom or dad. Don't they understand what I did for the free world? I freed Super Joe and killed a cybernetic Adolf fucking Hitler!

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Your sig makes me sohappy. I feel so good, He's applauding ME! only me!

Well, the gameplay in DOA is faster, but in Tekken they use their weapons...

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Lol yeah. Even though most of the DOA characters have weapons they havent incorparated them into the actual gaming yet which is fn gay.

I was thinking about a good matchup last night... Jann lee vs Forest law.

Btw,your sig kinda reminds me of Bramin from fallout3.

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