Ahh!! Mcdonalds is whispering in my ear "eat the big mac, sex the big mac"

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phlegmatics
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it is impossible to have sex with a big mac

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That's effed. One of the few examples of where gov't can do its job and protect natural rights. Since they're using a technology, they're should need to inform you that you're being subjected to it, for example, signs at the entrances to malls.

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This is going to be an abused invention.

 

 

Oh I just thought of the coolest way to use it!! You want to make a grande entrance at a party? Use this technology to have the guests at the party hear music only as you enter!! Add some released doves, that there is the perfect entrance!

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This reminds me of the Josie and the Pussycats movie...

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nathaniel parker
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The government has been doing this for years with ultra low-frequency paranoia radio waves!

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*puts on tinfoil hat*

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Mexicreatin wrote:

This reminds me of the Josie and the Pussycats movie...

 

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phlegmatics
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Mexicreatin wrote:

This reminds me of the Josie and the Pussycats movie...

I spent more than half of that time trying to stare down rachael lee cooks shirt, and the other half drooling over parker posey...so i dont know what you mean