Tyler Durden and Fighting

Have you come from the future where people are accorded usernames after their first post?

Zing!

what did you say? all i heard was blahblahblah

Talking junk?

I think I agree with you. Tell me more.

Okay. Okay, yeah, yeah...you're on to something here. I think.

You're say--I--no. No, you lost me. Hold on.

Oooooh. So as men we've forgotten who we...no, no I'm still lost. What's the thesis here?

Set his junk off on them? Probably. The book was pretty homoerotic. I'm sure in the refractory glow he'd eventually ignore his junk and let it go though. You're right. I get it now. Tyler would do something gay. We're on the same page.

And in more important news, I enjoy pie.

I DID read the subject line as "Tyler Durden and Fisting," so that theory totally makes sense.

Mmm, pie...

If this is your first night at Bake Club, you have to bake.

You're TOO FUCKING FAT to be in bake club!

The things you bake end up baking you.

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

First!

If you could bake anyone, who would you bake?

Marley. I'd bake Bob Marley.

You are not your fucking quiches.

classicness by almost everyone except blahblahblahwhatshis name

Oh waitwaitwait... I though Fight Club was gay erotica. Did I just read too much into it?

funnist shit just happened i was watching some shite doco from the big imac called american teen and this pimplefaceFUCK!

said:Im going to uni(didnt catch what uni he is going too) I cant wait im really really excited about leaving whole new person so much new chances like once I get there I could be Mr muscles I dunno I could be really smart kid I could study all the time or a true wild man and party every night theres just so many options and im really looking foreward to that ;)some fucking cheesy greasy grin soo good

I was thinking what in the fake fuck....

Reminded me just a little of...

I wonder what sort of pajamas Tyler Durden would wear. Maybe I should start a thread....

sweat and yellow rubber gloves

Well done.

(And Julia just bought some yellow rubber gloves... hmm.....)

Can one of you guys actually answer the question? Because no where in the book or movie does Tyler talk about fighting out in the street, except when he gives out the homework assignments. WWTD?

What I want to know is WWTD if he had rented a 4 door luxury sedan and when he arrived to the car rental place they gave him a 2 door economy hatchback?

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

I don't know what he would do. I'm just trying to figure out if he is really an aggressive person or if he just uses aggression to help men.

In either case, I think he'd develop a weaker second personality to whine about it until he got his way.

He's a brain tumor.

This is great.

Yeah. Well. I doubt there is a harmonica.

I see what you mean blah blah blah..or whatever your name is.

Tyler seems too enlightened to be involved in aggressive reactions. However, I do think he would react violently to things, just a cool sort of violence.
Laughing while he's fighting.

If someone started talking smack to Tyler Durden I think he would either talk them into meeting him at a Fight Club so they can beat the crap out of each other or Use his wit and sarcastic tongue to bring it to their attention that his face is messed up from fighting and if they really wanted to brawl, Tyler could step up to the plate and bring it on.

Tyler uses fighting to snuggle with guys on a regular basis without making it seem gay.

QFT.

If the fighting in the novel Fight Club is, as shown previously, a metaphor for myriad homosexual acts, then unknowingly fighting one's self - an imaginary self - is masturbatory. Masturbation is not usually seen as homosexual even though it is, by necessity, always "same-sex", thus the Narrator/Tyler pairing is a sublimated reaction to buried, or "closeted", nascent or latent homosexual tendencies.

I would've thought masturbation as more "asexual" or whatever it is. you know, like worms.

Just because they don't enjoy it very much doesn't make them asexual.

I didn't think asexual was right. What's the one where the thing has sex with itself and splits off? Like those ameoba things. whatever that is.

If masturbation was parthenogenetic, there would be a hell of a lot of Tuffies running around the world.

I know that amoebae don't reproduce through parthenogenesis, but "binary fission" just doesn't have the same ring.