Rainn Wilson & James Gunn's 15 Rules of 'Fight Club'
Caught these on Twitter. They made me giggle.
If you don't know, Rainn Wilson plays the popular character "Dwight Schrute" on "The Office." James Gunn is a writer and film director who, like me, was once married to the actress Jenna Fischer*.
You can follow these fine fellows on Twitter @james_gunn and @rainnwilson. Most are posted on James Gunn's page, though.
Anyways, um... yeah:
RT @rainnwilson First rule of Fight Club? Don't talk about 'potpourri'.
Second rule of fight club? Don't put a cigarette in your penis and pretend like it's smoking.
RT @trollishtwit Third rule of fight club, always know where it is held so you don't need to stop and ask for directions to Fight Club
Fourth rule of Fight Club: The safe word is 'Bernadette Peters.'
Fifth rule of Fight Club: Don't put peanuts in any of the pot luck items. Sal is deathly allergic.
RT @EdouardBond Sixth rule of Fight Club: Turn off your cell phone.
Seventh rule of Fight Club: No one wearing any Ed Hardy apparel will be allowed to enter Fight Club.
Eighth rule of Fight Club: You have to admit, it's still fucking hilarious when Philip does jazz hands in the middle of a fight.
Ninth rule of Fight Club: No, the Lord's Prayer at the end of Fight Club is not mandatory, but please by respectful of others who pray.
Tenth rule of Fight Club: Just wearing a Ramones T-shirt doesn't make you hip.
Eleventh rule of Fight Club: Anyone sending me a Facebook invitation to play Farmville will be immediately ejected from Fight Club.
RT @peteralton Twelfth rule of fight club: Don't flush the paper towels. We've had a lot of plumbing problems from idiots doing this.
Thirteenth rule of Fight Club: No air saxophone in Fight Club.
14th rule of Fight Club: Don't do a "retarded voice" in Fight Club. Kenny's brother has Down syndrome and he's, understandably, sensitive.
RT @Brandon007 Fifteenth rule of Fight Club. Smile! This is supposed to be fun, you guys!
*in regards to my claim of having once been married to the amazing actress, Jenna Fischer: this post will remain here, presumably forever. And someday - IN THE FUTURE - I have reason to believe our marriage will happen. She'll catch on quick that I'm a total dick, though. So it won't last long. Hence, she will be my second ex-wife and I, her third ex-husband.