Patton Oswalt's 8th rule of fight club
Posted today on Twitter:
8th rule of Fight Club: Newbies bring a covered dish.
I got ten bucks on the baby. You'd be so distracted how cute he is, you won't notice him grabbing your leg and breaking your kneecap.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
I don't get it. Did he do the other 7 or just decide to start at 8 for some reason?
the best thing is, that baby actually looks like patton
I thought it was some sort of photoshopped Patton baby.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
maybe it is Patton Oswalt's kid?
Haha! As if anyone would have sex with him for free.
maybe he went to a sperm bank and jacked off in a cup for 50 bucks and now some poor single mom is stuck with his demonseed.
as patton says himself, hes been on basic cable, he gets pussy...
and, when he goes to costco, he can get a steak, apple juice, OR a pill that kills a baby! (just finishing the above joke)
and, he knows that if you hit a midget on the head with a stick, it turns into 20 gold coins that you ccan take to the market and purchase a goose for your bride!
and, when the road warrior happens, he'll be sad boy who gets ass-raped for gasoline!
Patton fucking Oswalt. Now I just want to listen to Werewolves and Lolipops again; but i'm already watching Reservoir Dogs for the dozenth time and making another pot of coffee and posting on this and listening to marilyn manson and holy shit, i should probably stop all of that. i have school in 3 hours, more or less.
FUBU and KFC have anounced their move to combine forces and fullyn focus on targeting more 'ethnic' audiences. In other news, McDonalds, Starbucks and Wal-Mart have combined to become The United Corporate of America. Moving on...
That was a quite nice rule, thanks for sharing!!..
We hate you.
Damn I think I had too high of expectations for this.
