Our own little Fight Club in Rural Illinois

Excellent use of sarcasm. +1

I'm stuck at work. Everything is done for the day. But my sergeant won't let me leave. Im just some punk ass senior airman writing about when i use to be a civilian. what more do you want from me?

Kinda like Brokeback Mountain.

Exactly like Brokeback mountain...
If i never heard that joke enough in my life.
Because of that movie people think that if you work on a ranch or work with horses and have a penis that you love penis in and around your mouth...

You actually made me laugh a little.

Thanx for that

That's Precisely what it was.

Wait... You were serious?

But... you used the sarcasm font?!

And you actually used to wail on each other for fun? Why the hell would you do that?

Did it make you so happy that you had to masturbate into your eyes and hum a little tune to yourself as you pretended to be Tyler Durden? (Quote)
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No It saddened me so greatly that to cheer myself up i masturbated while using my tears as lubrication.
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And ya Tuffy that shit was for real. and for some god unknown reason that stuff was fun.

I don't understand. You refer to a "Tyler". Who's that?

Oh, I believe that it was real. It's just also pretty stupid, no?

Oh no doubt it was dumb. But shit we were seventeen and lived in a town of five hundred with one gas station and walmart an hour way. What the hell else were we suppose to do.

I'm from Wyoming, so I've heard my fair share of Brokeback jokes as well.

Also, to be fair, they seemed to prefer taking it in the ass over oral in that movie.

I read the whole dune series once. that was a blast. . . Played EA Skate till my thumbs damn near fell off. And why would i want to learn to cook? isn't that what women are for?

monkeywright: Im currently stationed at F.E. Warren in cheyenne. I understand your pain...

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Behind every tree in Wyoming there is a beautifull woman. I think i have seen three trees since i have been stationed here.

Me and my buddys have learned to rate women differently out here.
"damn that girl was a 8" -Preston
"on real world or cheyenne scale"-me
"oh cheyenne. that trick is a four in the real world" -preston

I was always afraid to start a fight club because i'm too pretty.

NO SHIT?! That's the first place I lived when we moved to Wyoming. We were in K-part housing (do they still have that?) and then we moved off-base.

God damn it's always weird meeting people from Wyoming here. I have many fond memories of FE Warren.

Also though, you have Frontier Days coming up in July, and I heard KISS is playing this year. So I may have to go back to Cheyenne for that.

monkeywright: Kiss Is comin out. I am doing security for Frontier Days this year. And they Do still have the housing. It's just being renovated like everything else on this damn base. And the fucking antelope still are trying to take over the base.

Tee hee. You're an airman. Not much is expected of you, love.

That's why it's called the chairforce. And unless your SF or Aircrew you don't do shit. But we still claim 75% of kills overseas.

Uh, you can claim all you want. That is not fucking true.

Here we go.

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

Dude i am a 3mo51. I am not about to claim shit. I don't do shit.

Not going anywhere. But that would be like saying the fire dept does 75% of public service.

Dude I honestly am not about to talk shit. Hahah I am in Wyoming on a missile base. We dont even have a single fucking plane. and agian im a 3mo51. so you know i dont do shit.

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How many kills does Ruth have?

That's a sniper thing. I'm not a sniper.

What branch are you?

Marines. No worries, kiddo, I have nothing but love for flyboys

Hey! There's a shit ton of C130's over at the airport, and, I've been told, at least ONE A-51 Intruder. Plus there's that Helicopter near the main gates on Pershing that's been on display since forever.

Did you ever see those C-5's, Mike? They remind me of when you see whales swimming on the Discovery Channel. They fly SO SLOW. It seems impossible.

Have we ever established exactly what Ruth does in the Marines? I've not noticed if she's said, but I could have guessed she's not a sniper.

I'm going with motorpool.

I know! I used to love watching them land. There's a hill hear the top of Converse Ave in Cheyenne that's the lowest point on the flight path as they come in for a landing. We used to park out there and lay on the car to watch them come in.

There's a good airshow in Cheyenne every year as well, and they used to circle the B1 over the city, and we'd joke about where we thought it would crash.

I've seen the big transports. Dunno if they're C5s or not since I'm not technical, but you wonder what's keeping them up there.

God no....

Right now I work at the School of Infantry as a combat instructor. I teach lil boots how to shoot and throw grenades and what not.

This is a C5. You can fit about 5 tanks in the cargo hold.

monkeywright Ya you know as well as i that the planes are operated by guard squadrons. Active duty airforce in cheyenne just has a helicopter squadron

HardCandy Where you stationed @

Camp Pendleton. You're...a bulk fueler, I wanna say?

HardCandy no Im the kid who got a 95 on his damn asvab but let his recruiter talk him going in open general. Im services. I work in readiness. But Im crosstraining to arial gunner next july. Finally got my orders.

Nice, I'm going into the army as an apache pilot next year. Hello, 80k bonus and instant CWO package...

what i wouldnt do with 80 grand...

a tenth of that would get me outta debt!

80 grand goes real fast, 'Berto.

i've never had eighty grand, though mistakes have taught me money is a real fast mover. i can't even comprehend a lump that large dropping into my life.

Meh, it's taxed, it ends up being about 60. It'll pay off my car. The rest will go to my house. Those two things are the only things I have left to pay off.

Retire at 35. Debt free.

Yeah....it's 74% to be exact.