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whatakrok
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I saw Fight Club for the first time last week. It's one of the best movies I've ever seen. I can't believe how this movie has effected with me. It caused me to find out more about Chuck Palahniuk and become a member on this site. I'm waiting for the book to arrive from Amazon... can't wait to read it. Any other newbies out there?

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suuuuuure you are. Wink

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you really think so Nate?

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Is this the kinda newby that JD is in Scrubs?

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ummmm ....worse than JD? and welcome i think....but sadly be careful they migt eat you alive here. no one likes chuck here.

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Sorry, I saw about half of a scrubs episode and thought it sucked balls.. totally unwatchable, so I don't know who JD is. Anyhow, if you don't like Chuck, why join the cult?

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that question will be answered in other threads...your best bet would be the things will make you hate or some of the book club threads

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New too and thirsty now that I have seen Fight Club - particulary interested in Survivor - how do you know if you've survived anyway?

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whatakrok wrote:
Sorry, I saw about half of a scrubs episode and thought it sucked balls..

I don't like you. I won't give you a chance and get to know you either.

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Im not even going to bother with my twilight question.

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whatakrok wrote:
I saw Fight Club for the first time last week. It's one of the best movies I've ever seen. I can't believe how this movie has effected with me. It caused me to find out more about Chuck Palahniuk and become a member on this site. I'm waiting for the book to arrive from Amazon... can't wait to read it. Any other newbies out there?

I was with ya dude, until i saw that.

Good luck around here!

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c'mon lehahi effects are way better than affects

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well, in general, yes. But i need structured grammar in my life. I'm sorry!

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Welcome!

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You had me at hello.

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I am a newby......I watched fight club and read lullaby and i was sold!!!! btw I am def a fan of scrubs and did someone say twilight?? Surprise

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rusweetie wrote:
I am a newby......I watched fight club and read lullaby and i was sold!!!! btw I am def a fan of scrubs and did someone say twilight?? :o

Welcome to the world. Don't care about scrubs, and twilight sux.

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Thanks and Ouchie Fano......that kinda stung a little but I will recover eventually Smile

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Just speaking the truth.

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I've only seen like two episodes of Scrubs. Ain't they all pretty much the same exact joke?
The white guy says something and then they show him imagining it, then the black guy says something and then it shows him imagining it. Then they have some sort of joke with the girls about how men just don't understand women. And then the one doctor boss guy goes into detail how he is going to kill any one of the four, and then end credits.

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Yes, I think you have the gist.....you are just forgetting the janitor who makes the white guys life hell, and the old doctor who makes everyones life suck and laughs at them........I am sold, than again I am easily amused!!!

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Not that all those things aren't funny. They are. I just don't see how they can keep being funny after however many years that shows been on.

also, as I said, I've only seen a couple episodes but I feel secure in proclaiming this as the funniest thing that show ever produced:

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nathaniel parker wrote:
I've only seen like two episodes of Scrubs. Ain't they all pretty much the same exact joke?
The white guy says something and then they show him imagining it, then the black guy says something and then it shows him imagining it. Then they have some sort of joke with the girls about how men just don't understand women. And then the one doctor boss guy goes into detail how he is going to kill any one of the four, and then end credits.

No.

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maybe it was just those two episodes i saw that did that.

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The white guy's actually imagining all of it from an insanity hospital. You find out in the last episode, when he "gets a new job at another hospital."

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Didn't St Elsewhere do that first?

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I'm trying to figure out how someone took 10 years to see Fight Club when they play it on G4 every other day.

And how Twilight and Scrubs are related in any way? Other than JD likes girly drinks and talking about feelings and so do fans of Twilight?

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how do you know if you've survived anyway?

They give the one who lives the bill.

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nathaniel parker wrote:
Didn't St Elsewhere do that first?

They did but it was Begley's son (I think it was Begley) the autistic kid who imagined it from a snow globe.

I'm pretty sure that's the operating principle behind OUR universe too.

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Parka'd.

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Ah, the legend of the Parka'd posts returns.

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LeHaHi, I'm sorry for causing you such distress due to my horrible grammar. Please accept my sincere apologies for ruining your (up to that point) grammatically perfect day! Smile Big

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not to nitpick but i can't stop scratching myself at how you spell 'newbie' but hey, welcome and all that!

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Hey, I'm a little off. I'll tag on an ie if ya want, lol.

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NO! It's too late for that. What's done is done, and your spelling of newbie with a 'y' cannot be erased from the annals of time.

Damn you, you've condemned us all to be forever haunted by this oddity. One can only pray that in this case, history does NOT repeat itself.

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NO! It's too late for that. What's done is done, and your spelling of newbie with a 'y' cannot be erased from the annals of time.

Damn you, you've condemned us all to be forever haunted by this oddity. One can only pray that in this case, history does NOT repeat itself.

Oh my God, I had no idea the of misery I caused. I hope we all survive the devastaing aftermath of my misspelling!! Smile Big

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Our only hope for survival lies with FEMA.

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The thank God Brown/Bush isn't still running that dog and PONY show!! Smile Big

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Stop Biggrinning! This is no time for jokes or shenanigans, damnit.

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well this sucks.

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