I <3 Comedian Whitney Cummings

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willtupper
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She is funny and raunchy and makes me laugh.

Her recent Comedy Central Special is easily the funniest thing I've seen all year.

Anyways, she posted this today on Twitter (@WhitneyCummings:)

If I attack a loud, obnoxious neighbor, will cops buy that "we started a fight club and he backed out at the last minute"?

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Whitney Cummings is also seriously fuckable.

That's right. I went there.

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She's a good roaster too.

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True, she is super cute. I haven't really fallen for her comedy yet, but maybe her recent special will change that.

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thirstygerbil wrote:

Like the fist of an angry god.

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never heard of her and I think you guys are making all this up.

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Oh, Nate! You need to start watching the television!

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That's all I do is watch television. I watch the shit out of television!
What it is, is comedy central needs to start showing more than just the Daily Show and Scrubs reruns.