I <3 Comedian Whitney Cummings
Wed, 09/08/2010 - 19:19
She is funny and raunchy and makes me laugh.
Her recent Comedy Central Special is easily the funniest thing I've seen all year.
Anyways, she posted this today on Twitter (@WhitneyCummings:)
If I attack a loud, obnoxious neighbor, will cops buy that "we started a fight club and he backed out at the last minute"?
Wed, 09/08/2010 - 21:51
#2
She's a good roaster too.
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"Tripped 'em up with a hockey stick, no big deal, and fired a few shots at them. The way I see it I bought the bikes, I own 'em. Just like owning a target. You shoot at that, I shot at the bikes. Then Julian's got this attitude and fires a bullet at my brand new car! Real nice! So I fired a shot at his new car. Spy for a spy, that's the way it works around here."
Wed, 09/08/2010 - 22:21
#3
Wed, 09/08/2010 - 22:33
#4

Like the fist of an angry god.
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"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Thu, 09/09/2010 - 07:04
#5
never heard of her and I think you guys are making all this up.
Thu, 09/09/2010 - 07:26
#6
Oh, Nate! You need to start watching the television!
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"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
Thu, 09/09/2010 - 07:32
#7
That's all I do is watch television. I watch the shit out of television!
What it is, is comedy central needs to start showing more than just the Daily Show and Scrubs reruns.



Whitney Cummings is also seriously fuckable.
That's right. I went there.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729