How would Tyler Durden be able to beat Rocky Balboa and William Wallace in a fight ?
If you feel Tyler Durden would easily be able to defeat
Mel Gibson's William Wallace (Braveheart) character and
Rocky Balboa in a three way, how do you (seriously or humorously) think he'd be able to defeat both of them.

When I picture Edward Norton in a three way bout with Rocky Balboa and William Wallace... It doesn't end pretty.
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Mind bullets.

Nothing ends pretty when you find out you're CRAZY!
I do not!.... Do I?
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This reminds me of Tenacious D- Wonderboy.
Bullseye.

Even if Tyler and William Wallace teamed up, Rocky would crush their bones and stir it into his morning espresso.
Don't rub my rhubarb.
None of you guys are actually suggesting any nefariously witty
way/s that Tyler could use to defeat these 2 formidable fuckers.
William Wallace would never be involved in a three way with two other men. He's 8 feet tall and shoots thunderbolts from his arse!
Popeye would obliterate all three of them!
You're forgetting, William Wallace was a KILLER! And he had a big fuck-off claymore. No contest!
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Unlike wee Mel, William Wallace was extraordinarily tall. Although he did not shoot thunderbolts, thunderous tremors were known to rip from his erse, on occasion.
explain your theory.
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if you were gonna stand a chance you would need a (not yet invented) sniper rifle!
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Six just recently cold-cocked Wallace by punching through time! She actually ripped a hole in space time and laid him out flat. Look at her hand; it bears the marks a victory.
This is why we can't have nice things.
What, not the Leaping Badger Quick Strike fssht fssht instant decapitation?
This is why we can't have nice things.
aye, that'll get him every time
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Five Finger Death Punch. Not the fighting move. He would put their CD on until the other guys started crying.
touché
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falcon punch!

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OOOOOfffft! Toma ya!
That would take out Wallace, but I am not sure that Rambo still has the nuts needed to sense that kind of pain (did he not leave them in Nam?).


But... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... TYLER'S NOT REAL!
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