Balls! Balls! Balls! Whose Balls!
I searched to see if anyone has asked the question, but I didn't find it, so I'll ask.
Whose balls would you like to take?
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I think I'll give the obvious answer: George W. Bush
I have a list:
Fred Durst(red hat)
Fred Durst(black hat)
Harrison Ford(just to say I have Indiana Jones' balls)
Mine(for that mistake)
Edward Norton(for everything after Fight Club)
Brad Pitt(same thing)
Jamie Lee Curtis(she is a man, you know)
John Murray(for making only one good movie compared to his brother, Bill)
Robert De Niro(for thinking he could do anything other than mafia films)
I have more people, but I need time to gather my thoughts.
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The Judges of the Academy Awards.
Fucking retards.
Martin Scorsese Has NEVER won best Director, and A Clockwork Orange lost to French Connection?
That, and they never give any respect to Tarantino.
I'd like to cut off lots of otther people's balls, but i can't remember most of them right now.
What?
Thanks for the reminder. I'd also like to add Quentin Tarantino to the list. He deserves to get his balls sliced out for having the nerve to add "The Forth Film By Quentin Tarantino" in the opening credits of "Kill Bill". What an asshole. He also derserves to get his balls sliced out for being a constant disruption during Chuck's interview on Conan. I could go on with reasons why his balls should be taken.
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Jerry Falwell and that other bigotted, asshole, motherfucker, cock sucking evangelist.
Can't remember his name, but deserves the slice
What?
I'd also like to add Lorne Michaels. Saturday Night Live has gone on for too long. It is not funny. Kids with down syndrome and cancer are hilarious compared to this show. This asshole has kept SNL going for years. I don't even think "The Simpsons" will outlive this show. After we all die from a nuclear holocaust, cockroaches will be watching this show. Let's make a special jar for the balls of everyone involved with SNL.
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I completely agree with the SNL ball's jar idea.
That show is very, very shitty.
What?
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Brother Supremo [/i]
[B]Kids with down syndrome and cancer are hilarious compared to this show.[/B][/QUOTE]
Kids with down sydrome are always hilarious!
That's right, I went there.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mugwump [/i]
[B]Jerry Falwell and that other bigotted, asshole, motherfucker, cock sucking evangelist.
Can't remember his name, but deserves the slice [/B][/QUOTE]
Pat Robertson?
Then again, I might be wrong.
yeah, that may be him.
What?
Well, I know this shouldn't count but if she had balls, I'd cut 'em out. I don't know if anyone has this music channel called Fuse. It's an MTV that shows music unlike MTV. Anyway, there is a showed called Uranium that plays metal and it is hosted by this chick named Juliya C. She is fucking obnoxious. She feels she has to say, "Fucking rocks!" or "This band is kicking ass and taking names!" She's so fucking annoying. She makes a big deal in each episode about some shitty metal band like Metallica. Since she don't have balls, let's cut out her cervix.
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Also anyone involved with MTV. Cut their balls out. VH1 also. How many goddamn countdowns can they come up with? I can't wait until they do "I Love the 90's". It'll be so cool to see C-List Celebrities and little asshole teen stars talk about O.J. and Rodney King.
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Whoever is responsible for the Old Navy commercials. I want his balls!
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Nightrious [/i]
[B]Whoever is responsible for the Old Navy commercials. I want his balls! [/B][/QUOTE]
"Shazzizle my zizzle!"-Fran Drescher. You can never go wrong with that in an Old Navy commercial.
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Take Steven Spielberg's balls. Why does he feel he has to put a child who saves the day in his movies? Like Short Round in "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom". Or in "E.T." A child single-handedly outsmarts the government and help his alien friend escape. In real life, government agents would yell,"Freeze fuckers!" then gun down Elliot and his alien comrade. Or in "Schindler's List". Children help destroy the Nazi Machine and free the Jews. Steven Spielberg has a hard on for children. I bet he fucked Drew Barrymore and fondled Elliot back when they filmed "E.T." Take his balls.
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i'd take the balls of a reeeally dangerous animal, like a llama.
actually, i was just wondered why putting "The Fourth Film by QT" there at the start of Kill Bill: Vol. 1 is so fucking bad? I'mean he put "A Film By QT" in most of his others right? so he can't number it? i don't get it...
this was something that i never even thought of when i saw the movie, i was too mesmorized at how powerful it began.
i'd like to take the balls of huam cortez.
the wacky dictator who use to hang men by their scrotums!
hA, how is that for motherfucking irony.
blah! kersplat.
Larry Anderson
i also think that the judges at the academy awards should be castrated. dick AND balls cut off.
Martin Scorsese has not won an oscar and neither has Hitchcock, and Al Pacino won only 1 Oscar, and Russell Crowe lost to Denzel Washington?!?!?!?!?
[QUOTE=Psych]i also think that the judges at the academy awards should be castrated. dick AND balls cut off.
Martin Scorsese has not won an oscar and neither has Hitchcock, and Al Pacino won only 1 Oscar, and Russell Crowe lost to Denzel Washington?!?!?!?!?[/QUOTE]
that, and Kubrick never won best director and[I] A Clockwork Orange[/I] lost best picture to [I]The French Connection.[/I]
What?
Shit, I thought this thread would never see the light of day again. And Martin Scorcese can lose his balls. Gangs of New York sucked.
Also those people who splashed me in the rain a few months back.
[QUOTE=mugwump]that, and Kubrick never won best director and[I] A Clockwork Orange[/I] lost best picture to [I]The French Connection.[/I][/QUOTE]
Clockwork orange is the most overrated book/movie I have ever seen. I wouldn't take Kubrik's balls but he comes close for dissapointing me. I'd take Bush's balls and Michael Moore's balls. And Oprah and Dr. Phils.
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[QUOTE=NinjaGenuis37]Clockwork orange is the most overrated book/movie I have ever seen. I wouldn't take Kubrik's balls but he comes close for dissapointing me.
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A clockwork orange is fucking great - his best film I think (matter of taste though). To say its overrated - you're being a retard.
I do agree about oprah and Dr. phil though.
forgot you said bush - his too.
What?
It may be off topic, but I'm the only one that didn't like a Clockwork orange. The super fast sex scene was brilliant though.
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[QUOTE=NinjaGenuis37]It may be off topic, but I'm the only one that didn't like a Clockwork orange. The super fast sex scene was brilliant though.[/QUOTE]
no one can like everything.
My favourite scene is when the film is slow and alex beats the hell out of Dim.
What?
Bill O'Reilly. I don't think any further comment is necessary.
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Pacino sucks- he had good stories but as an actor he sux, HEAT, INSOMINA, ANY GIVEN SUNDAY,, Carson Daly sux- for being the ultimate tool, R. KElly for the whole PINK thang, amd the bartender who cut me off tonite, your an asshole i want your balls, in my mouth (o, I"ve said too much)
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[QUOTE=Logical Penguin]Bill O'Reilly. I don't think any further comment is necessary.[/QUOTE]
YES yes I'd gladly to take a hammer to his scrotum, lay them out on a warped, splintered peice of wood and smash'em
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[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]Well, I know this shouldn't count but if she had balls, I'd cut 'em out. I don't know if anyone has this music channel called Fuse. It's an MTV that shows music unlike MTV. Anyway, there is a showed called Uranium that plays metal and it is hosted by this chick named Juliya C. She is fucking obnoxious. She feels she has to say, "Fucking rocks!" or "This band is kicking ass and taking names!" She's so fucking annoying. She makes a big deal in each episode about some shitty metal band like Metallica. Since she don't have balls, let's cut out her cervix.[/QUOTE]
She's too hot for me to find her annoying,
and metallicadoesentsuckyousumbitch!!!!1!!!
[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]Well, I know this shouldn't count but if she had balls, I'd cut 'em out. I don't know if anyone has this music channel called Fuse. It's an MTV that shows music unlike MTV. Anyway, there is a showed called Uranium that plays metal and it is hosted by this chick named Juliya C. She is fucking obnoxious. She feels she has to say, "Fucking rocks!" or "This band is kicking ass and taking names!" She's so fucking annoying. She makes a big deal in each episode about some shitty metal band like Metallica. Since she don't have balls, let's cut out her cervix.[/QUOTE]
which one is she?
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[QUOTE=Brock Landers]which one is she?
[img]http://juliyaonline.com/press/kd82403.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]As Brother Supremo's close and dearest friend, I shall answer for him, since he obviously will answer no time soon. . .
Juliya C. is the woman in the top right corner. The most obnoxious woman on the face of the earth.
Ebert. If he has any.
[QUOTE=Ballerina]Ebert. If he has any.[/QUOTE]
Absofuckinlutely. The guy slams movies like Fight Club and The Matrix, then has the nerve to drop 3.5 out of 4 stars on The Rundown...cause it was entertaining... :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=mugwump]The Judges of the Academy Awards.
Fucking retards.
Martin Scorsese Has NEVER won best Director, and A Clockwork Orange lost to French Connection?
That, and they never give any respect to Tarantino.
I'd like to cut off lots of otther people's balls, but i can't remember most of them right now.[/QUOTE]
The French Connection was pretty good though. I am just sayin'.
But you are right, the academy, especialy in the past few years have been really off. But then again so has the movie industry entire, so I don't know what to tell you.
I don't like closed mouth men. they pick the wrong times to talk and when they do they often say the wrong thing. Talking isn't something you do judicously, you have to keep in practice. I'll tell you right now I'm a man talking to a man who likes to talk.
[QUOTE=Skaje]Absofuckinlutely. The guy slams movies like Fight Club and The Matrix, then has the nerve to drop 3.5 out of 4 stars on The Rundown...cause it was entertaining... :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
What was funny about him slamming Fight Club was that he gave the DVD a recommendation.
Did anyone see his interview with Bill Clinton, they talked about Fight Club and both said they didn't like it, Clinton talked about how he didn't understand a man (Jack/Tyler) who didn't appreciate a good job market.
I don't like closed mouth men. they pick the wrong times to talk and when they do they often say the wrong thing. Talking isn't something you do judicously, you have to keep in practice. I'll tell you right now I'm a man talking to a man who likes to talk.
I would give Edward Norton MY balls to replace his own just for "Death to Smoochy"! But as for taking balls, I say anybody who doesnt use their turn signal should get 3 strikes, then we gotta get their balls! And just so I could place them in jars on my mantel (when I get one) every member of AC/DC's, now whos got the biggest balls of them all, BITCH?
It can't rain all the time. . .
This thread is retarded. I regret having ever started it.
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Shut it you!
It can't rain all the time. . .
My balls deserve to be taken for starting this thread. And also for continuing to post in it.
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[QUOTE=NinjaGenuis37]It may be off topic, but I'm the only one that didn't like a Clockwork orange. The super fast sex scene was brilliant though.[/QUOTE]
book was alot better to show the hypocracy of what was going on
all the characters were supposed to be 15 ish
the girls he has a 3 some with were like 12 and he got them drunk with wine and stuffed em full of spagetti and they sober up midway and begin to cry.
things like that make the story alot more what the hell ish especially for when it was written.
still not sure why the cast of the movie looked like they were all late 20's early 30's.
[QUOTE=MockyMockins]and for your extremely heterosexually challenged avatar
YES!
orgasm X 12[/QUOTE]
Satan rocks cock, you dumb fock!
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What was the purpose of this thread again?
No.
No wait.
Forget I asked that.
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]I searched to see if anyone has asked the question, but I didn't find it, so I'll ask.
Whose balls would you like to take?[/QUOTE]
george bush. either of them.
"I won't cum quietly!"
I messed up. "Whose balls!" should be "Whose Balls?" Someone should take my balls for that fuck up.
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