After he escaped from the police dep. why they didn't cute his balls?

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The narrator quite fucked it all up when he said about Project Mayhem. Then the police officers tried to cut his balls. No sucess.
If he said everything about the buildings, why he was still with his balls?

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[QUOTE=Motumbo;943275]The narrator quite fucked it all up when he said about Project Mayhem. Then the police officers tried to cut his balls. No sucess.
If he said everything about the buildings, why he was still with his balls?[/QUOTE]

Do you understand why the police officers were going to cut his balls?

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[QUOTE=Motumbo;943275]After he escaped from the police dep. why they didn't cute his balls?[/QUOTE]

Well, I think Fincher leaves it up to the viewer to discern aesthetic pleasure and/or shock from the single frame of pornography spliced into the film. Although I think the frame at the end of the movie could have been made cuter with some fuzzy smurf underwear or something.

You know, I thought this was going to be a much funnier response when I started it. But it's turned into a failure.

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Isn't this incident in The Matrix?

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don't get stuck in this movie mogumbo, its just a portal, move past it and all the dingus's and wee waz you see there.

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How does one cute his balls? Glitter? Hair extensions? I've had complaints that mine are ugly.

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wee waz?

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sure this guys all about spotting genitals and their ilk.

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the "waz" part makes me think of Taz, like the cartoon tasmanian devil
and then i picture some unruly, out of control female parts
frightening

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yeah with teeth!

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you'd need one of those pith helmets and armed with a chair and bullwhip to approach it

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[QUOTE=Smartazboy;943316]How does one cute his balls? Glitter? Hair extensions? I've had complaints that mine are ugly.[/QUOTE]

Smile Big Glitter!!! Totally glitter!!

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"Hey you ready to go?"
"Just a sec I've gotta cute up my balls!"

An essential part of the grooming process. Especially if you're going to that gay hill forest that Thag was talking about yesterday.

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This is just right on the edge of seriously disturbing isn't it.

And I wasn't talking about any meatracks! morey was!

Mine is an innocent trail through an innocent forest.

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...with trolls and deadly trees rushing up to fit you in the face as you roll by

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[QUOTE=karbunkle;943357]...with trolls and deadly trees rushing up to fit you in the face as you roll by[/QUOTE]

Well that, but no meatracks!

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Speaking of disturbing, I got this monkey free with some tea and well...it has labia. I'm blogging it now because the people who would be interested in this phenomena don't post here, but look

Ooooh, a free monkey, what fun..
[IMG]http://www.pgtips.co.uk/images/monkey-box.jpg[/IMG]

Eeek...
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/Vendetta_M/chimpvag.jpg[/IMG]

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Thats gross. And I totally wouldn't have gone that direcction with that, therefore you are gross.

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What direction?

You're gross.

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You see labia.

I see a seam. nothing more. nothing less.

you're grosser!

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You have to see it in context of the rest of the monkey:
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/Vendetta_M/chimp.jpg[/url]

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I think I just passed out!! I can kinda see it. But I don't think I'd have seen it on my own.

You have Brokeback Mountain right next Family Guy.

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I have The Doris Day Collection next to another Family Guy. None of the DVDs I have here with me match.

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I think feathers and stickers make for cute balls. Glitter is nice too.

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Glitter it is!

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Can it be the iridescent kind? It has the best sparkle.

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If thats what the ladies will like, then of course!

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Red clown makeup.

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Clown make up is scary.

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Googled cute balls. Oh God.
[IMG]http://www.justforgirlssports.com/images/J-32%20sm.jpg[/IMG]

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You know though, if you pretend you don't know what spherical sports object those represent, they actually make for a relatively interesting ear decoration.

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she has a lot of hair in that ear.

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[QUOTE=Smartazboy;943409]Glitter it is![/QUOTE]

even better... Sprinkles!
the ice cream kind

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[QUOTE=Smartazboy;943316]How does one cute his balls? Glitter? Hair extensions? I've had complaints that mine are ugly.[/QUOTE]

That's nuts!

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actually a way to make them cuter i suppose is to get a ball lift, you know cause they droop like tits when you get old.

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[QUOTE=morey;943450]actually a way to make them cuter i suppose is to get a ball lift, you know cause they droop like tits when you get old.[/QUOTE]

i guess you could pull all the skin back and put it in a sort of pony tail
but pony tails on older people look ridiculous not matter where they have them

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[QUOTE=karbunkle;943453]i guess you could pull all the skin back and put it in a sort of pony tail[/QUOTE]
I can't believe you said that Smile hahaha

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ick it'be like one of those whispy greasy chin ponytails with beads and crap in it...only made of skin, uck.

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For some reason, it makes me think of george carlin.

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[QUOTE=Thag;943530]For some reason, it makes me think of george carlin.[/QUOTE]well, he's the type.

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every time you watch him now, don't just imagine, but KNOW that his scrotum is in a ponytail.

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For fuck's sake.

:indiffere

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he started it

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i have a book by him in the other room and i'll bet anything that when he posed for the jacket photo he had a sack-tail!

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I'm imagining these empty scrotal sacks tied up with a ribbon.

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Sack Tail!!!!!!

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[QUOTE=Thag;943546]Sack Tail!!!!!![/QUOTE]Its the new craze! We do it for chuck!

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Does it hurt?

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maybe but its for chuck!

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You've pre-ordered [I]Rant[/I], now tie up your sac!