Helen in the sergeant's body...

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Tue, 08/05/2008 - 10:51
kayekaga
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It makes me wonder what having a penis feels like.

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Tue, 08/05/2008 - 10:56
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Ritt
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You're a jerkoff for this thread title.

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Tue, 08/05/2008 - 12:02
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Why? Cos it's fun.
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Track me down, I'll show you.

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Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:32
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nathaniel parker
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meh, it doesn't feel too bad. Mostly like an extra toe or something. You never really notice it's there but it does it's job.

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Tue, 08/05/2008 - 16:51
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Why? Cos it's fun.
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nathaniel parker wrote:

meh, it doesn't feel too bad. Mostly like an extra toe or something. You never really notice it's there but it does it's job.

Mine likes to remind me of its presence, usualy in the morning but sporadicaly through out the day, am I abnormal ?
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Tue, 08/05/2008 - 18:17
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Remind you of it's presence how? Like, it just pokes around and tries to get big with you? Or does it make shadow puppets on the wall and ceiling at night?

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Tue, 08/05/2008 - 21:32
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Mine is a big brat. It's always trying to seek attention. It also acts out on occasion.

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Wed, 08/06/2008 - 05:48
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_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ wrote:

Mine is a big brat.

You fell me out of my chair and twisted my ankle.

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Fri, 01/09/2009 - 23:57
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It feels fantastic. A part of your body that actually noticeably swells to a point where it can even be seen through clothing when your mood changes? It's almost alien.

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Tue, 02/03/2009 - 03:54
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Back to the original topic. Are we suppose to be under the impression that while occupying someone or something, you're in a coma like state and therefore are venerable to occupation spell yourself?

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