guy at borders

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Mon, 06/30/2008 - 02:46
dom0134
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 hello guy at the borders in la habra, california

you disturbed me whilst i was reading choke on the little stool by the ladder

"that's a really good book, is that choke?"

(i show him the cover)

amazing how you recognized what i was reading...

oh yeah, this was on saturday june 28

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Mon, 06/30/2008 - 02:49
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damien_mayfair
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this ain't craigslist.

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Mon, 06/30/2008 - 04:17
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nathaniel parker
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it was ME !

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Mon, 06/30/2008 - 04:48
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dom0134
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 lol

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Mon, 06/30/2008 - 04:58
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Mon, 06/30/2008 - 19:20
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ejrathke
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alx wrote:

too cool

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Mon, 06/30/2008 - 19:48
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Chest Rockwell
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TOM CRUISE 25 YEARS!

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Mon, 06/30/2008 - 21:16
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Nightrious
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That GIF has got it all.

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Tue, 07/01/2008 - 04:55
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Chest Rockwell
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It's a very Oprah-ey GIF and I still hate Oprah even since I started coming here years ago. I was at the used book store earlier last night and this really cute hippie chick with no bra on was giving me the eye while I was looking through some Gunter Grass books, kind of a dirty blonde with little cupcake titties that probably could have used some support, but what a facha on her lipso, so I went up to her over in the large print hardcover contemporary fiction section and told her that she made me lose my train of thought when I saw her walking by so it was all her fault that I no longer could remember which author I was desperately searching for and that she owed me for that and anyway, cut to ten minutes later when her little goofy high school boyfriend shows up, and she is still beaming at me from across the aisle, I hear him say to her, since he still doesn't know I exist since he showed up late, he says something like "yeah, I heard Oprah liked that book", and I about got sick right there on the spot just hearing him utter those words and I just wanted to get as far away from that place as I possibly could at that moment, so I left without even getting a book, made me want to sick up so bad it did, that she was with that dude and hearing yet another person say the word Oprah, and she was so fucking cute, but anyway... usually I hear Oprah said by middle-aged black women who drive those 4-cylinder Mercedes Kompressor things and sell real estate and live in rich white people looking ghettos next to golf courses...

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Tue, 07/08/2008 - 01:26
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etiquette: it is the back bone of the handsome boy modeling school

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Tue, 07/08/2008 - 01:55
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monkeywright
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What's happening to the Cult?

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