Anyone know What a "half and half" is ?
hahaha!! the emerald. ah shit. thats fucked
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I knew a girl that loved to get punched in the face while i nthe missionary position, but only then, not any other position
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Another that liked to have her boyfriend break in to her house and rape her in the middle of the night. I wrote a poem about it [URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/fan/workshop/view.php?id=2269]read it here[/URL]
oh, and one that liked to be ignored while she gave head. COmpletely, wanted you to read a book or talk on the phone, if you moaned or touched her, she'd stop and get all pissed off. She was a trip that girl.
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Don't forget the Philly Fakeout - You do the girl doggy style then you pull out and spit on her back, then when she turns around you cum in her face.
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Don't forget the Hot Carl, Dirty Sanchez, and Snowball!
Also, don't forget the Istanbul twist, the lawn dart jackhammer, and juastisizing.
juastisizing is the only one I can confirm. It's when you peel back a girl's eye lids and splooge right into her naked eyes. And, I think the Istanbul twist is when you twist someone's neck so hard that they die, like steven segal.
The lawn dart jackhammer is when you assume the position of the bunny hop(girl laying flat on her shoulders, back and ass up in the air) except instead of fucking her with your cock, you use foreign objects such as lawn darts or butter knives. Someone could say that it would work in any position, but i heard it's special in the bunny hop position.
Nothing is true.
They must have different slang in the northwest. I've always known an Around-the-World to be oral invovling the vagina and the anus, or cock and anus, depending on who you're performing it on.
[QUOTE=bassplr19]Don't forget the Philly Fakeout - You do the girl doggy style then you pull out and spit on her back, then when she turns around you cum in her face.[/QUOTE]
where i'm from, this is called the 'Houdini'
lamb skin condom+peanut butter+vaseline= my intestines
[QUOTE=rkdaley]I knew a girl that loved to get punched in the face while i nthe missionary position, but only then, not any other position
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Another that liked to have her boyfriend break in to her house and rape her in the middle of the night. I wrote a poem about it [URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/fan/workshop/view.php?id=2269]read it here[/URL]
oh, and one that liked to be ignored while she gave head. COmpletely, wanted you to read a book or talk on the phone, if you moaned or touched her, she'd stop and get all pissed off. She was a trip that girl.[/QUOTE]
Reading this quote and the ones in the thread on evil things I've come to the conclusion that you've dated some real freaks. Unless this girl ^ was also the one that used to like to be pissed on, in which case you've just dated one superfreak. Have you been going to sexual deviant meetings to pick up chicks?
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Oh yeah, there was a funny one that I read about as well, called the Compton Gangbang or something along those lines.
You meet a girl who says that she has a boyfriend/hubby, yet she goes home with you anyway. Then in the middle of sex all your mates burst through the door and beat the shit out of her for being such a cheating ho.
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hmmm... that avatar looks familiar, but I can't place it. are you a new-old cultie, mr dan heys?
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[QUOTE=Dan Heys]i am not. i cant remember where i got this avatar, either... i hope i didnt take it from someone on this site[/QUOTE]
I think Proton has/had that avatar.
[QUOTE=Smartazboy]I think Proton has/had that avatar.[/QUOTE]
No reason to have to [i]think[/i], Frank, he did have that .gif, but his was a slower more dramatic sexual speed than Dan's.
That's it.. proton. which reminds me....
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[QUOTE=Jeebus]No reason to have to [i]think[/i], Frank, he did have that .gif, but his was a slower more dramatic sexual speed than Dan's.[/QUOTE]
Jake, I am not going to ask why you remembered that in such detail. 
[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Jake, I am not going to ask why you remembered that in such detail. :D[/QUOTE]
The only thing I will say to this is that I like to watch Star Wars.
[QUOTE=Ashe140]the emerald is when you cum in your hand smack the girl in the face and yell bam![/QUOTE]
That's an Emeril.
It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.
Wow, this is great! My favorite sexual term is 'feltching'. Just.......yeah.....
nice bump.
my favorite is the rodeo. you fuck a girl in her ass while your friends are hiding in the closet. they all come out, one with a video camera, and they count how long you can stay in her before she throws you off.
"Making the simple complicated is commonplace--making the complicated simple, awesomely simple--that's creativity."
Abe Lincoln - when you cum on a girl's chin then rip out some of her pubic hair and slap it on her chin.
[QUOTE=Klaunstance]nice bump.
my favorite is the rodeo. you fuck a girl in her ass while your friends are hiding in the closet. they all come out, one with a video camera, and they count how long you can stay in her before she throws you off.[/QUOTE]
another version of this is where you do the girl doggy style, reach around and get a good hold of her tits, whisper in her ear, "this is how your sister likes it" then see how long you can hang on and stay in.
another one... i heard it called the "steaming dragon".
cum in her mouth, before she swallows put your hand over her mouth to keep it shut and poke her in the side... her reaction to being tickled will get the cum to shoot out her nose.
and, yes, the donkey punch is supposed to be in the back of the neck, and i've heard it said that if you do it at just the right time it actually makes the girls orgasm insanely powerful... some sort of pleasure/pain combo thing. anyway, once you clock her good and she's out, you can do a 'tennessee carpet blow' wherein you grab her knees and push her around the carpet wheel-barrow style while you're still inside her.
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I'd be curious to try that Steaming Dragon thing.
[QUOTE=Vendetta]I'd be curious to try that Steaming Dragon thing.[/QUOTE]
*does telephone receiver thumb and finger to face thing*
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twisted - i laughed so hard
any new ones guys?
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The Poltergeist. That's when you're doing it doggystyle facing a window and you get your buddy to take over. Then you go outside and wave. She's like....hwat?
THe spacedock is when you take a shit in a pussy. High level of difficulty requiring tons of concentration/time. See the Aristocrats movie. The Philly Fake out is fucking hilarious.
Any ones (besides the Cincinatti Shuffle) where the girl has the upper hand ?
[QUOTE=Smartazboy;732833]Abe Lincoln - when you cum on a girl's chin then rip out some of her pubic hair and slap it on her chin.[/QUOTE]
:haha:
These are fucking great. Is there a link to a page that keeps record of all these or can someone a little less lazy than me compile a list plz k thx.
Crazy Fireman: When you're about to cum, set her pubes on fire and put them out with your jizz.
Okay, now you're just making shit up.
Broken Lawnmower: As you're fucking her doggy style on the floor, stand up so that she's basically standing on her hands.
Then kick her hands out.
That's one I'd like to try.
On your mom.
That's one I DID try on your mom.
"The hoover" Fucking a girl wheelbarrow style.When you cum, take off running across the room.
If it weren't for physics there would be no stopping me.
dog in a bathtub: when you're performing anal on a chick and you stick your nuts in her ass and try to hold them in there so they don't "jump out", like a dog in a bathtub.
Your heart is my pinata.
Then kick her hands out.
HA!
In Wales when you ask for a half and half it means you want rice AND chips with your curry.
Ok, this one is really fuckin twisted, so bear with me.
The red sock: When you're fucking a girl in the ass, donkey punch her. Then, after her anus tightens because she's unconscious, pull your dick out real fast so it pulls out part of her lower intestine with it.
Never tried it, never will, but it has that same sort of draw to it as dead baby jokes or watching blind people walking into stuff. You know you shouldn't laugh, but damn.
That sounds like some kind of 1950's space station computer chirping.
It's the best I could do on short notice. I wanted the classic Daffy Duck onstage with a silent audience, single cricket chirp. YouTubes failed me.
Damn, that's harsh.
Bump.
The Pirate is when you shoot your load in one of your partner's eyes, causing them to close the one eye shut. You then kick them in the shin and make them hobble about the room. the majority of the time, they will be groaning in frustration there by sounding like a pirate as well.
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!" and such.
This is why we can't have nice things.
this thread is horrible and how did I not come across it before?
Hehe, come across. I know you did that on purpose, though.
This thread used to have a lot more posts, I think, too.
I have no idea what you are talking about
Two-thirds of Around The World.
Wanna take a guess now?