Protecting herself from fruit

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wentzel25
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Did anyone else find this chapter to be the funniest single chapter of chuck's books? I was laughing uncontrollably while reading it, and even my girlfriend (who absolutley hates Chuck) laughed her ass off when I had her read that chapter.

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 which one is that???

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Don't remember what number it is. But it's when her parents give her all the condoms for christmas, and then they sit around practicing putting them on bananas so that she doesn't get AIDS like her bro.

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hahahaha yeah i was laughing the whole time!
imaginneeee how embarassing that would be!

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i once read a short story about a sex ed teacher who had students race to see who could condom/de-condom bananas most quickly, the prize being a wheel barrow full of condoms. one of the students couldn't help himself, became insatiably hungry and ate his banana.

no wheelbarrow for him.

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" This is a trap. If I say, Oh, yeah, I roll rubbers onto new dry erections all the time, I’ll get the slut lecture from my father. But if I tell them, No, we’ll get to spend Christmas Day practicing to protect me from fruit. "

My mother starts up from her chair and says, “I’ll go run get those bananas.” She says, “Just to be on the safe side, your father and I can’t wait to see you try on some of your presents.”

hahahaha.
love it

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It probably was the funniest single chapter of one of Chucks books.

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The most memorable part of Chuck's most memorable book.

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That's one of my favorite parts!
I was trying to explain it to my friends, but because they didn't know the whole story (and probably because I was laughing so much) they didn't really understand.
But this shows how much humor is in the books.

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I thought the whole book was unbelievably hilarious in a fucked up kind of way