Protecting herself from fruit
Did anyone else find this chapter to be the funniest single chapter of chuck's books? I was laughing uncontrollably while reading it, and even my girlfriend (who absolutley hates Chuck) laughed her ass off when I had her read that chapter.
Tell me again about how much of an asshole I am.
Don't remember what number it is. But it's when her parents give her all the condoms for christmas, and then they sit around practicing putting them on bananas so that she doesn't get AIDS like her bro.
Tell me again about how much of an asshole I am.
hahahaha yeah i was laughing the whole time!
imaginneeee how embarassing that would be!
i once read a short story about a sex ed teacher who had students race to see who could condom/de-condom bananas most quickly, the prize being a wheel barrow full of condoms. one of the students couldn't help himself, became insatiably hungry and ate his banana.
no wheelbarrow for him.
" This is a trap. If I say, Oh, yeah, I roll rubbers onto new dry erections all the time, I’ll get the slut lecture from my father. But if I tell them, No, we’ll get to spend Christmas Day practicing to protect me from fruit. "
My mother starts up from her chair and says, “I’ll go run get those bananas.” She says, “Just to be on the safe side, your father and I can’t wait to see you try on some of your presents.”
hahahaha.
love it
`He said he would come in,' the White Queen went on, `because he was looking for a hippopotamus. Now, as it happened, there wasn't such a thing in the house, that morning.'
`Is there generally?' Alice asked in an astonished tone.
`Well, only on Thursdays,' said the Queen.
It probably was the funniest single chapter of one of Chucks books.
The most memorable part of Chuck's most memorable book.
That's one of my favorite parts!
I was trying to explain it to my friends, but because they didn't know the whole story (and probably because I was laughing so much) they didn't really understand.
But this shows how much humor is in the books.
I thought the whole book was unbelievably hilarious in a fucked up kind of way
which one is that???