Felching!

You know, it occurs to me, maybe this is what people originally meant when they said [I]tongue in cheek![/I]

[QUOTE=RandomThought]That's really disturbing if true.[/QUOTE]
You're not so bad looking yourself. I'm still looking for volunteers.

*braces for slap in the face*

[QUOTE=meatthinker]You know, it occurs to me, maybe this is what people originally meant when they said [I]tongue in cheek![/I] :D[/QUOTE]
I wanna know what they mean by [I]bright-eyed and bushy-tailed[/I]. Or blue-nose gopher. The English language is a strange bastard indeed.

you ever see those lazy ass squirrels with the scrawny tails? you know they're the hobos of squirreldom, but the bushy tails, they fucking rule the land.

as for blue-nose gopher, i've never heard that.

The squirrels where I'm from scare the crap out of me. They're like crack fiends. I was eating chips and a squirrel jumped right on the table and gave me this menacing look. I threw him a chip and it landed on the squirrel's back. He got it and stood there, munching away.

Chimpmunks!!!!

Sword-chucks, nunchucks, woodchucks!

[QUOTE=For Serious]Sword-chucks, nunchucks, woodchucks![/QUOTE]

Someone's been peeking!

Someone's been lurking at the Felching Thread!

Cover: blown.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Cover: blown.[/QUOTE]

They should have a Cuteness counter at the Cult for you, Brak, like that National Debt monitor in NYC, with numbers in the trillions and always growing......

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Cover: blown.[/QUOTE]

You are a porn star, aren't you?!

[QUOTE=Jeebus]You are a porn star, aren't you?![/QUOTE]
Just when the thread about felching was getting away from sex talk, we get a porn comment.

Haha, Prof. Awwww.

[QUOTE=Jeebus]You are a porn star, aren't you?![/QUOTE]

That edit button sure comes in handy, doesn't it? Don't think I didn't see your original post, cheeser.

[QUOTE=For Serious]Just when the thread about felching was getting away from sex talk, we get a porn comment.[/QUOTE]

As if your machine hasn't been a phallic reminder of oddball sex the whole time!

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Haha, Prof. Awwww.
.[/QUOTE]

Awww. *squeeeeeeeeeeeze*

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]That edit button sure comes in handy, doesn't it? Don't think I didn't see your original post, cheeser.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but shit happens. I'm not that mean of a guy, brak.

[QUOTE=owenwarland]As if your machine hasn't been a phallic reminder of oddball sex the whole time![/QUOTE]
My machine? I'll have you know my dillywhacker has been called many things, but only those who have experienced it have ever called it a machine.

I saw Jeebus' original post too. Even I wouldn't go there with Brak. She got too much class for that.

Class? Oh, man. Do I have you fooled. Bwaaa haaa haaaa! Er, was that my outside voice?

I thought the curd's original comment was funny, actually.

He should change it back. Self-censoring pussy.

No disrespect.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]I thought the curd's original comment was funny, actually.[/QUOTE]

I designate you the only one to call me that from now on.

It might have been funny, but it was kind of crude. Which really isn't my style, it can be if I'm pissed, but I wasn't. So, I considered it a low blow. Hehe, low blow. Get it? Hahah. Low blow! No, seriously, do you get it?

Oh boy. I left the "gun" out of "machine gun." I'm getting way too punchy to be posting much longer.

Freudian slip, owen. All that talk about phallus got you all riled up.

[QUOTE=For Serious]Freudian slip, owen. All that talk about phallus got you all riled up.[/QUOTE]

Dude, you're the penguin sporting the "big gun."

Hi Nicky.

Oh no. A taste of my own medicine!

I'd say it was a taste of [i] his [/i] own medicine. If you know what I mean. wink wink.

I'm gonna go brush my teeth

You enjoying this shiz?
You know who you are.

i laughed so hard, i didnt know what it meant, i read it to my mum hahahaha she found it amusing.

I knew what it meant before I read it. I don't even remember how I found out, but I probably cried for hours after I did.

Yeah, I knew what it was before reading Invisible Monsters. I thought it was funny when he talked about it. Disturbing but funny.

i knew whay felching was from john waters cause he used to scream out at strangers calling them FELCH QUEENS!!!!!!

I didn't know what it was before I read it.
That book just rid me of all my innocence.

i take it you've heard of everything else BUT felching.

i like you.