Felching!

[QUOTE=For Serious]So how many of you perverts knew what felching was before reading IM? Not me, strangely enough. Now that I know, I'm seeing more and more references to it and I laugh and other people are wondering what I'm laughing at. Like in South Park the movie, Big Gay Al comes out and there's a sign that says Felcher and Sons. And on Family Guy, the dyslexic theater is showing Chevy Chase in "Felch". Good stuff.[/QUOTE]
me neither.
wish i had never learned.
gross.

I don't know what it means , and I'm pretty happy about that.

I haven't even read IM yet, but I've known for a long time what felching is...unfortunately.

I didn't know either. I wish I could forget it now.

Damn! Two minutes after posting and already 3 replies. You know felching is gross if even porn movies don't do it.

I dunno, I saw that and laughed and just thought I should post for some reason...oh yah and I totally dig your name, I've been trying to use it in sentences in posts. Are you for serious? No way!

I don't think I'll be able to work your name into casual conversations:

ForSerious: What do you want to be when you grow up, little boy?
Small Child: I want to be prezzydent!
ForSerious: Well, you certainly are a peon of grand ambitions, aren't you.
Small Child: *confused look on face*

Nah, doesn't quite work.

Anyway, back to the felching. The thing about it is, it seems to be degrading to both parties involved, unlike other perverse sex stuff where it's just degrading for one person. I don't think I need to give examples. Unless you people want some. You sick bastards.

There's a town in Michigan near where I'm originally from named Felch. Just a little fyi for anyone who gives a rip.

Maybe it's someone in that town that invented it, thus naming it Felch-ing. Ha, you learn somethin' new everyday.

Felch
Hell
Gaylord
michigan is full of fun names

i always think of felching when turkey's being sliced now

I read IM a long time ago, but is fletching when one guy eats the sperm out of another guys buttocks? I don't really remember that's what I'm associating with the word. That isn't much different than Tossing Salad is it? I mean the jam or jelly you put on the brown blinking eye is just man jelly right? But it is kinda gross.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]gives a rip.[/QUOTE]
You talk like the kids in Hanson. :eek:

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]You talk like the kids in Hanson. :eek:[/QUOTE]

You obviously know that because you're a Hanson fanboy. :eek:, indeed!

[QUOTE=Peon of Grand Ambitions]I read IM a long time ago, but is fletching when one guy eats the sperm out of another guys buttocks? I don't really remember that's what I'm associating with the word. That isn't much different than Tossing Salad is it? I mean the jam or jelly you put on the brown blinking eye is just man jelly right? But it is kinda gross. :([/QUOTE]

You spelled it wrong. [b]Felching[/b] is when a guy eats the sperm out of the other guy's butt. [b]Fletching[/b] is the(or a) way to carve a turkey... I think it's that. It does have something to do with carving a turkey though.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]You obviously know that because you're a Hanson fanboy. :eek:, indeed![/QUOTE]

FYI, I happen to be a Hanson fan. They've grown up both musically and physically and have come to HAHAHAHAHA... I couldn't bring myself to finish that sentence. Hanson... more like Schmanson... woah, Manson, Hanson... coincidence? I think so.

Before I read IM, I thought it was the gerbil up the ass thing that I always suspected was 99.9% urban legend. I've known lots of gay guys, some pretty weird gay guys, and I couldn't see them playing with rodents.

The IM explanation makes more sense to me, not as in something I'd want to do, but something I could believe people do.

I'd eat Parker Posey's poop, but I don't think I'd suck my seed and KY out of her.

I had no idea before I read the book, and now,... well let's just say I haven't been the same sence.

hehe

thanks for the corrections, isn't fletching also the feathers or whatnot on arrows?

[QUOTE=jACKs c0Ld sWEAt]FYI, I happen to be a Hanson fan. They've grown up both musically and physically and have come to HAHAHAHAHA... I couldn't bring myself to finish that sentence.[/QUOTE]

Heh. Good...because I couldn't bring myself to finish reading it. As for the Manson/Hanson thing, I actually think it's not a co-inky-dink.

This discussion is EXACTLY the sort of thing The Cult needs to perk things up.

I hypothesize that felching would be easier to do with a straw, preferably from McDonalds as those have a larger diameter than some other places. Or maybe a turkey baster. Either way, the whole ass sucking thing does not appeal to me regardless of the sexes involved, I'm just not a fan of anal stuff in general. Although I have information from an anonymous but probably reliable source that the Pope enjoys having his [I]shitbox tongue-jacked[/I].

I went to your site, it's cool, but YOU CALL YOURSELF PORKCHOP!?

[QUOTE=meatthinker]This discussion is EXACTLY the sort of thing The Cult needs to perk things up.

I hypothesize that felching would be easier to do with a straw, preferably from McDonalds as those have a larger diameter than some other places. Or maybe a turkey baster. Either way, the whole ass sucking thing does not appeal to me regardless of the sexes involved, I'm just not a fan of anal stuff in general. Although I have information from an anonymous but probably reliable source that the Pope enjoys having his [I]shitbox tongue-jacked[/I].[/QUOTE]
You don't even really need a straw if you get 'em gaping real good. And for whoever said it, it doesn't necessarily have to be a gay thing. But for some reason, I'm thinking a straight guy is gonna be less willing to have sperm in his mouth than a gay dude.

And I'm only a fan of "anal stuff" when it's with a girl who knows how to prep herself. A shower is the basic minimum, but preferably you want her to get an enema beforehand. And god damn her if she has to take a crap and doesn't tell you before you get in there. :eek: No one likes getting into a shitty situation.

*wretches all over computer*

[QUOTE=For Serious]You don't even really need a straw if you get 'em gaping real good. And for whoever said it, it doesn't necessarily have to be a gay thing. But for some reason, I'm thinking a straight guy is gonna be less willing to have sperm in his mouth than a gay dude.

And I'm only a fan of "anal stuff" when it's with a girl who knows how to prep herself. A shower is the basic minimum, but preferably you want her to get an enema beforehand. And god damn her if she has to take a crap and doesn't tell you before you get in there. :eek: No one likes getting into a shitty situation.[/QUOTE]
Whan I saw the tread title and who posted it this is pretty much what I expected to find :eek:

Have I offended you?

Aw, c'mon, Brock's gone. Someone has to keep this place filthy and indecent.

[QUOTE=For Serious]Have I offended you?

Aw, c'mon, Brock's gone. Someone has to keep this place filthy and indecent.[/QUOTE]
Not at all!! I think your great! [SIZE=3][B]Bring on the filth and indecency!![/B][/SIZE]

[QUOTE=ALP]Whan I saw the tread title and who posted it this is pretty much what I expected to find :eek:[/QUOTE]I've known what felching was from day one, my pedophile uncle/aunt taught me at age 2 that it was a neat and tidy way to clean up after anal mucus William Burroughs stylee sex. And by the way alpo get a real photo or blank page yer avatar! pretentious twit.

[QUOTE=morey]I've known what felching was from day one, my pedophile uncle/aunt taught me at age 2 that it was a neat and tidy way to clean up after anal mucus William Burroughs stylee sex. And by the way alpo get a real photo or blank page yer avatar! pretentious twit.[/QUOTE]
Why do you hate me so? :confused:

I've noticed he hates a lot of people, so don't take it personal.

morey would this be a better avatar for me?
[IMG]http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:d4XZCSPNCPgJ:www.shopfoodex.com/catalog/images/202x3591chopedogfood3_lg.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=For Serious]I've noticed he hates a lot of people, so don't take it personal.[/QUOTE]
He doesn't hate me!
*gloats*

When did this thread become about insults and hate anyway? Back to the felching, people. This thread is about love. Love expressed when one loving soul blows his gunk into another loving soul's anus, then proceeds to suck it out. That, my friends, is love.

That was so gross, I had to laugh.

You gotta admit though, it takes a lot of trust to be on either end of that activity. You don't felch with strangers.

<--------- This guy's ready for some felching. (the emoticon, not me)

Hmmmmmm. The way you've been talking about it, I have to wonder if that emoticon isn't really you...

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Hmmmmmm. The way you've been talking about it, I have to wonder if that emoticon isn't really you...[/QUOTE]
Ever heard the phrase "I'll try anything once." Let's just leave it at that.

Consider it left...

But you're pretty bravely adventurous.

[QUOTE=For Serious]Ever heard the phrase "I'll try anything once." Let's just leave it at that.[/QUOTE]
That's really disturbing if true.

[QUOTE=For Serious]Ever heard the phrase "I'll try anything once." Let's just leave it at that.[/QUOTE]
I used to say that, but then I tried drugs and decided that I better get some standards and raise the bar a bit and that's the truth. Some things like jumping off a bridge, eating fugu, or having a coke stroke you might only get to try once.

From the way that jizz smells, especially after it's been saved up for a few days, I wouldn't expect it to taste very good, though I've heard that it's "salty" maybe it makes a good dip or acoutrement for beer or tequila. I've heard that butt tastes like liver, but usually doesn't smell very good. Maybe the two are complementary or something, or maybe it's an acquired taste like caviar.

[QUOTE=meatthinker]I've heard that it's "salty" maybe it makes a good dip or acoutrement for beer or tequila.[/QUOTE]

Haha, but ewwwwwww.

The taste of jizz tends to reflect the jizzers diet. High salt diets make for salty jizz. I read that somewhere.

Maybe I'm just weird, but I'm not taken aback by my jizz like I am other bodily fluids. If I were to get shit or piss on me I'd get grossed out and disgusted. But I've blown my load on my belly (and chest) enough times and it's never grossed me out. And I've never found it offensive to ask a girl to swallow, but I'd never do any of that piss/scat stuff because it absolutely sickens me.

I've heard pineapple has an effect, too, although I can't remember what, exactly...mostly likely sour. Like duh.

Speaking of golden showers, someone I know was dating this one girl and the first time they had sex, she begged him to pee inside of her and that pretty much put the kibosh on the relationship.

What you DON'T do is end the relationship. You use that as a bargaining chip. That way, next time I want to try some freaky stuff of my own and she says no, I'll be like "Remember that time I pissed in you? Yeah, now bend over and pass the lube. We ain't got all night and you've got school tomorrow."

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]I've heard pineapple has an effect, too, although I can't remember what, exactly...mostly likely sour. Like duh.

Speaking of golden showers, someone I know was dating this one girl and the first time they had sex, she begged him to pee inside of her and that pretty much put the kibosh on the relationship.[/QUOTE]
That last part is mighty weird. But the golden showers part reminded me that whenever I hear the Creed song [I]Higher[/I] the line about [I]golden streams[/I] always makes me feel like I have to go pee!

Uh...so you would use a chick as a urinal?

That just freaked him out too much, I guess, because she was really adamant that he do it and it turned him off from her completely. But that would definitely be a good bargaining chip for someone less squeamish.

PS there was an article in Maxxim about some kind of powder that's supposed to make your come taste better, then there was a really funny letter to the editor that they printed from this guy complaining that he tried it and tasted his come and it still didn't taste good.

Everything tastes better when it's sitting on a Ritz!

Craptacular! I'm seriously eating some Ritz crackers right now. Ack!

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Uh...so you would use a chick as a urinal?[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't enjoy it. Like I said, it would be purely political. Quid pro quo. Scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. That kinda thing.