Michael Jackson as Tender Branson

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Sun, 07/05/2009 - 21:38

lumpy1126

Joined: 08/29/2008

There seems to be many parallels between Tender Branson and Michael Jackson (even their names are similar!). The sexual hangups, perscription drug abuse, plastic surgeries, staged weddings, and then the sad ending. The similarities go on and on. Was Tender Branson loosely based on Michael Jackson? Is Chuck a psychic or just very observant of our culture?

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 22:19

nathaniel parker

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you do know Tender doesn't die in the end, right?

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 22:37

Tuffy

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Yeah, it's got a happy ending.

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Sun, 07/05/2009 - 22:38

Tuffy

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I like happy endings.

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Sun, 07/05/2009 - 22:45

Giggan

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How are Tender Branson and Michael Jackson similar names? They're each 4 syllables?

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Sun, 07/05/2009 - 23:23

nathaniel parker

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they each end in -son.

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 23:24

nathaniel parker

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also, teNder bransOn - MichaeL

everyone knows the -LMNO- always go together.

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 23:52

Tuffy

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Well, their cadence is identical.

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