Michael Jackson as Tender Branson
There seems to be many parallels between Tender Branson and Michael Jackson (even their names are similar!). The sexual hangups, perscription drug abuse, plastic surgeries, staged weddings, and then the sad ending. The similarities go on and on. Was Tender Branson loosely based on Michael Jackson? Is Chuck a psychic or just very observant of our culture?
Yeah, it's got a happy ending.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I like happy endings.
This is why we can't have nice things.
How are Tender Branson and Michael Jackson similar names? They're each 4 syllables?
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
they each end in -son.
also, teNder bransOn - MichaeL
everyone knows the -LMNO- always go together.
Well, their cadence is identical.
This is why we can't have nice things.


you do know Tender doesn't die in the end, right?