Who would u NOT fight? (A.K.A. The Bad Muthafuckas thread)

shit, that is one tough mothefucker, im pretty sure i wouldnt fight him. oh yes i wouldnt fight Scott glenn from Buffalo Soldiers.

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]shit, that is one tough mothefucker, im pretty sure i wouldnt fight him. oh yes i wouldnt fight Scott glenn from Buffalo Soldiers.[/QUOTE]
That was a good film.

even dead, i dont think id fight john wayne

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]That was a good film.[/QUOTE]
cleanliness is next to godliness

i think i would fight muhammed ali
all brain damaged and all i bet i could knock his ass out
how many people can say theyve done that ?
not very many i tell you !

but i wouldnt fight tatiyana ali that chick is tough !

this question is a lot harder to answer then who i would fight

I wouldn't fight Henry Rollins. That guy is full of rage.

Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell. I wouldn't fight Chuck Liddell. I wouldn't fight my Mom either.

[QUOTE=marte] I wouldn't fight my Mom either.[/QUOTE]

I would never even have thought about fighting my mother in order to think of NOT fighting her.

:cool:

that's badass

[QUOTE=jase]Okay, I'll start with [URL=http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/kenya_leopard_dc;_ylt=A86.I2Rb5LlCCCwAmwoDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl]this 73-year-old guy[/URL], who got attacked by a leopard, and opted to fight back bare-handed, dropping his machete and ripping out the big kitty's tongue.

Who would you NOT fight?[/QUOTE]
Wow, this guy is badass. [QUOTE]"It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping." [/QUOTE]

any leper, or diseased motherfucker.

good point, not someone infected with hiv, cause if the fights bad enough, their blood and your blood start to mambo

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]good point, not someone infected with hiv, cause if the fights bad enough, their blood and your blood start to mambo[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://images.killermovies.com/x/xxx/TommyMorrison.jpg[/IMG] :aids boxer !

whattt.... didnt they ban boxers infected?

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]whattt.... didnt they ban boxers infected?[/QUOTE]
yeah hes retired because of the aidness but still if someone fought him i bet hed use his boxing knowledge to put the beat down on them

i think i would fight the leopard guy because how cool would it be to tell people you got your ass kicked by that leopard guy ? damn cool is how much !
the 73 years old thing though would be kinda hard to get over

[QUOTE=karbunkle]i think i would fight the leopard guy because how cool would it be to tell people you got your ass kicked by that leopard guy ? damn cool is how much !
the 73 years old thing though would be kinda hard to get over[/QUOTE]
holy fuck, karbunkle's stoned out of his gord

[QUOTE=jase]holy fuck, karbunkle's stoned out of his gord[/QUOTE]
not yet but what a great idea !
cheers!

[QUOTE=karbunkle]not yet but what a great idea !
cheers![/QUOTE]
oh it must be... someone else then. something made that funny dammit!

1. [url=www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/vinci/sketch/vitruvian.jpg]The Vitruvian man[/url]. He's got four arms and four legs, plus he's pissed off because he can't find any clothes.

2. Charleton Heston. Yeah, he's old and stuff, but he'd shoot you one second into the fight.

3. That guy who fell into a cravasse in Utah, then waited for a week with no food or water before he cut off his own arm with a dull pocketknife. Not just because he's tougher than me, but because he could probably gouge my eyes out with a hook.

4. Vlad the Impaler. I know he's been dead for 450 years, but dude, no. Unless it suddenly becomes cool to get stabbed, no.

5. John Glenn, or any other astronaut. This is based on my unfounded theory that all astronauts were trained in some kind of zero-gravity kickboxing in case they ever had to duke it out with Soviet cosmonauts.

[QUOTE=Spike]1. [url=www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/vinci/sketch/vitruvian.jpg]The Vitruvian man[/url]. He's got four arms and four legs, plus he's pissed off because he can't find any clothes.

2. Charleton Heston. Yeah, he's old and stuff, but he'd shoot you one second into the fight.

3. That guy who fell into a cravasse in Utah, then waited for a week with no food or water before he cut off his own arm with a dull pocketknife. Not just because he's tougher than me, but because he could probably gouge my eyes out with a hook.

4. Vlad the Impaler. I know he's been dead for 450 years, but dude, no. Unless it suddenly becomes cool to get stabbed, no.

5. John Glenn, or any other astronaut. This is based on my unfounded theory that all astronauts were trained in some kind of zero-gravity kickboxing in case they ever had to duke it out with Soviet cosmonauts.[/QUOTE]
hahahaha lmfao, you have no idea how badly i was cracking up at your first guy, i fell on the floor and hurt my head!

hmm hmmm hmmm. id never fight harry potter because he such a cool guy.i wouldnt fight nikki sixx or any other motley crue guys. read some nasty stories about them.

i wouldn't fight daley because i heard he's a ninja.

[QUOTE=JKuhlmann]i wouldn't fight daley because i heard he's a ninja.[/QUOTE]

Are you from NC, JKuhlmann? Just a question, your screen name looks like someone i know.

I wouldn't fight Richard Simmons, despite his uber flamer qualities I bet he'd fight to the last bit of blood left in his body and constantly try to pin you down greco roman wrestling style. Him and Joan Rivers they just scare me.

[QUOTE=JKuhlmann]i wouldn't fight daley because i heard he's a ninja.[/QUOTE]
daleys as gentle as a pussy cat.

he is a pussy cat

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]daleys as gentle as a pussy cat.

he is a pussy cat[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JKuhlmann]i wouldn't fight daley because i heard he's a ninja.[/QUOTE]

Okay, let's get some fucking things straight right here and right fucking now.

Yer both correct. Damn you for revieling the true me.

[QUOTE=rkdaley]Okay, let's get some fucking things straight right here and right fucking now.

Yer both correct. Damn you for revieling the true me.[/QUOTE]
haha, you bastard. i always knew you were part of The First Gentle Pussy Ninja's Club

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]haha, you bastard. i always knew you were part of The First Gentle Pussy Ninja's Club[/QUOTE]

How do I join this club? You know some say that I show the true potential to become a Ninja some day...

[QUOTE=AlkalineMidnight]How do I join this club? You know some say that I show the true potential to become a Ninja some day...[/QUOTE]
yes but a pussy?....cat?

meow.

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]haha, you bastard. i always knew you were part of The First Gentle Pussy Ninja's Club[/QUOTE]

Oh, I thought that said Gentile Pussy.

Nevermind then.

[QUOTE=rkdaley]Oh, I thought that said Gentile Pussy.

Nevermind then.[/QUOTE]
ahahahaha

wow, im dying, that was hilarious

i know two sisters last name is Gentile, i make fun of them so much, they claim is pronounced [jen-teal]

[QUOTE=CourtneyTyler]Are you from NC, JKuhlmann? Just a question, your screen name looks like someone i know.[/QUOTE]

nah....long island.....the guy you're talking about is probably the bastard ass who took jkuhlmann on ebay and yahoo, tell him i'm lookin for him.

[QUOTE=JKuhlmann]nah....long island.....the guy you're talking about is probably the bastard ass who took jkuhlmann on ebay and yahoo, tell him i'm lookin for him.[/QUOTE]

You got it homie.

[img]http://theland.antgear.com/christopher_walken.jpg[/img]

i would not fight christopher walken. he looks like he would hurt me or maybe he would get some sexy touching in when i was down.

[QUOTE=CourtneyTyler]You got it homie.[/QUOTE]

just goofin

nice picture snuff, doesnt come up

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]nice picture snuff, doesnt come up[/QUOTE]

hmmm, i'm seeing it.

here's another one:

[img]http://www.ojai.net/swanson/images/nypost.jpg[/img]

yea this one came up

thats wierd i had a dream i was in the town he ran in The Rundown

snuffy do you have a copy of king of new york?

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]snuffy do you have a copy of king of new york?[/QUOTE]

no i don;t, i didn;t even know it was available.

I've been in a LOT of fights and I usually go in strong, but there's this one junkie who I absolutely love kicking the shit out of. I had heard he finally got AIDS but I can't help myself from punching this fucker. We've got history. So when I see him these days it's all foot work unless I've got my riding gloves on or something. Fighting is fun.

[QUOTE=snuffy]no i don;t, i didn;t even know it was available.[/QUOTE]
everyone says its awesome, i want to see it, but blockbsuter only has it to buy

[URL=http://www.birdwatchersdigest.com/site/backyardbirds/hummingbirds/mantis-hummer.aspx?sc=birdwireJul2005]Don't fuck with a praying mantis![/URL]

From the article:

[I]As you can see from the photographs this hungry mantis captured and killed a hummingbird not much smaller than itself. The mantis used its spiny left foreleg to impale the hummingbird through the chest while leaving his right leg free.

We surmised that the mantis ran the hummer through and dangled its full weight on its foreleg while he consumed the flesh of the hummingbird from the abdomen. After he had his fill, the mantis gave his foreleg several swift jerks and freed his leg.[/I]

[URL=http://www.northbaykungfu.com/images/sifu-wf.jpg]You offended my master ![/URL]

[QUOTE=snuffy]no i don;t, i didn;t even know it was available.[/QUOTE]

It is. Glorious two disc too.

[QUOTE=franc tireur][URL=http://www.northbaykungfu.com/images/sifu-wf.jpg]You offended my master ![/URL][/QUOTE]

Righteous.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]It is. Glorious two disc too.[/QUOTE]

i need to tget this.

[QUOTE=snuffy]i need to tget this.[/QUOTE]

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I wouldn't fight anybody who stunk real bad i mean real bad cause they could stinkify you into a vulnerable state clouding your ability to focus clearly.

I try not to fight anybody that could kill me in a single punch, I'm talking of course about Ninjas.