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Fertility_Hollis
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Hmmm... I want to fight someone that could really beat the shit out of me. Just to feel it once. But also all the Utah(I lived in Wyoming too and it's a lot of the same. SO maybe saying just fakes would be better because I'm sure their everywhere) fakes I'm around on a daily basis. Not out of anger. I think it would really help them to feel that kind of pain and release so they can stop trying to replace that void in their lives with stupid shit.

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I wanna put on a red track suit, right? Wash a bull down with an LSD soaked rag, right? And fight it!

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Every slow walking person in this world, as well as those fools who feel that their cell-phone is sooooooo important that they have to endanger the rest of us and talk on it while driving. Hang up the phone, and FOCUS ON DRIVING!!!

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How about you worry more about how you drive and not me.

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Fertility_Hollis wrote:

Hmmm... I want to fight someone that could really beat the shit out of me. Just to feel it once. But also all the Utah(I lived in Wyoming too and it's a lot of the same. SO maybe saying just fakes would be better because I'm sure their everywhere) fakes I'm around on a daily basis. Not out of anger. I think it would really help them to feel that kind of pain and release so they can stop trying to replace that void in their lives with stupid shit.

greetings from salt lake shitty!here the void is filled with Jesus and jello salad

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i'd totally fight jessica alba.

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i'd totally wrestle jessica alba.

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i'd totally cover jessica alba in fluffernutter and then lick her clean.

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I'd fight all the people who have the potential to be something great, but they don't act on it because instead they're wasting their time doing the pointless.

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Elizabeth_ wrote:

I'd fight all the people who have the potential to be something great, but they don't act on it because instead they're wasting their time doing the pointless.

alright then. Put 'em up!!

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Archedgar.

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President Andrew Jackson. Sure he was a fucking scumbag, but he was a tough motherfucker. He got shot, didn't move, and then shot the guy who shot him!

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Plus he killed a lot of Indians.

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Gene Kelly, on set of Singing in the rain 1951 or 52 or whatever. Yeah he hasn't Sweden if he's able to sing in the rain.

As for a living person... Even if i only get one punch to hit, like if he totally fucked me up after that... A swing at 50 Cent would be worth it.

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Stephen Hawking.

Yes, I know he's in a wheelchair.

Yes, I know he can't fight back.

What, fights suddenly have to be fair now? I have to be the good guy for some reason?

Okay, someone who's NOT in a wheelchair?

How about Helen Keller?

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i think stephen hawking could kick some ass if he's really got one of those super-wheelchairs like he does on the Simpson's.

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nathaniel parker wrote:

i think stephen hawking could kick some ass if he's really got one of those super-wheelchairs like he does on the Simpson's.

You may be right. But I'll just have to take my chances...

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I'd Fight My Boyfriend. Why? Because I want him to physically feel what I really think about him.

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My old supervisor.
I would like to break his neck and then lite a cigrette and relax.

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Techno Viking.

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my psychiatrist

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John Lennon...but not really.

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