What do you want to acheive before you die?

Mario, is this scene in the book? I'm trying to remember. It's a good question, though. I'll have to think about it a bit.

Is this is trick question?... sir.. ?!?

Everyone MUST answer this question......

Despite the fact that the first rule of project mayhem is that you do not ask questions

Tour. It's happening this summer though, so hopefully I don't die in September.

yes, it is in the book. :>

chapter 18, page 145, two thirds the way down the page

Thank you darling!

Ummmm... I want to go to Moscow, Russia.

find someone to love who loves me back

go to egypt. write a book, or collection of short stories. have kids.

To have the strenght not to answer This stoopid questions.
But I know I never will.

So what would it be?
get rich?
Rule the world!!!!!
*Insert the mundanes (sp?) idea you can come up here....

Have the self-respect to not post this insane post.
...oh well

Go to Africa and help people there that need it.

[QUOTE]yes, it is in the book. :>

chapter 18, page 145, two thirds the way down the page[/QUOTE]

in light of the other thread about religion i find it humorous that we cite chuck, literally, chapter and verse.

before i die i want to discover the truth--about everything. i want total freedom from propaganda. i want freedom from manipulation. i want freedom from public relations campaigns. i want to know what's really, really, really real.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by LRGR than LIFE [/i]
[B]Are you female ChiChi...? [/B][/QUOTE]

Ya, why?

kill myself like the way in survior that would be great

master my gung-fu

if not a whole house, then maybe i'd try to build a cabin in the woods. then see how long i can live in it. then, if that doesnt kill me, travel around ancient castles in europe and find spell books. then see how many of the spells work. if i'm still alive after that, then just find something interesting to do with the rest of my life, and then bid farewell to my friends before i die, and figure out who gets the spell book and the cabin.
of course, none of that is actually going happen. whats going happen is, i'm going end up working a a boring and pointless job, making just enough money to survive, and then die. miserable alone and forgotten.
kill yourself
kill yourself
kill yourself

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]in light of the other thread about religion i find it humorous that we cite chuck, literally, chapter and verse. [/B][/QUOTE]

Hehehe...

Actually, that's how I cite everything. Partly because it helps them find it quicker, but mostly because I'm an anal retentive geek.

Explode.

Serenade a girl with Mike Patton style crooning of the song ' This guys in love with you' !

Id be such a fraud.

[QUOTE]Actually, that's how I cite everything. Partly because it helps them find it quicker, but mostly because I'm an anal retentive geek.[/QUOTE]

fair enough.

[QUOTE]kill myself like the way in survior that would be great [/QUOTE]

now i'm going to be one...technically isn't that NOT something to do BEFORE you die?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[Bnow i'm going to be one...technically isn't that NOT something to do BEFORE you die? [/B][/QUOTE] The suicide will kill him. So no, you are wrong.

exactly. which is why this is a way TO die, not something to do BEFORE you die. choosing a method of suicide is choosing what you will do WHILE you die. the subject was BEFORE you die as in while you're still nowhere near death.

i think you were just looking for a way to say this:

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by LRGR than LIFE [/i]
[B]ChiChi, because you and I have the same goal before we die... [/B][/QUOTE]

....

anything i say here will be utterly moronic, so....

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by LRGR than LIFE [/i]
[B]ChiChi, because you and I have the same goal before we die... [/B][/QUOTE]

*shudders*

Ok, dude, that was a little too creepy even for me. ChiChi's probably on her way to the local courthouse to see how difficult it is to file a restraining order on someone you've never met.

Anyway, things I want to do before I die include seeing Europe, learn to cook well, and write a book. There are plenty of other things, but I'll just keep the list short.

real mature klopper.

Become a countercultural icon.

Raise a screwed up kid or two.

Eat Jimson Weed, run through the woods naked with a spear for a few days, and live to tell the tale.

Before I die... hmmm... save someones life? Would be kinda cool... get published... beat the living shit into someone who deserves it... forgive someone who deserves to be beaten or killed, and maybe even try and help them...

One million posts!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

now that i look back on it klopper's post slamming me a while back was actually pretty fucking funny.

look at us, little palahniuk-lettes

i want to buy a house in new orleans, fuck phil anselmo, plant a tree and write a book.

planting a tree's a cute idea. I'd say, write a few books, get a lover and have a massive statue dedicated to myself...not.

This was originally a "what would I do if I had 24 hours left to live thing," but it's probably applicable here too. I'd like to take my massive Oldsmobile 98 and find a new car still with the dealer plates on and smash it like Kathy Bates in Fried Green Tomatoes.

...I just really hate new cars. And the people who feel they need to buy them.

To actually take pleasure in answering the question, "What do you do for a living?" I can't bear it. Apart from that, finishing the novel I started god knows how many years ago would suffice nicely.

I want to succeed in college. Get a degree. Find a job. Be good at it. Find a good woman, marry her, and have three children. Raise them to be good Christians.

i just want to die happy. maybe peacefully is a better word.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by trypdwyre [/i]
[B]i just want to die happy. maybe peacefully is a better word. [/B][/QUOTE]
How about hard drugs?

I want to murder all of you!

Play god to the best of my ability.

--Aren't we all god?

really living would be nice.. im still working on perfecting that.

and making some films and harming the least amount of things possible would be nice as well.

id like to form a small army, a cult like gathering and use them to reak havic on america by conducting terrorist activities that involve no casualties but have devestating and lasting effects that alter the way people see the world

mabey not too original but....

goddamn i wanna by tyler durden

id also like to get my gf into the ideals of fight club so she doesnt dump me wen she finds out my passion lies in anti-materialist, anarchist rebellions

^^ I want to teach life according to zen how to spell. ^^
Kidding, couldn't care less.

Write and illustrate my own comic book! 

did anyone say Achieve Immortality yet?

and not that fake kind of immortality where people just remember you from your works but the real kind!

• I want to disregard everything that can have no effect on me. Or maybe disregard things /so/ theyll have no effect on me.
• I want to learn the difference between affect and effect. And then practice using the words correctly.
• I want to see every zombie movie ever made.
• I want to watch, in order, every movie series ever made.
• I want to travel the world and learn Spanish.
• I want to live in every biome and section of the US.
• I want to get at least one tattoo.
• I want someone to ask me to marry him.
• I want to get married and then not get divorced
• I want to have my photographs on billboards
• I want to own my own house on a beach attached to a body of salt water.
• I want to get start and then kick a drug habit.
• I want to travel across the country in a classic VW Beetle
• I want to have my palm read

Theres so much I want to do before I die. I hope I dont die for at least another 15 years.

Oh man, I saw Flight of the Living Dead! I thought it was hilarious! I passed by it the first time I saw it at Blockbuster. I was like... okay... Snakes on a Plane but with zombies, right?! And I was! I had to get it on the second pass. But if you want a truly awful zombie movie check out the "remake" of Day of the Dead. The two lines that should NEVER be uttered in a zombie movie, especially by a Marine and the person who knows whats going on: "Dont worry, its not loaded" and "It'll be fine, I poured bleach on it."

oh man. on acid, that movie was made just for me.

Have you tried the remake of night of the living dead in 3D? with sid haig? I think there's points in that where they don't even bother to use coherrant speech to convey dialogue.