RESURRECTED: If you could fight anyone: Who?
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Waggy The Dog [/i]
[B]no, i am a lawyer.
i am not the one with a facination with death, you ragga-muffin. [/B][/QUOTE]
You would be if I listened to you and did kill myself, after leaving instructions for pictures of the mess to be emailed to you. haha...that would be sweet, but I must live.
ya, that would show me.
are you goth? because THAT would taste like sugar.
you have some dying to do by the way, "suicidal and angry man for apparently no real reason"
Larry Anderson
Waggy, stop picking on people your size...
here's a goth ready to die if ya want one... c'mon bebe, tear me to shreds. i double, no, i [I]triple[/I] dare ya.
make. me. soap.
The sandy haired son of Hollywood
Lost his faith in all that's good
Closed the curtain, unplugged the clock
Hung his clothes on the shower rod
But he didn't get undressed
And no, he didn't seem depressed
in mourning of Jonathan Brandis~
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ugly ugly dollface [/i]
[B]Waggy, stop picking on people your size...
here's a goth ready to die if ya want one... c'mon bebe, tear me to shreds. i double, no, i [I]triple[/I] dare ya.
make. me. soap. [/B][/QUOTE]
Haha! Thanks, dollface!
people my size?
ugly, do you want to take this to the playground?
i double, no TRIPLE, no quadroople, dare you.
Larry Anderson
wirthless, since when do you need a dollface to die. voodoo shit?
i want this goth to die, unless he changes his life from a cliche to vibrating dildo.
goth be gone.
Larry Anderson
You missed about 7 hours worth of posts, jerk. Go to General Discussion.
I would fight Howard Dean. He is just as bad as Bush with his self praise and idiotic speeches. Did anyone catch the news last night, where he went into his shouting. That made me want to beat him until he bled from the ear. Politicians in general need a good ass kicking.
actually, Waggy, this goth here is a she.
oh, and thanks for wanting me to die... wanna have a fight some night? or aren't girls allowed?
The sandy haired son of Hollywood
Lost his faith in all that's good
Closed the curtain, unplugged the clock
Hung his clothes on the shower rod
But he didn't get undressed
And no, he didn't seem depressed
in mourning of Jonathan Brandis~
my penis has just gotten smaller, or bigger, i can never tell in my twenties.
Larry Anderson
I'd fight Hilary Duff, don't ask why 
I think I would fight Jon Stewart. I think he's awesome. I'm sure he's got some muscles under his suit and tie, and it'd be cool to meet him. Not that I think he'd hit a girl, but you asked.
I told you! I spent last summer with my uncle hunting wolverines!
Fuckin' a- Jon Stewart rocks. I think... I would fight... *thinks really hard*
Probably Britney.
Now before everyone starts calling me a wuss, I'd like to say that I'm a weakling and she's definitely a weakling, also... I think it'd be a pretty fair match.
Also, it's very hard for me to fight someone I like. I mean, I know hate isn't the point, but I wouldn't wanna hurt someone I love... I can't find it in me to do so...:rolleyes:
[COLOR=YellowGreen][FONT=Arial]Facts are simple and facts are straight. Facts are lazy and facts are late. Facts all come with points of view, facts don't do what I want them to. Facts just twist the truth around. Facts are living turned inside out. Facts are getting the best of them. Facts are nothing on the face of things. Facts don't stain the furniture, facts go out and slam the door. Facts are written all over your face. Facts continue to change their shape.[/COLOR][/FONT]
If I could fight anyone living it'd be Rev. Jerry Falwell. He represents most of what I hate about Christianity and he's pretty old, so he shouldn't be any trouble.
Someone from history that I'd love to fight is Adam. I'd kick his fig-leaf wearing ass and have crazy primal sex with Eve.
The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity. - Steve Aylett, "Toxicology"
I would fight Joan Rivers because she's a hollow, superficial, cyborg. If she gets another facelft she's gonna start pissing out her forehead.
And it be cool to see her nine facelifts snapp off her skull like a rubberband when I knock her out. lol.
[QUOTE=Lazlosdead]Billy Corgan~ I just hate him.[/QUOTE]
i agree...i very much dislike him...lol
[B][COLOR=Pink][FONT=Tahoma]~Michelle~
"When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B]
[QUOTE=Nightrious]Vincent Van Gogh:
He lopped his ear off, drew some shitty paintings, shot himself in the stomach with a shotgun and his paintings sold after he was long dead.
And we have to learn about him in school?
He deserves a beating, what an assgrain.
Christopher Reeve:
Just because it would piss everyone off.
Chuck Palahniuk:
Could 'Dancing with the devil in hell' better fit a situation?[/QUOTE]
NOOOOOOOO don't fight superman!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not cool mister...lol
[B][COLOR=Pink][FONT=Tahoma]~Michelle~
"When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B]
[QUOTE=bonjovigrl]i agree...i very much dislike him...lol[/QUOTE]
You guys dont like Billy Corgan? Fuck...I love the Smashing Pumpkins.
[B]"STFU n00b.pwned."[/B] -[I]God. [/I]
[B]"I, Inigo Montoya, do challenge you, coward, pig, killer, ass, fool, to battle."[/B] -[I]Inigo, The Princess Bride[/I]
[B]"...life is not fair. Forget all the garbage your parents put out. Remember Morgenstern. You'll be a lot happier."[/B] [I]- William goldman[/I]
[QUOTE=MusicShapedHole]I'd fight Conan O'Brien. Mostly because I adore the guy to death, but I get the feelin' he could totally hold his own in a fight. I think we'd have a pretty decent run at it. We're both tall Irish fellas. The only difference is that he's super-cool, while I am only semi-cool.[/QUOTE]
Umm you're Irish and you say "super-cool" so no...you're def. super-cool....i say that all the time...lol
[B][COLOR=Pink][FONT=Tahoma]~Michelle~
"When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B]
[QUOTE=sweetjane790]i'd beat up hilary duff..
she is creepy..
her and avril lavigne..[/QUOTE]
yes kill Hilary...but not avril...i'd do her before i'd hit her...lol
[B][COLOR=Pink][FONT=Tahoma]~Michelle~
"When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B]
I'd fight everyone. Just like how the narrator signed a fight with every guy in Fight Club, I'd fight everyone in the world. Everbody has something to learn.
For a more interesting pick: I'd fight someone who'd beat my ass, i.e. Chuck Himself. There's nothing rewarding or fun about beating someone to a bloody pulp effortlessly. I am defined when I make myself win the uphill, impossible fight.
"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Fuck you Jack I be a lunatic"
- Mike Muir, [I]Suicidal Tendencies[/I]
I would fight Rene Zellwegger. I hate her...
And Robert de Niro, I love him, see my name's user but he didn't made really good films since a while...
no, i am a lawyer.
i am not the one with a facination with death, you ragga-muffin.
Larry Anderson