RESURRECTED: If you could fight anyone: Who?
When I first started posting on The Cult, this was a really popular thread for a while. As threads often do, it eventually went away. But we've got new people here now, so I'm bringing it back!
If you could fight anyone, who would it be?
Feel free to include WHY.
"Do you have 846 pounds of zinc? I don't!" -- The Laz.
"I was almost Six On Tha Dot. What a mistake that would have been." -- Six On The Dot
Jack Kerouac
It's not really about who you fight though, because you are fighting something else. I wouldn't fight anyone I dislike either. I just think Kerouac would put up a fight when he was in his prime (1940's). He was a football player, day labourer, and was in the service and he was a 'madman'.
little georgie bush... no reason needed.
until the revolution we are all dreaming slaves.
george bush. most definitely.
also jennifer lopez...lets see what you got miss jenny from the Bronx!!
[i would probably win only one of the fights mentioned above, and let me tell you, i would beat the crap out of dubya.]
We can't stop here...this is bat country!
witty response: you, for bringing this thread back to life
truthful response: Hemingway, the man was a born fighter.
oh, and i'd fight brody armstrong.
again, she would, too, kick my ass, but just getting a bit of aggression out on her would be worth it.
We can't stop here...this is bat country!
I don't think Hemmingway was all that tough in his later stages. He probably could kick some ass when he was running around in Europe, but once he settled down in Cuba--he was probably an old wuss.
I was at a Ray Bradbury reading where he talked about how him and Truman Capote. He told an interesting story about 'Papa's Parrot' and all of that.
Myself, seems to be the most satisfying fight I can think of.
Billy Corgan~ I just hate him.
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The Olsen twins, they need to be taken down a peg or two.
Quisiera batir el relleno fuera de Connie Chung y el individuo que inventaron las galletas del goldfish.
Kevin Costner
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i would say that i would have to fight Jay Leno... i just dont like his face (not including the chin...lol). and of course george bush but thats a gimmie.
Remember it's only after you've lost everything that your free to do anything.
In Chuck "I" Trust
Martha Stewart and Opera.
"A fool will study for twenty or thirty years and learn how to do something, but a wise man will study for twenty or thirty minutes and become an expert. In this world it isn't ability that counts, but authority."
-Barry Hughart
"Giant Typhoon Rips Through Graveyard, Hundreds Dead"
-Headline from The Daily Pennsylvanian
Someone i don't like- Mike Tyson - with a base ball bat and then i would run.
Someone I like- Dave Matthews - afterwards we would get drunk and stoned.
Someone for fun- Rachael Leigh Cook - This one just cause im a perv
She had a firm handshake like that of a virgin who knew more than she should.
hmm if i could fight anybody it would have to be bill gates.... why? Becuse my X-box keeps freezing up.
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I was drawn by your gentle song...
Your pure white tears flow away with the wind
And cut time in two.
Bruce Lee
he'd kick my ass.
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lol but it would be fun wouldent it?
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I was drawn by your gentle song...
Your pure white tears flow away with the wind
And cut time in two.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Pierrot [/i]
[B]lol but it would be fun wouldent it? [/B][/QUOTE]
indeed. having my ribcage cave-in from a dragon kick would be bliss.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Angel Punkaroo [/i]
[B]I'd fight those fuckers who started the save the kitty campaign.
Everytime someone masturbates "god" kills a kitten, eh? Start whaking people! [/B][/QUOTE]
um. i think that's a joke. i think it's a hillarious joke, i love that original picture with the little toast monsters chasing the kitty. i love showing it to my girlfriend, it makes her sad, and i just laugh and laugh.
Vincent Van Gogh:
He lopped his ear off, drew some shitty paintings, shot himself in the stomach with a shotgun and his paintings sold after he was long dead.
And we have to learn about him in school?
He deserves a beating, what an assgrain.
Christopher Reeve:
Just because it would piss everyone off.
Chuck Palahniuk:
Could 'Dancing with the devil in hell' better fit a situation?
Ulrich.
i would fight Lars Ulrich.
plastic....assholes.
Jim Lesczynski. that's that motherless fuck's name.
[QUOTE]FUNK IT WET; 6 DAYS[/QUOTE] -the prophesy in Maddie's orange juice squirts.
I'd fight Conan O'Brien. Mostly because I adore the guy to death, but I get the feelin' he could totally hold his own in a fight. I think we'd have a pretty decent run at it. We're both tall Irish fellas. The only difference is that he's super-cool, while I am only semi-cool.
"You shouldn't drink, then go on the internet, Dan..."
~Brian C. Jennings
I'd like to fight Nietzsche. He's the the original nihistic christian hating, anarchist. Well maybe not the original but the most famous. He's got a lot of anger in him and i'd bet he'd kick some ass.
[FONT=Arial]"No time for the old in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter."[/FONT]"
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Foot Foot [/i]
[B]Ulrich.
i would fight Lars Ulrich. [/B][/QUOTE]
Haha, agreed. He's such a little bitch.
As I am a dude, it may seem odd, but I would love to slap the shit out of Rosie O' Donnelle. Fat whore.
Throw down the sword.
.JPG "mugwump's picture")
Michael Crichton and John Grishom.
These rich fucks desevre a shit kicking for being such talentless hacks.
What?
Other than the Durst, I would fight Quentin Tarantino. He was a constant disruption during Chuck's interview on Conan. Then maybe I would fight Jim Morrison. After a friendly fight, we would go to a music store and burn all of the "greatest hits" albums of The Doors. We would try to teach people that "greatest hits" are lazy. People should collect more albums. Then Jim would get rich again. He could start over. But back to after the fight, he fades away . . .
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
eminem!!! that fucking no talent shit needs a day or two without front teeth.
fucking cunt
I want to beat Tom Green to a pulp.
the creator of American Idol
What?
While we're on that topic, I call dibs on every "male" winner of that contest.
fine with me.
Just as long as they suffer.
What?
Done and done.
be sure to make it a Kodak moment, you know, a teeth and blood melange.
What?
Bill Gates
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who know binary and those who have friends
Saddam
mayhem_
i'd beat up hilary duff..
she is creepy..
her and avril lavigne..
you are so sweet
with your honey meat
i want to lick your feet
laaaaaa
-jerky boys-
Kevin Ayers. I want to know what he'd sound like in a fight.
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I'd fight Bill Cosby, and steal his jumpers and jello.
I'd love to kick the living shit out of Sylvester Stalone.
[i]That kid... THAT KID IS BACK ON THE ESCALATOR![/i]
~ Brodie, Mallrats
I would fight Eddie Murphey sense the dumbass let his movie career fall to shit.
[B]"STFU n00b.pwned."[/B] -[I]God. [/I]
[B]"I, Inigo Montoya, do challenge you, coward, pig, killer, ass, fool, to battle."[/B] -[I]Inigo, The Princess Bride[/I]
[B]"...life is not fair. Forget all the garbage your parents put out. Remember Morgenstern. You'll be a lot happier."[/B] [I]- William goldman[/I]
Chuck Norris. Just to prove that he isn't tough.
Workshop privileges only.
Oooh! Also, the parents from Invisible Monsters!
[i]That kid... THAT KID IS BACK ON THE ESCALATOR![/i]
~ Brodie, Mallrats
i'd fight jesus. i'm sure he could kick my ass, but it would be a great conversation starter after its done
plus, by now he must be over a hundred feet tall and stronger then a zillion men chained up to rubber donkeys in a meadow with growing... ... flowers
Larry Anderson
i would fight...
Jonathan Brandis. cuz he killed himself and i'm so pissed at him for that.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Nightrious [/i]
[B]Vincent Van Gogh:
He lopped his ear off, drew some shitty paintings, shot himself in the stomach with a shotgun and his paintings sold after he was long dead.
And we have to learn about him in school?
He deserves a beating, what an assgrain.[/B][/QUOTE]
dude, he had temporal-lobe epilepsy, he had a seizure, prolly drank some pure absinth at the time, too, and lopped his ear off and sent it to a hooker. the guy rules. 
but yeah, he'd be fun to fight.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by gydale [/i]
[B]I wamt a piece of Dr. Phil because he looks like a big penis and I'm sick of his get tough bullshit. [/B][/QUOTE]
Amen.
The sandy haired son of Hollywood
Lost his faith in all that's good
Closed the curtain, unplugged the clock
Hung his clothes on the shower rod
But he didn't get undressed
And no, he didn't seem depressed
in mourning of Jonathan Brandis~
If the choice had to be made, I choose to fight the hillbilly rapist from the movie "Deliverence" who will be immortalized for saying "You gotta reeal perty mouth" He slipped in to the role of outdoorsman/sex offender with what seemed to me to be a frightening level of comfort.
Why? the choice is easy: beat him to death or take it in the ass...
Elijah Wood...I felt like destroying something beautiful...
i would like to fight Utterly Wirthless.
after he has committed suicide, of course.
Larry Anderson
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Waggy The Dog [/i]
[B]i would like to fight Utterly Wirthless.
after he has committed suicide, of course. [/B][/QUOTE]
Ha! You're probably a necro. Are you in the funeral home industry?
It's okay, people gave Da Vinci shit because he'd study corpses.
If I could fight anyone, I'd have several choices:
1. Holden Caulfield. He's whiney, he's annoying, he reminds me of myself three years ago, and most importantly...I don't like him.
2. George W. Bush. This lying (mis)Leader of the Free World just needs a good clobbering, because he apparently thinks that his office grants him the right to do whatever the fuck he feels like.
3. Napolean, Alexander the Great, or Hitler. All three of these guys, at different times, managed to gain control of MOST of Europe, I'd be interested to see if it was their leadership skills, or if it actually had something to do with them being tough dudes.
NOW TELL ME WHO YOU'D FIGHT, OR I'LL BE DISAPPOINTED!
"Do you have 846 pounds of zinc? I don't!" -- The Laz.
"I was almost Six On Tha Dot. What a mistake that would have been." -- Six On The Dot