Punching yourself.

Jane, I've seen photos of you - you're not fat.

Also, Don't punch yourself - I don't think you will but I felt I should stay on topic.

Punching yourself makes the Princesses sad.

[QUOTE=jane s.;951096]Punching yourself makes the Princesses sad.[/QUOTE]

what are the princesses?!?!!? I feel like punching myself for missing something!!!! GOD DAMN PHIL COLLINS!!!

There's this 2 year old girl at the daycare I work at who wears pull-ups with Disney Princesses on them. And one time she accidentally peed in the pull-up, and she came up to me and tugged on my sleeve and said tearfully, "I need to use the potty."

"Oh?" I said. "Why?"

She said, "The Princesses are sad."

[QUOTE=jane s.;951104]There's this 2 year old girl at the daycare I work at who wears pull-ups with Disney Princesses on them. And one time she accidentally peed in the pull-up, and she came up to me and tugged on my sleeve and said tearfully, "I need to use the potty."

"Oh?" I said. "Why?"

She said, "The Princesses are sad."[/QUOTE]

hahaha. I haven't smiled like that in a while... god damned depression. thank you!

I love you all. Even the Princesses. Punch yourself, Don't punch yourself. Nevermind that.
I'm impressed of you UncleAlbert, You listen to the wings. :headbang:

[QUOTE=Anarchyh;951112]I love you all. Even the Princesses. Punch yourself, Don't punch yourself. Nevermind that.
I'm impressed of you UncleAlbert, You listen to the wings. :headbang:[/QUOTE]

the butter wouldnt melt so i put it in the pie....

[QUOTE=UncleAlbert;951114]the butter wouldnt melt so i put it in the pie....[/QUOTE]

Hands across the water, heads across the sky.
[SIZE=4]Ok people don't post here because we went beyond the question. Umm.. Pople, you can write your opinion now. [/SIZE]

these people are drunks or foreign.

hey, i punch myself, i may only be 14 but i do. usually below my right eye as i'm right handed. i get bruises, but i just need to, so i can let out steam. it's the same as cutting yourself isn't it? people just make moe of a bigger deal.

I don't think it's the same as cutting yourself, cutting yourself is mostly "calling for help" or suicide.
How many times/how hard do you hit for getting these bruises?
-And did anyone ever bleed from his nose after punching?

When you use a sword on yourself it's called seppuku.

We got an influx of self abusers and thats got me recalling that as a wee one i did a lot of hurting on myself including giving myself black eyes, burning and cutting. This all way predates fight club , chuck just picked up on a universal theme. I did it cause I didn't like myself. So hurt yourself all you want but know why your doing it, lifes not a movie.

[QUOTE=Spike;951246]When you use a sword on yourself it's called seppuku.[/QUOTE]

Seppuku is when you cut your stomach open so that everything inside falls out and you die. Sometimes the most interesting things come from Japan. And sometimes they dont even need the manual.

i went through a phase - within recent years - where i'd jack myself in the head when i got frustrated - extremely frustrated - but had to continue doing what was frustrating -

sometimes i'd start blacking out a bit or get a bit dizzy - usually it would help me calm down.

i'd just make a tight fist and then in three or four successive jabs, just pummel myself in the head.

it's amazing how hard you can hit yorself, what with the leverage disadvantage and all.

the skull is a tidy target.

i know an alcoholic who had a tendency to hit his head when he was drunk. He said that it makes him better. Also he tried to hit his tooth out, when it statrted to ache. Maybe he couldnt have enough from pain because as much as i saw him drunk he had allways falled over or just a inch from falling over.
Havent hit myself very often. Havent drink also very often.

The little princesses with the perfect lifes would never hit them self.
--__#

[QUOTE=Anarchyh;951309]The little princesses with the perfect lifes would never hit them self.
--__#[/QUOTE]

just for the record. Luckily I have other people to hit me. Only difference is that all the rules are exact opposites of Fight Club rules.

[QUOTE=extrasocial;951311]just for the record. Luckily I have other people to hit me. Only difference is that all the rules are exact opposites of Fight Club rules.[/QUOTE]

Man i'm not talking about you. didn't even see your post, I'm just talking about all the people in the world!
And by the way nobody here is trying to make others hit them-self.

...speak for yourself.

[QUOTE=UbikRex;951317]...speak for yourself.[/QUOTE]

I am.

[QUOTE=Anarchyh;951316]Man i'm not talking about you. didn't even see your post, I'm just talking about all the people in the world!
And by the way nobody here is trying to make others hit them-self.[/QUOTE]
yeah, i underestood the that u werent speaking about me, like a second after i posted the previous thing.

[QUOTE=Anarchyh;951318]I am.[/QUOTE]

I hate when people don't get or ruin a joke.

Extrasocial, hey forget that.
And Ubikrex sorry i didn't got your joke..

[QUOTE=extrasocial;951311]just for the record. Luckily I have other people to hit me. Only difference is that all the rules are exact opposites of Fight Club rules.[/QUOTE]

I think i should explain that. People around here are sometimes as quiet and peaceful as dogs with rabbies. Insult can be sometimes almost nothing. I really cant stand people like that. Maybe an illustrating storie? Ill tell it anyway.
One day, before literature class, me and my friend are in hallway. Some guy with his friend from parallel class come at us. He has a dog collar at his hand. Doesnt seem good because ive had problems with them before. This guy tries to put this collar to my freinds neck. My friend, he doesnt let it happen and says (he's not very ood with words): "Hey stop it! Im not some dog!"
This guy smiles and walks away with this collar.
In couple minutes this guy comes back with his bigger friend, lets call him A. A comes from some islamic country, but he is nessesity-muslim. It means that islam is very good when he wants something (like getting out of PE earlier to wash him self etc.) or get in fights but it doesnt stop him eating pork or getting trunk with his buddies. Although i didnt know that, his dog had passed away in that day and this was a reason why A had this collar.
A opens up lock of his jacket. Who can guess what is there? Ofcourse the same dog collar. He comes to my friend and starts picking: "Did ya call me a dog?! You told that only a dog would wear this collar! Am i a dog?"
I go and interfere: "Hey! Whats the problem?"
A:"He called me a dog."
Me: "No he didnt."
Next thing my head is crushed between the floor and 80 kg body in total darkness me atfirst trying to pound A-s kiddneys out or atleast plug out one of he's eyes just to get him of me. Same time A tries to hit my head in. Only reason why hes freinds didnt help him was because they could have hit him or maybe he did have some honour what didnt allow him to use his friends help. Ill bet that they had a nice homevideo out of that.
This fight didnt had any mattering result or something. Just my head and back hurted for some time.
As I said people are very easy to be insulted. And sometimes very hard.
Maybe it was pointless whining about my "very very hard life":p Maybe it was a bad example. Maybe. But im glad that i could tell it. Think what you want.
PS: These things arent dayly for me, but all I wanted to say that different from Fight Club members there are enough oportunities to get in fight and lose.

Cool man. very nice story! My advice; if he is not going to put out a knife or too dangerous, and you ARE able to beat him and not too much afraid. Just laugh him in the face after the first punch. After punching yourself, you are not afraid of it anymore. Then show him what fight club teached you. (!?).

I personaly didn't fight for like half a year (and fighting i mean blood). I want to arrange a fight in school, with someone, for my self.

[QUOTE=Anarchyh;951351]Cool man. very nice story! My advice; if he is not going to put out a knife or too dangerous, and you ARE able to beat him and not too much afraid. Just laugh him in the face after the first punch. After punching yourself, you are not afraid of it anymore. Then show him what fight club teached you. (!?).

I personaly didn't fight for like half a year (and fighting i mean blood). I want to arrange a fight in school, with someone, for my self.[/QUOTE]

So where are you from? English isn't your first language is it?

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;951369]So where are you from? English isn't your first language is it?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, English isn't my first language at all. But what does is matter where i am from?
:burnout:
I am jewish.

[QUOTE=Anarchyh;951616]Yeah, English isn't my first language at all. But what does is matter where i am from?
:burnout:
I am jewish.[/QUOTE]
I think it was an innocent question.

I do think it is odd, though, that you say you are Jewish but have been mostly part of threads concerning harming yourself. I know that is against the Torah. But, of course, with 613 mitzvot, many things are.

[QUOTE=Anarchyh;951616]Yeah, English isn't my first language at all. But what does is matter where i am from?
:burnout:
[/QUOTE]
it helps in understanding your posts.

[QUOTE=Synnove;951673]I think it was an innocent question.

I do think it is odd, though, that you say you are Jewish but have been mostly part of threads concerning harming yourself. I know that is against the Torah. But, of course, with 613 mitzvot, many things are.[/QUOTE]

How is that against my torah? I'm not doing any harm to anyone. It's really important to me, so please tell me.

you seen The Believer?

[QUOTE=Anarchyh;951697]How is that against my torah? I'm not doing any harm to anyone. It's really important to me, so please tell me.[/QUOTE]
I think prohibitions against harming people means all people - including yourself.

The Torah contains prohibitions and strong disincentives to cruelty, torture, maiming, and mutilation.

More specifically:
The Torah prohibits mutilation, and thus torture. This applied to animals (Leviticus 22:22) as well as people (Leviticus 24:19-22). Many other ancient societies treat their own members better than aliens, but the Torah prescribes the same treatment for all. Of course, sometimes people break laws. In that case, the penalty even limits the revenge one can take on the offender. (It is an eye for an eye, not a life for an eye.) The Torah prohibits self-mutilation and even tattoos (Leviticus 19:28), which were also practices of ancient religions.

Ok, mutilation? Does having a black eye mean mutilation?
And another question, If the cruelty, and torture is only my head, I mean that i can hate, and have a desire to kill and hit, does it count?
Thanks for the help.

Maiming was included and means to make imperfect so I think it applies to harming yourself - i.e. punching yourself.

I am not, by any means, an expert on any religious text, I just believe that if you proclaim to be of one faith, you should know that most (including Judaism) have rules against causing harm to anything created by their higher power. This includes harming yourself.

Sorry. I didn't mean to bother you. Most religious text also grants you free will to make choices that could be considered right or wrong. If this is yours, that is fine.

Shit, I really got away from my own religion, I kept giving my self excuses about that, like "As long as I don't do any harm to innocent, it's ok". But I really really began believe in freedom to all, corporate terrorism and these stuff. Anarchy was a goal sometimes.
Half side of my family is realy religion (my mother's side), the other side is American. Yeah it's weird.
Well I gotta wake up and check how far can i go with this, How far i want to go with this.
I need to talk to a rabby ><.

I just started punching myself a few days back. On the right side of my face. This was about two nights ago. It was slight at first, then a little harder so maybe it would have some effect. You may have a leverage disadvantage and all, but I'm convinced you can give yourself a concussion like that. The point of this story is that when I woke up in the morning I had a slight swelling and semi-black eye under my LEFT eye. This...does not make sense. And no one noticed in my office. Or at Ben and Jerry's.

Instead of punching your face, find yourself a girlfriend, a hobby or an instrument to play.
It works!

Sigh. I really thought this thread had come to an end.

[QUOTE=Synnove;951778]I think prohibitions against harming people means all people - including yourself.

The Torah contains prohibitions and strong disincentives to cruelty, torture, maiming, and mutilation.

More specifically:
The Torah prohibits mutilation, and thus torture. This applied to animals (Leviticus 22:22) as well as people (Leviticus 24:19-22). Many other ancient societies treat their own members better than aliens, but the Torah prescribes the same treatment for all. Of course, sometimes people break laws. In that case, the penalty even limits the revenge one can take on the offender. (It is an eye for an eye, not a life for an eye.) The Torah prohibits self-mutilation and even tattoos (Leviticus 19:28), which were also practices of ancient religions.[/QUOTE]
you know what else prohibits punching yourself in the head? Common Fuckin' Sense!

[QUOTE=xec8;952161]Instead of punching your face, find yourself a girlfriend, a hobby or an instrument to play.
It works![/QUOTE]

I play guitar and got a girlfriend right now. The hobbie is my problam right now
And Nathaniel Parker, I didn't start this thread by saying "Hi, I hit myself. Do you?" I wanted to see if people do that, and by far i can see at least 70% of the people here do that.

I find your math to be faulty

This one time I punched myself so hard I didn't know what hit me. The police investigation was extensive.

i used to run around the house pretending to punch myself, a little to much times watching fightclub for a ten year old kid

but i have before, its the same as people cutting thereself
the pain releases indorfins so you get a minute where you actually forget about the emotional pain your feeling.

and i get some bad ass toothachs sometimes and after taking a few advil with nothing i just get hella pissed off and smack myself a few times.

sorry for bad grammer and spelling

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