Limp Bizkit to Tylewr Durden wtf???

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Log onto [URL=http://]http;//www.limpbizkit.com[/URL] and ther you will find a flash "clip' saying "Dr. Tyler Durden recommends a dose of bizkit".

anyone know anything about it???

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That evil mother fucker.

I wish someone would remove his voice box, and kick him in the shins....lots. Because getting kicked in the shins hurts....alot!

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All I remember abt Bizkit and FC is the song, "Living Life on the Fast lane" from Chocolate Starfish and Hotdog Flavoured Water, where Durst raps "... I seen the Fight Club and 28 times..."

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bizkit has some alright songs to fight to....
i mean, yea, chocolate starfish blew starfish... but that new song sounds alright

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Wouldn't go admitting to liking that sad band in public...

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What the hell....now we're gonna have all these brainless oafs bellowing around with their little backward baseball caps on like little freddy saying about how much fight club rocks. Most of them probably wont have seen the movie yet, so they will all go out and rent it or buy it, they wont even know it was once a book. I doubt if they would even come close to even understanding the full meaning or plot of the movie. The only thing they will think is great is the fighting.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Protocore [/i]
[B]Wouldn't go admitting to liking that sad band in public... [/B][/QUOTE]

But dude, he's a maggot. He's totally down with the Knot, the Bizkit, and other such tripe no doubt.

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Here's my question: Why were you at limpbizkit.com?

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because i wanted to hear the album before it was released to see if i could "steal" a.k.a kazaasize any of it ( hey some of it could have been bearable)

i actaully watched fight club some 20 times without ever knowing it was originally a book until i went to buy a copy of choke and saw it among the books by chuck ( i had seen the book in stores but it had pitt and norton on it so i dismissed it as a novel after book thing)

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by fEEBLE [/i]
[B]because i wanted to hear the album before it was released to see if i could "steal" a.k.a kazaasize any of it ( hey some of it could have been bearable)

i actaully watched fight club some 20 times without ever knowing it was originally a book until i went to buy a copy of choke and saw it among the books by chuck ( i had seen the book in stores but it had pitt and norton on it so i dismissed it as a novel after book thing) [/B][/QUOTE]

You evidently didn't watch any of the credits then. I hope you get sued by the record companies, because you deserve it for trying to "steal" that fucking trash.

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i was very( stress this) young so back then and all i cared about was movies i quit reading in grade 6 adversary and only resumed reading in grade 9 when i went to buy choke so im sorry if i was a stupid movie obssesed ignored piece of shit who doesnt care if they burn in hell for burning stuff thats not worth the money spent on it . anyways they havent gone hunting for canadian "theifs" hahaha i laugh in the face of your downloading lawsuits ( stupid ye i know) and did you read the post talking about the "rap granny"?

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by fEEBLE [/i]
[B]i was very( stress this) young so back then and all i cared about was movies i quit reading in grade 6 adversary and only resumed reading in grade 9 when i went to buy choke so im sorry if i was a stupid movie obssesed ignored piece of shit who doesnt care if they burn in hell for burning stuff thats not worth the money spent on it . anyways they havent gone hunting for canadian "theifs" hahaha i laugh in the face of your downloading lawsuits ( stupid ye i know) and did you read the post talking about the "rap granny"? [/B][/QUOTE]

This doesn't change the fact that you actually had a desire to hear the new Limp Bizkit CD, free or not.

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This doesn't change the fact that you actually had a desire to hear the new Limp Bizkit CD, free or not.

and here i thought people were allowed to choose what they wanted to listen to without having to make excuses for it.
i guess that we'll all subscribe to listening to only the music that the great and wonderful adversary condones as soon as he puts out his "commandments".
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adversary you got told bahahaah lol j/k

r u happy that i came out of the "limp" closet ??? huh?
feeble>>>do you also want to know that i like to listen to nickelback??????
Adversary>>>>"OMFG nickel back sucks so i guess you suck!"
feeble>>>no you see i dont suck your brain sucks since its trying to tell me i sucks so no that means you suck so i dont suck maybe nickelback sucks but i like nickelback so to me nickelback not sucks so suck it sucker

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by trypdwyre [/i]
[B]and here i thought people were allowed to choose what they wanted to listen to without having to make excuses for it.
i guess that we'll all subscribe to listening to only the music that the great and wonderful adversary condones as soon as he puts out his "commandments". [/B][/QUOTE]

You're right, and I'm allowed to say anything I want. Nice how that works, huh?

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You're right, and I'm allowed to say anything I want. Nice how that works, huh?

doesn't make you right though. and still, it doesn't mean you should.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Protocore [/i]
[B]Wouldn't go admitting to liking that sad band in public... [/B][/QUOTE]

here here, i agree.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by trypdwyre [/i]
[B]doesn't make you right though. and still, it doesn't mean you should. [/B][/QUOTE]
What the fuck are you talking about?

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do you really have that short of an attention span? if you're that confused, reread the thread.

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adversary got told oooooo babbyyyyy

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the fact of the matter is fred durst is an ignoramus that should die. check and mate. now king me.

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i was once a limp bizkit fan. once being the operative word. I bought significent other till this day is still a good album. then i bought chocolate starfish and 'whatever' flavoured water. and.....t

I am no longer a fan of limp bizkit. I hate fred drust and anything that leaves his unusually fat mouth. Hes the reason fightclub exsists. To tell us some guys are worth fighting to the wire.

If i could fight any asshole in the world it would be fred durst. id like to really break all his teath with a chainsaw or perhaps skin his ass raw. no draw. its my law. you all saw. must stop talking.....

look AT ME IM BONEING BRITNEY SPEARS IM SO COOL

and as much as i may be jelous of that small fact. Hes still a total penis

First rule of project mayhem is You do not talk about fred durst
second rule of project mayhem is, they're is no fred durst
Last and best rule of project mayhem is. If there is actually a fred durst and you happen to see him, you kill him.

Tylers words comming out of my mouth

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didn't Blimp Bisquick's guitar player (dude with the masks and make-up) leave the band?

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yeah, Wes Borland(?) quit cuz he's awesome like that. he was always the outkast in the band and i always knew he was going to quit(especially when chocolate.....came out)

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Limp Bizkit rulez!
I will buy all of his CDs because everyone hates him so much!
I'm anti-trendy!

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Fred Durst is directing some film and David E. Fincher is producing it. It's in the possible projects section under David Fincher Tribute

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lazlosdead [/i]
[B]Limp Bizkit rulez!
I will buy all of his CDs because everyone hates him so much!
I'm anti-trendy! [/B][/QUOTE]

actually, alot of people(mostly deaf people, or near deaf people) still like limp bizkit so you're not being anti-trendy. sorry Sad

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Drain [/i]
[B]First rule of project mayhem is You do not talk about fred durst
second rule of project mayhem is, they're is no fred durst
Last and best rule of project mayhem is. If there is actually a fred durst and you happen to see him, you kill him.

Tylers words comming out of my mouth [/B][/QUOTE]

if there is no fred durst how can you talk about,see, or kill him?
i guess tyler's words are NOT coming out of your mouth

The first rule of Project Anti-Drain is you must [B]BE[/B] anti-Drain....

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Protocore [/i]
[B]Wouldn't go admitting to liking that sad band in public... [/B][/QUOTE]

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dude, taking back sunday is awesome...at least their cd is.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Drain [/i]
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If i could fight any asshole in the world it would be fred durst. id like to really break all his teath with a chainsaw or perhaps skin his ass raw. no draw. its my law. you all saw. must stop talking.....

look AT ME IM BONEING BRITNEY SPEARS IM SO COOL

and as much as i may be jelous of that small fact. Hes still a total penis

[/B][/QUOTE]

Does anyone else find this frigging hilarious?

The internet is good for something after all...

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limp bizkit is such a fucking peice of shit. how dare they do something as foolish as this!
i could shit a better band then limp bizkit

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oh and fuck trends, i am now going to disembowel an emu and wear its testicles in a foamy rubber burrito like wrap, excuse me

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then i am gonna grab my balls and sit down and write a song about heartache and abdominal pains and relate the words to the woes and throws of love and make an album that goes double mur. i will also incorporate the line "i am falling", because that is what all great artists do. and by the by, Evanescense[fuck spelling] is the greatest band ever made and glitter is the greatest work ever put to celluloid

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limp penisquit should be dragged to the backyard and shot pointblank between the eyes. they're just trying to copy Linkin Park... poorly.

and how can mr. fred pimpleburst think he even understands Fight Club? what a wacko.

and David Fincher should stay the hell away from him!!!

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Wes Borland (Limp's ex-guitarist) now plays for The Damning Well (check out the song The Awakening). It's off the Underworld soundtrack. Danny Lohner (the NIN bassist) and Richard Patrick (Filter's vocalist) are also in the abnd. They rock, check 'em out.

And this isn't the only time Durst fucked something up, "Behind Blue Eyes" is originally a song by The Who and the original song fucking rocked. Durst sucks.

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hey! gay people happen to rule.

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i was actually surprised to hear the cover of Behind Blue Eyes... i... i... like it... ::ducks::

i wonder why he did that though... to "show his softer side"? it's weird... it just doesn't go with his own shit at all...

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